This is maybe my proudest ever "tweet that immediately earned a block"

Keir Starmer once tried to have his own kid arrested under the malicious communications act, for beating him at Mario Kart.

Every day, I do things. And yet, without fail, the following day, I am expected to do additional things. This is some bullshit

Now do Mumsnet, or is that too close to home?

“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian” “Jimmy Carr?” “No, she went of her own accord”

Translation: "I arrived in Bogotá. I no longer have a visa to travel to the USA. I don't care," responded the Colombian president. "The seat of the United Nations cannot continue in New York," he added.

The brief summary of the “coppers storming Nicola Sturgeon’s house” stuff is that the police were told the SNP had spent donations they were given for a second referendum on day-to-day party maintenance. I’m not even sure that is a crime. Now, look at what these clowns have done.

In terms of excluding socially conservative views from public life, we've all heard as much from socially conservative presidential hopefuls in the past few days as we've heard from the currently sitting president all month.

zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell

Back when I was CEO of Antifa I published an article in the New York Times that would be illegal now because of Donald Trump! 🤬

People are bringing the "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢" copy pasta to bluesky, where the world's most capable to recognize a joke people come gather

New video's live and it's the last politics video until Starmer resigns. So give it about 10 days, but I saw some people using "student politics" again and couldn't resist putting my hand on the hot stove so you get this. youtu.be/mPlY4ZTPDvQ

Hawking was wrong: Philosophy is not dead, & it has kept up with modern science open.substack.com/pub/theseeds...

Instead of “racism ☹️” we’re offering “racism 😊”

The right wing never shut up about Paul Murphy going to private school, something he himself never chose and which in total cost less than Steen's handbag.

Every day till election day is going to consist of journalists reporting on Catherine Connolly saying something eminently sensible that everyone you know agrees with instinctively and pretending that it's an absolute bombshell that should instantly disqualify her.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

*whispers* high quality candidates www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

don't see the point in faster than light travel what's the rush if it's still dark when you get there

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

the "abolish ICE" people were right

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

This should really exist here

Was looking for cute videos of the dog I'm looking after this weekend, found this

Americans be like 'I live on 4844 Cheeseburger Boulevard'. No that's too many houses on too long a street, I live on 0.24 Barely an Avenue like a normal person.

Whomst could have predicted that the wing of the Labour Party that colluded with known supporters of Meir Kahane would also turn into the British accomplices of Project 2025. I got a lot of flack from Cas for noticing previously. Funny that.

brother, there is only one gender: tiberium.

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on. www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

The country of McCarthy doing McCarthyesque stuff: “What are we, Hungarians?”

First hit on Google for 'Green party uk housing policy'

Completely normal country where I wake up every day and see some polling asking people whether or not I should be allowed to live here and and exactly how much of a scourge to society I am. Very cool. I feel great, actually.

Not only this but it peddled dangerous conspiracies such as “Australia is real”

elon musk: the only reason any westerner might have for living in thailand is pedophile sex tourism also elon musk: there might be any number of reasons for visiting little saint james island that have nothing to do with anything unsavory, from the pristine beaches to the intellectual fellowship

Morning walk

Got me Brit Card right here, mate.

Sorry, I’m not reading your article. If you want me to understand your politics, please write them on a bullet and shoot me in the head. Thanks

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

If they had a right-wing, “tough-on-crime” coded mayor there would be endless national profiles about him and how he finally brought sanity back to Chicago.

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

Anti-migrant hate-generator reaches next stage: police demanding ID from people just for walking down the street. That’s *such* a priority for police who are still unable to secure convictions of most rapists.

they’re gonna award the contract to make the digital id app to some dipshit who’ll use ChatGPT to make the whole thing and everyone in the country is going to have their identity stolen simultaneously in the first 3 minutes on launch day

How long do reckon it'll take for the first data breach for this BritCard thing? Especially cos there's a high chance the whole system will be cobbled together by clueless devs using GenAI.

The centrist obsession with ID cards needs to be studied as a pathology.

One thing that would IMO hugely improve the standard of The Discourse would be if we required everyone who regularly passes on the pissy comments of senior political anonymice to be branded with that MP or PR’s personal sigil, so that the public have an idea of who it is that may be speaking.

To understand Steen's demographic, you have to realize there are people who think a working-class blue-haired barista on minimum wage is the Establishment, while upper-middle-class professional Catholics of multi-generational wealth are the oppressed disenfranchised politically homeless.

Did they ever explain why they kept chanting and protesting against Asian Muslims when Hadush Kebatu is an Ethiopian Christian?