Love being unable to trust a damn thing from this iteration of the FBI and feeling like conspiracy nut as a result

#EveryAlbumIOwn Big Science. Laurie Anderson. 1982. Top 3 tunes: Big Science, O Superman (For Massenet), Let X=X You can skip: Sweaters has bagpipes FFS Rating: 7/10 See how Jonny embraces the avant-garde. I'm always checking out experimental theatre and the latest nick-nacks at the Tate Modern.

Well, if it’s 23 September... YES, THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the 71st anniversary of the hunt for the Gorbals Vampire, in which hundreds of children aged from four to 14, armed with dogs, knives and sharpened sticks went looking for an urban myth

Guys, I found the Epstein Files

Oh shit, I totally forgot that Evil-Vision was this weekend en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intervi...

🏆 The draw for the #FATrophy 3rd Qualifying Round will be released this afternoon - we’ll let you know the outcome once we have it, hopefully around 1pm!

Kyle Rittenhouse was at the Charlie Kirk memorial, just in case anyone thinks they're upset about political violence

Ah fuck, someone's house alarm has gone off on the estate and they're obviously not home cos it's been going for half an hour. This is gonna be a long night for everyone else who lives here

Of course.

It doesn't leave a vacancy on the Left. This section of the Left has always been like this. This is completely business as usual for them. The vacancy on the left is centre-left social democratic types feeling betrayed by the Labour Party and really not having a good alternative option

Keep hearing that Charlie Kirk was simply a man who loved debate, like some modern day Socrates, and never did anything more than ask people to change his mind

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

It’s good and beautiful to be trans.

Been a while since I've seen a straighter red card than Sanchez running out the box to kick Mbuemo in the knee. What on earth was he thinking?

We have officially reached "Michael Eisner would never have done this" levels of corporate spinelessness in compliance with fascism.

Just occurred to me that the constant splintering of Left parties must be one of the biggest revenue streams of the Durham Miners' Gala

Not happy that he scored them against us, but by heck those two Rashford goals were brilliant

Newcastle gave Barca a good game, the only real trouble in the first half was Gordon playing centre forward. Plenty to feel optimistic about as we go on to face other opponents in the Champions League who, on paper, should be easier to beat

I got beat in two games against a school kid

TRUMP: I remember back in 1984 when we were at war with Erasure, we were always at war with Erasure you see not just sometimes. You give them a little respect and they take a mile

#NUFC Super cool

The fact that Your Party is developing organised factions before it even has a name or formal membership reminds me of the old joke about two Trot parties walk into a unity meeting and four walk out

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

@usdawunion.bsky.social Hi USDAW, Do I get a ballot for the Labour Party Deputy Leadership election? I pay into the political levy. I used to be a party member so this is the first time I've had to do it via my union

Trying out for a chess team tonight. Not expecting to do well but still worth putting myself forward

In London, hate will never win.

Immoral and unworkable. Bridget Phillipson must reject the guidance as it stands. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Went to a fantastic game tonight, Hebburn Town Vs Workington. Hebburn won 2-1, well deserved, but both sides were great

Aside from anything else, the EBU simply can't afford the contest if any of the Big Five pull out, so this should really be the decision made now

It is good to know that Musk can push an Irish far right candidate hard on his pet social media network, and a whole country can just say absolutely not. Come on Brits, learn something.

Devasted for Burnley. What a cruel way to end it

Wtf When news broke that a suspect had been identified in the Charlie Kirk case, an X user asked Grok to supply an image of the suspect. Grok replied with an AI-generated photo of a young Black man. (Kirk’s alleged killer, Tyler Robinson, is a white man.)

Seeing loads of American accounts being like "Omg! Feel sooo bad for all the thousands of Tyler Robinson's! Can't believe the suspect has SUCH a common name!" and I'm like ... wot

Quick reminder that it’s okay to log off. The internet will still be here when you feel ready. Probably.

The people trying to enhance the image of the suspect via Grok just remind me of this youtu.be/N7mjDl2fDtY?...

This guy looks about as "college age" as the Steve Buscemi meme

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

Mandelson has been unceremoniously thrown out more times than Jazzy Jeff at this point.

Wow, took twenty two minutes for them to ruin my prediction by sacking him

Sacking Mandelson seems like easiest, simplest, and best option, which is why I expect the government will instead try to ride it out for a another day or two while it gets increasingly worse

Charles I: "I cannot for the life of me understand how the Parliamentarians think this is some kind of winning political message. Yield man! Let the troops come into the House of Commons to arrest five members and show how crime can be reduced."

I don't know the current status of this bill, but if it passed that would be the most clear cut way for the EBU to kick KAN out of Eurovision. Can't claim to be the national broadcaster if you're not even allowed to show the news www.jpost.com/israel-news/...

They should have got Unzoomed fans in to check it. Also, even if it was the right river, wouldn't they be labelling North Tyneside as Newcastle? #wallsenderasure

Making the jump from Spotify to Tidal. Been wanting to for a while given how shit Spotify has become in every conceivable way, but the final kick up the arse I needed was that they deleted a track off my Eurovision playlist and I don't know which one

When I quit Labour it was an extremely hard decision that took a huge emotional toll on me, and every fucking day they make it easier in retrospect

Did this inspire Joe Beazley and Cheeky Monkey?

American Christianity is gonna need a full on Reformation when this comes to a head