Tomas
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Gonna be a harder rhyme to separate the good Rev. Michael Woolf and the bad Michael Woolf
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2 days ago
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Sir, this is a pierogi stand
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2 days ago
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"please don't tell people how I live"
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
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And they say black cats aren't photogenic
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The key to making it big in this world is having a consistent routine. 7am Wake up & have a high fibre breakfast 8am Do some light exercise 9am Email your convicted paedophile friend to discuss crimes 10am Coffee
5 days ago
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Bob took this selfie
6 days ago
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Hi I'm the new writer for the Bond franchise. My main concerns in life are 1. The amount of bear shit in the woods 2. Continuity
6 days ago
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After this you should be able to count the number of release errors on one hand. So well under 8.
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7 days ago
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9 days ago
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Do lorry drivers who overtake other lorries know how much everyone else hate them?
12 days ago
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Wonder why the President would need a big sign reminding which room he's entering.
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12 days ago
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I can't see anything going hilariously wrong with this and would highly advise him to do it
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12 days ago
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Dick Cheney was alive?
13 days ago
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Remember remember The 2nd of November Because we've got plans on the 5th and these fireworks aren't going to watch themselves
15 days ago
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but at least we're not calling him Prince Andrew anymore
16 days ago
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I'm sorry to say I've now got "the room where I shit" going round my head to the tune of the road where you live
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17 days ago
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How do I get a job where being fired means I get a mansion in Norfolk and still get paid.
17 days ago
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Moving slowly up from cancelling things before they're released to having one season before they're abruptly cancelled.
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17 days ago
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Car hire place couldn't really have picked a funnier car to go to my dad's funeral
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Gabby HC's books make ideal festive presents
18 days ago
My name is Pagliacci, Clown of Clowns. Look on my works, ye doctors; I despair.
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Was absent mindedly watching the Alan Titchmarsh show in the gym the other day and it ended with a promise of a "rare" John Major interview which is probably rare not for the reasons they want you to think.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
21 days ago
โA tiger, an elephant, a giraffeโฆโ
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When you order the ashes off Temu
21 days ago
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Did not expect Van de Ven to be doing the heavy lifting in my fantasy team this week
22 days ago
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Start small, keep a log
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22 days ago
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I've got "Stairs leading up to no clear landing" going round my head in Dion Dublin's voice
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23 days ago
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23 days ago
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Hey look, the guy who spent Trump's first term being his weird reply guy has opinions about what normal people think
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24 days ago
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The really British solution to this is to fix it but host parliament in a portakabin in parliament square for an indefinite number of years
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25 days ago
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Things that have made me cry about Dad this week - going to the local dump he really liked - Jen making a joke about drinking bovril and it reminding me of drinking bovril at Hereford matches with him - Creating a really good spreadsheet I know he'd have been genuinely excited to hear about
26 days ago
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The 7th Avatar will focus on the N'avi who've evolved to build and live exclusively in strip malls
26 days ago
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Quick question, I've had this tattoo for 7 years, is it some sort of fish?
26 days ago
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Grimly funny that the one thing you can expect with anything to do with SEND provision is it won't be delivered on time
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
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White paper on overhaul of Send provision in England put back to 2026
Plans had been expected this autumn but government wants more time to build support for changes
https://www.theguardian.com/education/2025/oct/22/white-paper-on-overhaul-of-send-provision-in-england-put-back-to-2026
26 days ago
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Why is Instagram giving me adverts for Instagram whilst I'm on Instagram
26 days ago
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Are you sure they won't give me the cold shoulder?
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26 days ago
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"huh, I wonder what this tattoo I've got is of?" - Platner for 20 years apparently
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Matt D
28 days ago
Legia Warsaw banned from Villa Park due to violence Frankfurt fans are banned from the Napoli game in a few weeks due to violence Away fans are banned at every Old Firm game due to violence. Barcelona banned from travelling for one game due to racism. All in the last 2 years.
#AVFC
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A terrible idea and a terrible article. Saying the "local authority" conduct EHC assessments is technically true but this makes it seem like some random council worker, not qualified speech & language therapists, occupational health therapists & educational psychologists
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28 days ago
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Louvre heist leader: "...and that's when you lower yourself down from the vents..." Reginald "ladders" Johnson: "wait a minute guys, hear me out..."
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As ever, fascinated by the 8% just waiting to see how all this plays out
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28 days ago
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The cricket club renamed their main award after Dad and that's just got me again.
29 days ago
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Saw a car bumper sticker of a French flag adorned with the words "Baguette Bashers" and I can't work out if : a) they like the french b) they hate the french c) it's a sex thing
29 days ago
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"Slow down Commissioner, what do you mean they've stolen the Louvre?"
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Ange lasted 40 days or 0.8 Truss' in modern parlance.
30 days ago
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Once they appoint their next manager Forest will have accounted for 13.6% of all managers who've been in the Premier League this season
30 days ago
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Brb just googling the Heysel disaster
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about 1 month ago
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Have they tried turning the brightness up on their computer? Then not only would outlook look brighter but so would word, excel & PowerPoint
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