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So the "young men are a bunch of angry incels who we need to do right wing things for" narratives that have been going through the media were, in fact, total Astroturfing bullshit.
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about 7 hours ago
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He's just a smol bean PM who made a boo boo.
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about 8 hours ago
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These people are going to lose their minds when they find out who does all the wet elements of a heat pump system.
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about 18 hours ago
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I literally can't. These people are completely fried in the brain.
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about 23 hours ago
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As a general rule, I do not like to demonise the elderly/retired population of the UK. But fucking hell, it's like the Starmer Fedayeen Saddam Pensioner Army in the replies here. You people have literally fucked up the country for 50 years, shut the fuck up.
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about 23 hours ago
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This is going to get very stupid.
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2 days ago
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It's funny how the US also does the "I'm but a humble artisanal landlord" articles like here in the UK.
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2 days ago
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Huge respect for the National on this.
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2 days ago
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Oh they're absolutely shitting it. They're already demanding the mods (bond market) step in.
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2 days ago
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Who the fuck does this guy think he is? "I have resigned in disgrace for being The Nonce Whisperer, now I demand you all leave me alone."
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2 days ago
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Sure, why not. That makes as much sense as anything else right now.
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
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This isn't journalism.
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2 days ago
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"Is Starmer too sexy, beautiful and perfect for us to deserve him as PM?"
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2 days ago
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It's worth considering that Starmer is going to blow up his position as PM to protect a guy whose political strategy has gained Labour 0% of the vote they are slavishly pursuing at the expense of all else.
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2 days ago
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My favourite is not being able to answer if you think nonces and their friends who are fine with noncing are bad or not because you have an important business meeting.
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2 days ago
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Something very interesting is happening with Labour supporters when they get challenged.
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At what point is a trend just the established norm?
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2 days ago
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This is now the only acceptable position.
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3 days ago
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Incredible amount of nonce excusers in the replies. Scum.
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3 days ago
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I have not been studying market analysis for many years and I could have told you that not only was this crash coming, it was inevitable. The only way you could have not seen this coming is by deliberately choosing not to.
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3 days ago
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I think you could make me Starmer's Comms manager, and I would only give him bad advice, but probably create less of these moments than the person, who I assume wants him to succeed, is managing to.
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3 days ago
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I'm excited to learn this makes me a Reform voter.
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3 days ago
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Labour calling Mandelson the prince of darkness for 2 decades but apparently not knowing why.
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3 days ago
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We're off to a fantastic start lads. Huffy "which one of you bastards made me shit my own pants" attitude will surely win the public over.
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3 days ago
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The internet is awesome today. Top draw posting everyone.
3 days ago
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I am completely losing my mind. Dude was wearing *nonce branded* gear.
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4 days ago
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Lammy's god is going to be very upset with him.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
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4 days ago
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Lol, it's so over. This was your Sensible King. You left the Tories in power for an extra 5 years to make sure no one else was possible.
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4 days ago
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It's very funny seeing green members derided as Corbynites in *2026*. Have never particularly liked Corbyn but I will always respect him for completely destroying the brain chemistry of the Labour right.
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4 days ago
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You can see Labour completely losing it on every level in real time. So totally cooked.
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5 days ago
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I dunno Rachel, I can process that idea pretty easily. In fact, I'm doing it right now and not even breaking a sweat.
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5 days ago
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I have complete faith in the Met to undertake a thorough and transparent investigation and not try to cover up anything to protect the powerful and- *Checks notes* Oh no.
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5 days ago
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We're approaching the convergence zone where Labour, Reform and Tories all propose the same utterly insane policies because they're basically just the same group of people talking to themselves, filtered through a UK media high on paint thinner.
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5 days ago
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Duncan is a perfect example of the absolutely rancid state of Scottish Labour. Imagine thinking this, let alone writing it and hitting send.
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5 days ago
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To be fair, I've seen polls with Labour getting 4 MPs if Starmer stays. So statistically 5 is a massive increase. I say go for it lads. Definitely put in Streeting, who's in all those photos with Mandelson and has vocally defended him. Sound politics.
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6 days ago
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This should, frankly, be the end of the government if we lived in a country with basic accountability.
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6 days ago
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Prison, I think.
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6 days ago
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Absolutely anything you threaten me with a Reform government doing in power, Labour are either already doing, planning to do, or having wet dreams about doing.
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I work for a large environmental restoration project in Scotland and we had the SNP interim Scottish environment minister visit. As we explained the project and our work he interjected a number of times to ask how AI could be used to improve our work. I genuinely had to try not to punch him.
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6 days ago
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Starmer didn't even sack him. Weak as piss and will be gone by end of May.
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7 days ago
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Me - Green policies probably aren't targeted at you. Lib flag shagging account - this is a vicious attack on my honour, I can't bear the intolerance. Softest people on earth.
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7 days ago
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Mandelson and most of Labour leadership need to be sealed in a mine shaft. We're done here now. These people can never be allowed to walk in society ever again.
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7 days ago
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There's a lot of people in overcrowded UK prisons who will be interested to learn that taking drugs is very good and important now.
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The clear and visible confusion from Labour supporters on how to react to this is an absolute joy to behold.
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7 days ago
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Sweaty desperation, you can feel it in the air.
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7 days ago
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Polanski *not* jumping on the first whiff of power like a rabid dog not only confuses Labour but they consider it against the rules and rude.
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This is the behaviour of a party that's becoming increasingly aware it may come third and is lashing out in a desperate attempt to have any sort of relevance in the election. It begs the question why Starmer and McSweeney are in a position like this is a safe seat that should be a walk.
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I think if we just put the 400+ Labour MPs in the Panopticon we could probably reduce crime in the UK by about 60% overnight. Make me Home Secretary, I'll sort it right out.
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