All of the photo's Finn's school take off him make him look like the drunk uncle at a wedding

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is one of those perfect movie titles that doesn't need to be changed for the porn version

🎶watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the mic 🎶

Banh Mi sadly predictably autocorrecting to bang me

For too long Player Football Associations have terrorised our drinking water

Really don't think I need to be emailed for feedback every time I go for a swim

Trump: "and then I flipped him off and yelled fuck off" Tony Doukoupil: "masterful gambit sir"

He only has about 1 brain cell but he's very cute

Carrick can bring back the spirit of Man Utd by buying a race horse with Jim Ratcliffe and get into a later argument about it's true ownership.

It's the next wave of Twitter leavers, who could find it in themselves to excuse CSAM, I worry about.

Real Madrid should just have an alternating managerial system where either Zidane or Ancelloti are in charge until one of them or Fiorentino Perez dies.

It's always remarkable the people who go into public service who only ever expect praise and see being held accountable as some awful injustice against them.

Chaucer, around about tale number 18

If I had any power I'd commission "Jonathan Pearce explains" a long running, post midnight, TV show where Jonathan Pearce has 30mins to read up on a complex theoretical issue then 15mins to explain it.

Weston Super Mare with their nemesis Eastern Sub Par Horse

John Rooney has now won more FA Cup 3rd round matches as a manager than Wayne Rooney

Weather Bomb, Weather Bomb Doesn't quite work as a song There's just too many syllables So it ends up sounding wrong

Amongst everything else, I'm thinking about how eager the UK press were initially to swallow the Met's lie that Jean Charles de Menezes was a terrorist after they executed him in a tube station

A device which allows you to chat with an AI Elon Musk and they've called that function Ket/Pet?

Odd choices for the next Man Utd manager but I can see Halliburton doing a job

Very funny that his reward for getting through a vaguely coherent press conference is to be taken shopping for his ballroom

For the discerning cannibal

There's a strain of animal rights activism which is incredibly racist. Often borne from people wanting to be seen as good & worthy and advocating for animals only is easy because animals never tell them they're doing it wrong.

Instagram keeps serving me "for your consideration" film ads in what must be a complete misunderstanding of who I actually am

"Trump's invasion of Venezuela will bring democracy, now watch me buy this bridge"

Looking back i feel quite naive to have thought this would probably be the flimsiest lie by the US to justify a war

Really hope West Ham do the funniest thing and replace Nuno with Ange Postecoglou

Maybe Starmer can ask Trump to identify a giraffe whilst he's at it for all the good this will do

Seems a bit pointless to get a weekly Snr Management update given the offices have been open all of 3 hours so far this week

Unsurprisingly none of the "fringe issues" identified involve telling people how much you love flags

If you look at the top 5 it's clear that if you're looking for a manager you should chose one who is either A) Bald or B) Clearly dyes their hair

The funniest thing that's happened to me at work this year is finding I can access my internal job references, then finding the one thing I'm consistently marked down on is "attitude to senior managers"

Werner Herzog's Wedding Crashers

It's not well known but Jools Holland's Hootenanny is recorded well in advance of New Year. This year's was recorded in June 2013

Rounding off a fairly crap year, the guy who came to replace our dishwasher refused to install the new one because the previous owner had installed it so dangerously it was surprising it hadn't caught fire in the last 6 years

Finn's woken up feeling ill and I entirely blame the parents of the kid running around softplay coughing everywhere.

Frozen 3: Someone gave Olaf a gun

I prefer it when they use grapes but good luck with the human blood angle

It's pixelated around because this happened on the day of the traditional Gävle Bock orgy

"How could you slightly improve the Diary of a CEO podcast?"

I lived in rural Herefordshire from age 4 to 19 and met precisely 1 person who had been on a hunt once and hadn't really seen the point

I know this is niche in the UK but this Snoop Dogg NFL half time is weird in a way that he's half arsed his way through some classics then got other people to sing some Christmas songs

Took up knitting earlier this year and slowly made this blanket for Finn for car journeys. It's a little ropey but I'm proud of it and he's a fan too.

"why am I having less pushback on a site filled with and designed for fascists? Best have 0 introspection about this"

Hey, just a quick question, have you ever been interested in owning a bridge?

Would be embarrassing if you'd just written this piece yesterday

Would be great if anyone asked follow up questions because on it's own this is at best meaningless and worst makes me worry he doesn't know what EHCPs are

It's Christmas, time to boil a fruitcake then set it on fire

Every time I see the movie title Hamnet I just think of an alternate Terminator where, instead of Robots, pigs have taken over the earth with their version of skynet