Friends fear he's grillepilled

"Just blast the ac higher" oh so all those Texans who froze to death a couple of years ago should have just put their heat on higher, no other structural issues at play? Stupid yank cunt, can't wait to never listen to his fuckass podcast again

conducting a purification ritual ✨

As someone who has been working on the issues of trans death certificates for years, I am very relieved by the outcome in this case. Huge thanks to Leigh Day and my colleague Cat Knight who have done most of the hard work on this case. Proud to work alongside them.

Keir Starmer has resigned

Was over to London for work, on my own so thankfully didn't have to cater for a group people for dinner as I always get stuck booking places for the team. Managed to get get to Dong Yuan, Impala (the hype is real), Saliib, and also squeezed in a trip to Antepellier Kunefe. Fantastic!

When a Jew wins a landslide election in the most Jewish city in the United States, where massive numbers of Jews turned out to reject a terrorist org that lobbies for genocide:

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

Took me a hour longer to get to Heathrow because they've cancelled the trains to terminal 2 because of the heat. But the train has air-conditioning and I was assured by some Yank that's all you need during a heatwave. Curious.

New video is live! And I'm kicking Labour again because some people are wondering how they ended up being so fascist and I decided to take a writing exercise and make it into a video youtu.be/d7KQfUOpaXk

Leftists need to think twice about acting like the Tea Party did against incumbent Republicans! All it got them was complete control of the party, ironclad support within it for their views, and every branch of government.

boo what did i say now??? suspended :(

We joke and that's fine, but I'm honestly a little upset to learn about Carville's reaction. I thought he was dead.

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Shouldn’t this be more of a thing for the commentariat generally, given it seems the Labour Together lads are implicated in what looks - to my untrained eye - very much like *actual criminal offences* involving undeclared bungs, secret investigations and quite likely election rigging?

Keir Starmer is a human rights lawyer in a similar way to how Harold Shipman was a doctor. He knows exactly what drugs to precisely target what receptor sites, what arteries and sinews to cut.

Chaotic best

VICTORY LAP COMPLETE t.co/VPWUAbSo4b

Andy Burnham (Labour 2026-

Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app.

Stepped out into the heat to grab some stuff and have decided every fossil fuel exec and right of centre politician should be hanged.

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

This is all the more remarkable given how much they tried to put the thumb on the scale for citizens ' assembly into the drug laws.

he should appoint Kier Starmer as deputy prime minister

If he didn’t want to initiate trans genocide then explain this

Lots of the furious KeirAnons on threads having a tantrum that there won't be a leadership contest, when Starmer himself literally changed the rules to make it 20% rather than 10% PLP nominations for the leadership, to stop a future Corbyn. This is what you wanted folks! Savour it 😗👌

"for so many reasons" - my wife works for the Tony Blair Institute and Starmer has demonstrated terrifying eagerness to restrict civil liberties in line with them & their backers' wishes

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Gonna tell my kids this was Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper

mk2 reflecting pool

'did you know that "tiny pale glans" is an anagram of your name' lmao

Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole

*St. Pauls Cathedral, London, 2024* Starmer: heavenly father, what must I do to be a good prime minister God: do nothing badly Starmer: [nodding and stroking his chin] do nothing, badly

This is good but I do feel it underplays the impact of voters especially Muslims, Black ppl and even the most centrist white people on Israel policy, and the heirarchy of racism including his “island of strangers” speech. Labour can’t win without cities where Black and Asian ppl are 40% of voters

It's courageous for any victim of sexual abuse to go to trial, but when your abuser is a man as powerful as Jeffrey Donaldson, it is on another level. Solidarity to those women today

A lot going on today but this is a huge political story. (Jeffrey Donaldson is the only person who has actually sued me. Case never went to court. Had nothing to do with this) www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Keir Starmer's kids every night these days.

Hard to square "leaving the country in a better place" with regular summer white supremacist race riots

think there's actually more dignity in just embezzling £400,000 than taking part in this with these people

DOGSO DOGSO that's a DOGSO Denied an opportunity, defender has to go

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Happy Father's Dad! www.smbc-comics.com/comic/number...

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

Potentially for the last time, please enjoy the best picture of Keir Starmer

As we see the end of the Starmer years, I am reflecting on my favourite things about him. Personally, it was when he told a newspaper that he didn’t dream or have any internal thoughts

yeah I’ve got Havana syndrome. can’t stop havana beer