Temperatures trackside are around 20°C higher than the ambient temperature. So, for example, if you're the poor bastard out responding to a failed signal in South London today, you're walking around in steel toe boots and full PPE for a high voltage environment in 55°C+ (with no shade or water)

I had the second sandwich and a large glass of apple squash, I feel almost human

I've had a sandwich for lunch already, but what if I made a *second* sandwich

Sisko the cat has been yodelling and crying at me to turn off the sun. He's so fucking mad right now

Think what is extra alarming re the hot temps becoming more common, is that absolutely nothing is being done to try and deal with it, that includes investment into current infrastructure

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Andy Burnham must resign

He was a spineless suck up who went out of his way to help and fund a genocide in the Middle East, the only exemplar he represents is a war criminal

think there's actually more dignity in just embezzling £400,000 than taking part in this with these people

Perfect end for the McShitter

“So, Keir, let’s take a look back at your best bits.”

Starmer was, is, and always will be a power hungry authoritarian, and I'm glad that his career has been well and truly fucked into the bin, cos god forbid he went back to practicing law 🤢 good luck to Victoria in the divorce

Turns out every single left wing shitposter was 100% right about Starmer whilst every centrist commentator and poll prof was wrong. Funny how this keeps happening.

Average puppy player being told to put their clothes on

And on this, his penultimate day in charge, I must now post my best Keir Starmer photoshop (please share yours)

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Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate, Happy Daddy's Day to those who celebrate. If you observe both, good luck keeping your cards separated

Off to a gig, horrific mistake wearing jeans in central London 🫠

anyway I’ll be here limbering up to hate Andy Burnham, the man who thinks gay couples shouldn’t have children, just as much as I hate Streeting

This is an embarrassing image for the UK. A self-respecting British fox should be dragging Binface's contents out over the stage

"Calmer with Starmer" we're having race riots AGAIN under Keir, what the fuck are you talking about calm

If Burnham gets in l, brings back Louise Haigh and reshuffles Heidi Alexander into the bin and brings in someone who actually gives a shit about the railway, I will let him hit it (I won't vote for him though, I'm not insane)

Lads they've rebranded concentration camps, can't wait for all the remainiacs and credulous journalists to explain to us that this is Good, Actually

Imagine my shock that a UN report has concluded that Israel has been the biggest offender of violations against children last year Maybe Bsky can suspend me again for saying this

Neat, Keir Starmer wants to have a big named directory of who is a proper British pervert and who shaves their pubes 😒 Anyway this can fuck off

happy anniversary x

Every dog brained sensible is absolutely desperate for us to get back into this. I voted remain back in the day. I wouldn't vote to rejoin.

Let ONE TRILLION TORRENTS ROAR

Vaccines are nothing less than a miracle of science. Those who have convinced themselves to distrust them should be viewed like people who eschew cooking or sanitation.

think we need to start actively shaming people for slop now

This is great. Here's @owenjones.bsky.social basically doing the WKUK bit on TV, but about how in the UK you can't legally say you support the group Palestine Action.

we can fix that

Every autistic guy I know running in to grab the mic to scream "Actually I fuck, I pull mad puss, also I do have a job or whatever, but more importantly I fuck, don't listen to this man--"

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The public should have sharp questions here about those terrifying ten-year, all-media national panics about 1) Tyrannical students and transgenders persecuting and bullying honest, good faith patriots and 2) Hateful left-wing Hitlerian racists who had to be ruthlessly hounded from public life.

All of cis society had a hand in Brianna's murder. She was made vulnerable and isolated by people and institutions who treated her as less than because she was a trans girl. She was killed by people who were taught to see trans girls as less than human, as unnatural things who can be harmed for fun.

Absolutely heinous 😂

Real heads remember when this was every Friday after 11pm

off the top of my head, groups who couldn't post on social media if we had to use real names: - abuse survivors - people with stalkers - minority groups in countries that outlaw or oppress them - civil servants - people with characteristics targeted by fascists - people who haven't come out yet

Setting aside that apparently disagreeing with Duncan is the same as being "an absolute tool", he's not said anything to the fact that people say and do the most heinous shit on Facebook (or major newspapers) under their legal names with no repercussions, almost like anonymity isn't the real problem

every single one of these piss eyed dullards crying and wailing over people not using their real name on social media is also on facebook watching people post the most racist shit imaginable alongside their full name and a photo of their entire family, so Do Not Give Me That Shit, You Cunt

sending this as an example of online abuse so Kier steps up and blocks Excel in the UK

I've said this before but imo the whitewashing of history is a deliberate act to deligitimise direct action.

It’s a passion of mine. I’m not doing it for the money

Betteridge's Law Of Headlines

I regret to inform you that Lina has been suspended for being mean about Ben Gvir and we mustn't wish painful death on Ben Gvir 🌝