It's an extremely low bar but almost refreshing to see the art of war being cited in relation to war rather than business managers talking about how it informed team restructures

Philippe Clement looks like he'd be surprisingly useful in a fight

Filled in the screening questionnaire sent to us for Finn's ADHD assessment. Still processing some of the questions and the whiplash between them.

England Rugby, funny.

Always really fucking funny when this happens

...Shaft?

Sometimes you look at announcements like this and wonder if they're just guessing or September is based on something else happening

Yes, our car may be hugely uncompetitive BUT it also gives the driver nerve damage www.independent.co.uk/f1/fernando-...

I find the assumption that there are kids who have unnecessary EHCPs odd. It would mean Occupational Therapists, Speech & Language Therapists, Educational Psychologists, Teachers and Paediatricians are all conspiring to give kids too much support.

Don't bet on what that bear's wandering into the woods to do

Randy Manner! I thought they closed that place down

Every month I have to call the specialist paediatricians team at least twice to get Finn's melatonin prescription. I'll call up and they say they'll send it through to the pharmacy but it might take a few days.

If it weren't so bleak it would be hilarious that every time Trump does anything that requires a decision or a speech he gets rewarded with picking out some furnishings for his ballroom

Good gooood

I recently got a call from Anthony Kieldis. He wanted me to help connect his dvd player to his TV and the lead wasn't working. He said to me he had a "Scart issue that I wish you'd solve"

O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the arse of the free and the home of the brave

This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂 🦁

To be fair to them, at what point in their history have FIFA not looked like a corrupt bunch of morally dubious chancers?

Trevor Francis being sacked by Crystal Palace vibes

Doing a little run across the zebra crossing to show how serious I am about crossing the road

We should make Matt Goodwin eat his battle bus

*Ron Howard voice* "It was not a smart move"

Guys, have you tried focusing on getting stuff done? Have you tried doing stuff til it gets done? How about achieving outcomes? I bet you haven't thought about that before.

And now, performing all your favourites, welcome back to the end of the pier. Gorton Denton!

Looking at the SEND white paper & did some quick calculations. If you assume the £200m is divided roughly equally amongst authorities that gives £630,915 per authority. If you divide that by the number of schools in Essex (where I live) that's £957.38 for training per school.

Not sure how to describe the genre of ads I get on Instagram

There's a house on the drive to Finn's school which has a flagpole with a union flag with Stop The Boats written across it. They've recently added a Polish flag underneath and I'm looking forward to any further caveats they add

Maybe we should play in Worcester every week

A true editor at large wouldn't restrict themselves to editing solely for their employers but editing anything and everything they wished to.

The existence of Find Out Now implies the existence of a polling company called Fuck About Now

Kash Patel constantly looks like a prairie dog trying to understand algebra

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Feel sorry for the people who jumped on the run boat only to find it too noisy

Keane Lewis-Potter just fucking loves potting lewis' unlike his brother Reluctant Lewis-Potter who is ambivalent about potting lewis'.

Does Scott Parker have a sponsorship deal for those coats with 4 stripes on the left arm and if so how much and lastly have you ever seen anyone else wearing one?

God radio commentary on the rugby is terrible. So many times they just shout Penalty! and I'm just left thinking Who The Fuck To!?

Well I think everyone saw this Scotland performance coming

I'm not an expert but I feel that's the wrong direction for bobsleighs to go

Something quite therapeutic about watching these 3 rhythmically dominate the cross country

Trying out the portmanteau "Noncequences" for anyone who faces consequences as a result of the Epstein files

Me and my wife regularly add "now watch this drive" to any conversation

Spent a bit of our afternoon walk chasing the bin lorry then stimming at it

That'll show him

Now that's the look of a man who's given a thorough and plausible defence

Went to Softplay this afternoon and it's about that time of half term most parents have just given up

King Charles hastily arranging a visit to Andrew from Liz Truss

There's a huge difference school to school in how kids with SEND needs are managed and leaving decisions to schools alone is a recipe for disaster www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The real plan was the money they made along the way

Nobody from Benfica looks good coming out of this and I think Otamendi's continued and deliberate targeting of Vini jr for the rest of the match was pretty disgusting too.