To the dickhead driving car MT19CPN that was branded with Byrne Bros company on. Stop watching TV on your phone whilst driving.

Why did the White Power Ranger also have a big metal bird of prey for his robot?

Post-Nerf Tsons: "We get to roll once for each of our four spells to see if they work, and sometimes they hurt us." Eldar: "Nice army rule nerd, I just cast my four-five spells automatically and can choose from a spellbook of six different spells, can even cast the same spell each time."

The entire basis of centrism is to get ordinary people who know little about economics and sociology to proudly and smugly claim their position is sensible whilst those with power exploit us all.

Had a funny comment on a video saying "you should board in mindbreak trap in that matchup because it stops the Karn Forge potential turn 1-2 win" that didn't seem to realize the amount of games I would lose from having a do nothing card in my burn deck lol.

So Magic is going back to Middle Earth this soon after the first time but it's taken us basically forever to get Lorwyn 2 and they even delayed it for half a year to push out an absolutely gobshite spider-man set! The magic IP is so damn good, I wish Hasbro wasn't in charge of it.

That absolute bigoted loser Oz guy who calls himself a war journalist is on here? The shit post left is slacking if he hasn't been bullied off of here yet. For shame.

Honest to goodness Burn on the channel today! #MTGLegacy youtu.be/lPjMslYHrCI?...

I understand that Games Workshop makes so many different Space Marine models because they are the best selling things, but for me, I am put off from collecting a space marine faction because they have too many models. Now, if they made a proper White Scars faction, then I guess they've got me

The most effective environmental approach for individuals when recycling, is finding ways of turning trash into weapons to be used against billionaires

What if I played a Black Vise deck and did a big Prosperity on my turn for lethal. How do you like them apples?

I'm proud to announce that my experimental Jazz fusion album called "The Rapture" is coming out tomorrow and would like to thank the religious community for all the advertising they've been doing on my behalf.

Guess who found some fossils today!

Today I am going to try and find a fossil on a beach

An upsetting amount of replies to this name cards other than Brainstorm. We magic players used to be a proud people, what have we become.

Every left-winger can tell you exactly what the end goal of every group of fascists is, yet centrists seem perplexed every time the fascists are appeased a little then announce their next policy which then goes even further.

The whole Disney thing shows that the entire paradigm of the West is just Fascism and Capital, and that many people's best hope is that Capital finds itself on the opposing side of Fascism more often. People deserve better than this.

My Warhammer 40k pile of shame is pretty big, yet what if I was to buy four more demon princes...

I want to build a brand new monoblue deck for Premodern. What spicy uncut gems are there I can brew around in this space?

reactionary centrism = “refers to centrists who often validate perceived concerns of the right and far right while blaming the left for the failures of centrist politics.” ~ Elia Ayoub

I think it's incredibly avant garde to make a sequel to Disco Elysium in the form of a political party called "Your Party"

It's really sad to see Sultana burning through her image over the Your Party thing.

the notion that trans women have an advantage in sports is entirely made up and has no basis in science. it's based on the notion that trans women are cross-dressing cis men what little peer reviewed science that has been done shows that, if anything, trans women have a disadvantage over cis women

The undisputed five best designed magic cards of all time are: Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest

Apparently Starmer spent ages practicing how to hand an envelope to Trump for when he visited the Whitehouse. I'm not even making this up, he really is that pathetic and servile

I have arrived at my holiday destination. Our kitchen doesn't have the normal number of walls.

On my rewatch of Attack on Titan I've got to the point where the main character is doing "hardening practice"

The Labour conference is going to be one of the most right wing authoritarian conferences we've ever seen. Headline stories are going to be about scrapping human rights and doing horrible things to migrants. I'm expecting full on blood and soil shit

Yesterday I recorded a Premodern video with my own turbofog brew and the final round was my black vise turbo fog deck Vs Pit Rack. Very weird and interesting game. Magic as Richard Garfield intended.

Your Party falling apart is probably a good thing when we have an actually decent left wing party in the Greens to vote for.

There are still liberals in America thinking they can vote their way out of this

I am going on holiday tomorrow! Going for a long weekend in a wooden pod in Dorset and going to look for fossils on the coast.

Labour will be polling below the Greens at some point before the next election

Lived my best pox life today. I won games of #MTGLegacy with The Rack today, feeling like a king

Zuran Orb is so powerful that my opponent scooped to me casting it #MTGLegacy

My opponent mulled to five on the draw and I hit them with a turn two Hymn to Tourach. They played The One Ring on their turn 2... We don't have to live like this WotC, you could just ban a handful of design mistakes let us live in harmony. #MTGLegacy

Capitalism is an anathema to art

Find someone who loves you as much as JK Rowling loves quoting Hitler

The performing arts industry in the UK is so rigidly class based it's genuinely staggering. It's portrayed as being a thing for the well off, but the one time they got a major show to use working class talent (skins), it spawned the most iconic and interesting actors of a generation.

Been editing a video about the Spider-Man set and it feels like an old shitty PowerPoint from when I was at school lol. Once upon a time I had two films shortlisted at international festivals, oh how the mighty have fallen

Sunstone not being on MTGO actually impacted the deck I'm recording with today lol

No words.

"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z" would sound excellent in the style of the beastie boys

It's probably worth noting how dodgy some of the polling companies are. They actively try to push narratives with polls as we saw in 2017, and their polling inflated Starmer support massively. I highly doubt Reform are really this popular, but the polls will help them over time.

I genuinely think Turbodepths is great in #MTGLegacy right now, but it is very unforgiving for suboptimal play. Anyway, this video slaps pretty hard. youtu.be/JWWIMH_1iRA?...

I wonder how dog shit this weeks Alien Earth will be?

I've written a rough script for a video about the Spider-Man MTG set, but I'm reluctant to record it because there's a fair bit of negativity in it. There are some positives in there too, and it's detailed criticism rather than shitting on stuff, but unsure if it's worth putting out.

The Canadian parliament giving a standing ovation to a Nazi, yet again?!

"Rest in peace Mr Redford, we all wish we could jump your bones, you beautiful sexual tyrannosaurus" -everyone on the internet today

Must be pretty awesome to have the entire internet thirsting over decades worth of pictures of you when your death is announced.