Multiple casualties reported at first filming of Monopoly the game show

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"whenever it's other subject I always bring it autism" is actually a fairly accurate summary of most of my conversations

[waiting for labour head comms interview] Me: [chanting] reset, reset- Other interviewees: reset, RESET Secretary [pounding a clipboard]: RESET, RESET, RESET

Harriet Harmans understanding of how twitter works hasn't progressed much since 2015 then?

Like Shay Given bringing up an old foul on Emi Martinez because the correct response to Emi Martinez being fouled is that it should be allowed because it's funny

This is Bob, last year he got so excited about the streamers we put up for my son's birthday he fell asleep in them

Fun day of finding out some people are too dumb to understand the arguments their making

Went round to see Finn's cousins this afternoon and, presumably because we live in a bungalow, the youngest one asked if I knew how to use stairs.

This has thousands of likes and shares on Instagram for people who haven't spent 5 seconds thinking about what it says about how they view disabled people

www.maptap.gg May 9 100🎯 97🔥 97🔥 99🎯 95👑 Final score: 973

Don't know about you but I'm always accidentally hitting my head against a table so hard that I have to be hospitalised

1 more ward to declare in Hackney and am feeling for my colleagues who've been counting since this morning

*flying nose first into a mountain* "The pilots clearly got this"

The Odyssey: Dude where's my Ithaca

Finding out there's another Giuliani

Ratatouille 2: All your customers have the hantavirus now

The real question is if you punched him would he turn to liquid like the senator in x-men or dust like the Nazis in Indiana Jones?

I for one am tired of all the vaccinated pale ass babies cluttering up our society

It's funny how a Wigan chant from 2016 has somehow led to Freed From Desire being the go to celebration music at all football games now.

Imagine the immediate comedown of being interviewed by Gabriel Clarke

Yellow for Calafiori for being too damn handsome

I find Alan Shearer's weird affected 'im really excited this is exciting' co-commentator voice really off putting

My favourite one of these in recent memory is the American politician asking Son Heung-Min, on his move to LAFC, if he'd help the US win the world cup

The animals he lists for this changes every time he mentions this

Vitor Pereira is doing well for a man who'll be fighting to save Fulham from relegation this time next year

Tbh there's no-one who knows what's "best" for their disabled relative more than the person who sees them 2 - 3 times a year.

Did a triathlon here this morning and I'll tell you swans can't cycle for shit

Forgot the word for breed and asked someone what make of dog they had

Meta will stop at nothing to acquire legs

Finally turned off the "remember this day" thing on my photos because it increasingly kept showing pictures of my dad and I don't really need push notifications reminding me he's dead every few days.

Finn won star of the week in his class so it's time to rub it in the faces of all the other parents

Just going to assume her husband is that dog

Oh was the queem there?

Fish that got away not actually that big, friends hear

I've read a fair amount of Job and Grant applications this past year and it's abundantly clear when people have either partially or wholly used AI.

Started a sentence with a work friend by going "they're a bit like anti-depressants it takes the body a while to get used to..." before realising this wasn't a universal experience

I want just this map but with everything removed except "liking for gravy" and the arrow pointing to Britain

I'm not sure "parts of my £100k job are so easy I can do them drunk" is really that great an argument

Coming on here and seeing the arguments being "MPs work long hours and therefore should get pissed on the job" and "the assassination attempt shows why the white house needs a ballroom" makes me feel like I've missed a few episodes and the writers have ran out of ideas.

3 men went faster than the old world record. 2 of them under 2 hours is absolutely incredible

Wow at the London Marathon times

*90s comedian voice* What IS the story with Balamory?

Hope Rosenior gets a better job in a less stupid club

Absolutely massive night in National league North

'Trending' Bar: Mandelson Scandal Brain: Mandelson Scandelson

I've heard enough. This mandelson fella clearly shouldn't be ambassador