Genuinely not sure what it's going to take for @bsky.app to finally fucking grasp that I couldn't give the slightest shade of a shadow of a fuck about baseball?

Three new inductees into the Newcastle United Hall of Fame last night. All fully deserving, too. Congratulations, to Eddie Howe, John Anderson and, posthumously, Glenn Roeder. 👏🏻👏🏻⚫⚪ #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #Newcastle #Football #FYP #FootballNews #NewcastleUnited #HallOfFame

this is a hilariously mental stat

What??? Is Wilf Frost suggesting that we shut down the NHS TODAY so that we can build weapons??? Absolute clown. #Skynews

Sorry to hear of the sad passing of Russell Cushing whose name was a permanent fixture at #NUFC from the 70s up to the arrival of Ashley in 2007. Condolences to his family and friends

😂 😭

Lobbing Schmeichel? Old news mate. #NUFC

In other news, my Scottish half is *very* happy tonight. #thefootball

That is just utterly sublime from Scotland!!

🗓️ The We are United event will now take place on Monday 1st December. If you had already registered, your ticket will still work on the new date. You can also register your interest via the link below👇🏻 book.newcastleunited.com/en-GB/catego... #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #Newcastle #fyp #football

Every person on planet earth is just waiting for Denmark to score here. #SCODEN

Lewis Hall now on

Emily Murphy and Shania coming across really well on Look North at the Foundation event at SJP. #NUWFC #NUFC

Feeling positive about Saturday - not the result mind, doubt we'll get anything from City - but hopeful of seeing a decent performance #NUFC Hall in for suspended Burn obvs, but who we reckon starting? J7 v Ramsey Ramsdale v Pope (he got that concussion?) Gordon v Barnes Elanga v Murphy

And then Bayern called us "idiots" for signing Woltemade... #NUFC

Mark Stutt was at SJP on Sunday as the Lasses win the derby over the Mackems - here’s the full match report with loads of background gen about the NUWFC - a v good read - tf1892.substack.com/p/howay-the-...

Teemu Pukki's Finland teammates marked his final game by wearing bald caps and arrived carrying plastic bags, the unpretentious accessory Pukki is renowned for using 😆 Pukki himself wore a golden wig, entered the field with his children, then naturally scored and bagged an assist 🇫🇮

crazy another goal for Big Nick

He's done some lovely stuff in this game including being key in the build up of the 5th goal If you're not watching it, it'll be worth watching this Germany game back to get some good glimpses of what Nick offers Also, Thiaw on for the last 30mins, so his 2nd competitive cap #NUFC

Two #nufc players on for Germany

Mallick Thiaw and Nick Woltermade in the German national team can’t fail to give us a buzz - proper international football royalty 🇩🇪 🏁

OMG this is literally liquid football from Germany man! #NUFC

Big Nick scores yet again for Germany, his 11th of the season in all competitions. Apparently, he's the problem. He's not, it's our midfield and wingers not creating chances for him. That must change starting against City! #NUFC #NUFCFans #Germany #Newcastle #Football #NUFCNews #FYP #Woltemade

What a player, man! #NUFC #NUFCFans #Germany #Newcastle #Football #NUFCNews #FYP #Woltemade

Both Jorman Geordies absolutely flying here tonight mind #GERSLO #NUFC

Yet more Big Nick energy! Maybe we should try crossing it into the box - just for a laugh like 🤔 #NUFC

Just four days of COP30 left If past COPs are anything to go by, they should be starting to panic about now, as they realise that they have nothing to put in their final communique

Starmer’s anti-asylum policies show how utterly clueless he is about the right-wing media’s role in politics. He’s trying to fix a “problem” contrived by Farage, GB News and The Telegraph. He’ll never win, because ultimately he’s fighting a ghost – he’s fighting something that doesn’t really exist

Need cheering up this Monday? Nick Woltemade plays football tonight for Germany.✌🏻 #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #newcastle #NewcastleUnited #football #fyp #footballnews #germany

Viktor Orban’s Hungary 2 Catherine Connolly’s Ireland 3. Nice. ☘️🇮🇪

Well done Lasses 🖤🤍

#NUFC Bruno

Very worthy cause, please help spread the word. #NUFC

Lol. Congratulations Ireland. #NUFC

Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary

Jordan Nobbs couldn't give a shite mind. 100% only here for the wages. #NUWFC #NUFC

As with every #GildedAge, the ultra-wealthy retreat further into their corners. @wsj.com www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...

“Moral panic”: Jewish Chronicle used ‘antisemitism’ twice as often as during the 1930s...

As I've said repeatedly, this government is not only opening the door to the far right, it's also rearranging the furniture for them.

Is the ball flat? It's moving really slowly/not bouncing on the surface? And it's been raining. #NUWFC

Dickhead commentator can't pronounce Ward-LAW. #NUWFC

The lasses are in, the stage is set, the Tyne-Wear derby is fast approaching. 🏴🏳️ #NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

A lot of feelings around about #NUFC and some of my own thoughts could be considered dramatic "bed-wetting" or deluded "happy-clapping" I wrote down the reasons at the front of my mind that make me feel negative and positive about where we are right now

Meanwhile the leading lights of civic society are still lamenting the dreaded Woke Times

The German international said his compatriots who represented the Bavarian giants congratulated him on his summer move to Newcastle. #DFB #FCBayern #NUFC

Whoever is making these hilarious memes should be ashamed of themselves. Just stop it.

Malick getting his competitive debut means he cant/won't play for Senegal (which was only a remote possibility I think) and so won't be going to Afcon

Let’s really clear this up. No one. Absolutely no one is worth protecting if they harmed children. They all need to be exposed.

When The Chronicle folds I wonder who’ll miss it? I do mourn The Journal mind - that was a decent local paper - but The Chronicle? It always been terrible even tho it’s never been as bad as it is now - @northeastbylines.co.uk is the best local media on the go by a considerable distance