I went to the loo and they immediately scored

I feel we're being overly harsh on these two teams who have clearly never played football before

Niko Sigur should consider marrying someone with the last name Ros so he can change his last name to Ros-Sigur

The real winners of this tie are Netherlands or Morocco next Saturday

This is a great advert for a 32 team world cup

Petition to start the kick off countdown with 374 seconds to go

Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Alphonso Davies

How many times do you think Jesse March has told Canada they are CANada not Can'tada

The on field decision was penalty?

I have no idea why that isn't a penalty

Johnny Cash's first drafts were a bit wide of the mark

Thoughts & prayers with Fabrizio Romano who must be incandescent actual football is happening this summer

"that world cup guy" looks like Gary glitter

Only 3 more Ghana goals and Scotland have an outside chance getting through

1:15 of build up to England V Panama feels excessive.

If only there were some sort of number people could call in these type of emergencies.

It's so mild and pleasant outside. What a time to be alive.

So Scotland need: Algeria to lose to by 2 or more goals to Austria Senegal to draw with or lose to Iraq (but by less than 2 goals) Congo to draw with or lose to Uzbekistan (but by less than 4 goals) Croatia to lose to Ghana by 3 or more goals

That managerial change really made the difference for Tunisia.

Whenever someone mentions the disgrace of Gijon it just sounds like the disgrace of *donkey noise*

Hard to say where Ecuador have gone wrong but being reliant on goals from a 36yo striker who barely ever scores might be up there

A really terrible away kit from Germany

Ecuador have taken the radical choice of being managed by a minor villain from the Die Hard franchise

Hard to say where Ecuador have gone wrong but being reliant on goals from a 36yo striker who barely ever scores might be up there

Another day volunteering at the giant Messi statue. Everyone keeps asking if they can fuck the world cup. buddy, they won't even let me fuck the world cup

Just how the fuck do they expect me to slice my pizza?

Given Paraguay & Australia both go through with a draw, instead of playing out a boring 0-0 they should play out a 14-14 epic.

Did they not try using Aircon on the tracks??? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Excited for England crickets latest reset tomorrow morning

In their 250th anniversary, with a senile, racist, paedophile President they decided to elect twice, Americans have finally identified the real villain. A professor who said air con isn't the only solution in responding to the demands climate change puts on infrastructure built for a cooler climate

Wine!?

You have to say England have been well and truly Queirozed here

With insights as "be direct" "go at them" "be more confident" it's hard to see why Alan Shearer wasn't a successful manager

If the refs are going to have the names on the back of their shirts they should fully commit to it rather than the terms & conditions font they've currently got

You have to say this is a real Queirozing

Ah fuck off technically correct VAR

ABSOLUTE BULLET

Booo

Really fucking weird that immediately after that miss Fernandes went to apologise to Ronaldo

In what critics are calling a touching world cup throwback, I've got a metatarsal injury

Finally Portugal have found Ronaldo's most effective position

That Uruguay anthem in recap *1 minute fancy intro* *2 minutes of nobody singing in time* *Chanting*

Tim Vickery's low res webcam

Disrespectful having an uncle as an expert for this match on father's day

Denial of a clear and obvious goalscoring opportunity, or as referees say DOACAOGSO

My favourite corner routine is when they all form a tactical conga line

Someone's got to police those bathrooms

George there