So this will get the same treatment that the imaginary (and Islamophobic) "family voting" scandal did, right?

Refome's vote down 5 percent over last year and the Greens up 7 percent. I'm sure this result will be thoroughly relayed to the populace by Britain's peerless media.

Plaid Cymru is actually Arabic, it's supposed to be Bilad Qamar or Lands of the Moon, the Islamic Caliphate of Wales will soon arrive 🌙 🕌 🕋

Ozymandias is a perfect poem bc it proves that no matter how powerful and historically significant you are a shitposter can show up and dunk on you so hard that people only remember you as the guy who got dunked on.

Do you remember that one episode of The Tellytubbies where Mr Blobby turned up and just fully ate LaLa? Like, devoured him alive. The camera wouldn't shy away. The baby in the sun wept for, in spite of her nuclear might, she knew that she was powerless to stop the horror.

And remember: this isn’t because of media hate campaigns or internal troublemaking. This is them getting everything they want, in the most receptive and friendly environment they could have hoped for, and they have achieved this just by being themselves and doing the best that they can.

lol, lmao

I simply could not vote for Kamala Harris. I voted Green, and would do it again

RIP to everyone banned by the mods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the mods

Somebody call the democracy mormons, this is a job for them

incredibly funny how the outbreak happened after the two main countries involved, the united states and argentina, completely obliterated their public health and regulatory agencies for insane kulturkampf reasons

No man has ever looked more Fine Gael.

"You can't say anything about migrants anymore" I write in my national newspaper column where I say all kinds of horrible things about migrants

if richard dawkins accepted the light of islam into his heart, Allah would've protected him from the humiliation of falling for a coin flipping machine

I'm on the Bluesky naughty step for unknown reasons so until normal service is resumed, I can only assume the dread hand of Polanski is behind these actions

On this day in 1933, Nazis raided the Magnus Hirschfeld library in Berlin. The world’s greatest collection of LGBTQ books and scientific papers were looted and later burned, erasing decades of research into sexuality and gender identity. ‘Where they burn books, in the end they will burn humans too’.

Hate it when they remake the classics ukdefencejournal.org.uk/germany-has-...

Did he have anything to say about the Irish president's sister being abducted in international waters, or did he somehow miss that?

I'm voting Labour on the 7th..... for them to shut up!!! 😎

Christopher Nolan, half way through the odyssey, should just jump cut to Dublin and they should do Ulysses for an bit and then jump back and not mention it at all. Everyone will rightfully riot at this, but I'd love it! Things need to be more incoherent imo

it's every man's dream to inherit a really big expensive watch. it's every woman's dream to shoot someone through the eye with a longbow

My eyes glaze over when Waterford people talk about bread 🗣️ blaa blaa blaa #speirgorm

This "former synagogue", unused since 2020, was bought earlier this year by the Ashaadibi Education Centre for use as a community centre and mosque. If this attack is racially or religiously motivated terrorism, why are the former owners being framed as the victim rather than the current owners?!

Another post where it would be useful to include an Asian comparator to give some indication of the vulnerability of the statistics. Japan is below the EU average GDP/capita and South Korea almost exactly the same as France, but somehow "Japan is poorer than Arkansas" rings bells that...

Use the horse, Luke.

You ever think about how when Sean Bean receives post he’s addressed as Mr Bean. Kind of fucked up

as a Labour voter almost my whole adult life I'm afraid I simply cannot vote for Sir Kier Starmer

Glasgow has over one hundred marches which specifically target a particular group every year

Have it say something like: "I, a definitely real person, was a huge fan of Zack Polanski, had joined the Green party and donated my life savings to them. But then he opposed police brutality and now I love Andy Burnham."

We'll take absolutely no lectures from @lambethlabour.bsky.social on Antisemitism. When I was smeared as a "Fake Jew" by a sitting Councillor and Lambeth Labour candidate I raised a formal complaint to Leader @clairekholland.bsky.social back in Aug 2025 and have not even had an acknowledgement.

Polly Mackenzie, hadn't heard that name in a while

‘If you’re white and you’re my age, nobody looks out for you’ @financialtimes.com #Reform #Thatcher #SmallBoats

World exclusive: The Ditch is defying a court order imposed by senior British judges forbidding media coverage of a human rights lawyer's fight against contempt of court allegations over a speech he gave successfully representing a Palestine Action client www.ontheditch.com/senior-briti...

An abolitionist tension

You've gotta say, one of the most treasonous Governments of my lifetime.

Yeah stop trying and just get it done

It is actually wild just how nakedly bent Mr Rules and his government of service have been in two years. "They're all the same" has gone from tinfoil hat conspiracy to cast-iron truth for millions of people. Top work, dickheads 🏆.

Extremist is the death and destruction that Benjamin Netanyahu government brings on a daily basis. Extremist is them introducing the death penalty for Palestinians. Extremist is this apartheid, genocidal Israeli Government that our Government shamefully supports.

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Oh wow. We're just really concerned about antisemitism are we?

We used to get one or two solid screaming panics a year, and the occasional all-channels, all-media shitehousing campaign for e.g. a war. It’s now constant and unrelenting, presumably because relentless panic is required just to keep the show on the road.

Badenoch is so weird man, what do you mean she willingly spent time with Glinner? His own family don’t even do that