Weather Bomb, Weather Bomb Doesn't quite work as a song There's just too many syllables So it ends up sounding wrong

Amongst everything else, I'm thinking about how eager the UK press were initially to swallow the Met's lie that Jean Charles de Menezes was a terrorist after they executed him in a tube station

A device which allows you to chat with an AI Elon Musk and they've called that function Ket/Pet?

Odd choices for the next Man Utd manager but I can see Halliburton doing a job

Very funny that his reward for getting through a vaguely coherent press conference is to be taken shopping for his ballroom

For the discerning cannibal

There's a strain of animal rights activism which is incredibly racist. Often borne from people wanting to be seen as good & worthy and advocating for animals only is easy because animals never tell them they're doing it wrong.

Instagram keeps serving me "for your consideration" film ads in what must be a complete misunderstanding of who I actually am

"Trump's invasion of Venezuela will bring democracy, now watch me buy this bridge"

Looking back i feel quite naive to have thought this would probably be the flimsiest lie by the US to justify a war

Really hope West Ham do the funniest thing and replace Nuno with Ange Postecoglou

Maybe Starmer can ask Trump to identify a giraffe whilst he's at it for all the good this will do

Seems a bit pointless to get a weekly Snr Management update given the offices have been open all of 3 hours so far this week

Unsurprisingly none of the "fringe issues" identified involve telling people how much you love flags

If you look at the top 5 it's clear that if you're looking for a manager you should chose one who is either A) Bald or B) Clearly dyes their hair

The funniest thing that's happened to me at work this year is finding I can access my internal job references, then finding the one thing I'm consistently marked down on is "attitude to senior managers"

Werner Herzog's Wedding Crashers

It's not well known but Jools Holland's Hootenanny is recorded well in advance of New Year. This year's was recorded in June 2013

Rounding off a fairly crap year, the guy who came to replace our dishwasher refused to install the new one because the previous owner had installed it so dangerously it was surprising it hadn't caught fire in the last 6 years

Finn's woken up feeling ill and I entirely blame the parents of the kid running around softplay coughing everywhere.

Frozen 3: Someone gave Olaf a gun

I prefer it when they use grapes but good luck with the human blood angle

It's pixelated around because this happened on the day of the traditional Gävle Bock orgy

"How could you slightly improve the Diary of a CEO podcast?"

I lived in rural Herefordshire from age 4 to 19 and met precisely 1 person who had been on a hunt once and hadn't really seen the point

I know this is niche in the UK but this Snoop Dogg NFL half time is weird in a way that he's half arsed his way through some classics then got other people to sing some Christmas songs

Took up knitting earlier this year and slowly made this blanket for Finn for car journeys. It's a little ropey but I'm proud of it and he's a fan too.

"why am I having less pushback on a site filled with and designed for fascists? Best have 0 introspection about this"

Hey, just a quick question, have you ever been interested in owning a bridge?

Would be embarrassing if you'd just written this piece yesterday

Would be great if anyone asked follow up questions because on it's own this is at best meaningless and worst makes me worry he doesn't know what EHCPs are

It's Christmas, time to boil a fruitcake then set it on fire

Every time I see the movie title Hamnet I just think of an alternate Terminator where, instead of Robots, pigs have taken over the earth with their version of skynet

It's officially "text round the family to find out which aunt or uncle sent their nephew this unattributed gift" season

Yes Pat, but what about the football?

Yin & Yang pets

Jair Bolsonaro, the sport of boxing calls to you

Like a moth to the eternal flame

It's pronounced Sex Bouquet actually

not the Bournemouth winger, a different David Brooks

Finding it funny that one of the messages in Finn's leaving school book starts: Finn, it's been a pleasure working with you...

The question mark really adds a level of intrigue missing from most job ads

Is this the funniest Headline, Sub-heading and Author combination ever put to word? Yes, yes it is

Ross Douche Hat amiright guys

Oh crap! I shouldn't have said my boss has an alcoholic personality Oh crap! I shouldn't have said the attorney general completely whiffed the Epstein files I certainly shouldn't have said the VP has been a conspiracy theorist for a decade

Ah, Mr Lamp, my lifelong nemesis, you have bested me again

Finn's class are doing Chritingles tomorrow & unsurprisingly there's been a shortage of oranges in the local shops the last week. Mainly down to every 3rd parent in the group chat declaring "I brought a few extra in case anyone else couldn't get one"

"Cracking sexual chemistry lad"

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps

To Dick Van Dyke, if this woman approaches you with a holiday to the Caribbean and plans for a spa don't trust her