Gueye out for Everton against #nufc then I guess

Re-watching Stranger Things ahead of the new season. An advert came on that basically said don't watch it all, use google ai to tell you which are the key episodes to watch instead. Nah, balls to that.

Last word from me* on tonight's #nufc match. I hope the "Eddie Howe never changes formation" were watching.

Guardiola: "Come to City" Bruno: "Get tae f*ck" #nufc

I could be wrong (and probably am) but didn't they clarify the handball rule to be any touch above the sleeve line (short sleeved...) isn't handball, so technically that part of Dias' arm could legally touch the ball and is therefore quite rightly decided to be playing Bruno onside. #nufc

If we could have Brentford away in the first match of next season, then lose, we'd win the league. #nufc

What an absolutely massive result for the toon. Incredible #nufc

I repeat, I repeat, HARVEY BARNESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏹 #nufc

I repeat, HARVEY BARNESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏹 #nufc

Tino and Hall 🖤🤍 #nufc

"Nvidia invests in OpenAI, OpenAI rents compute from Oracle, Oracle buys Nvidia’s hardware, and Nvidia records huge sales. Everyone in the circle reports rising revenue, rising valuations, and surging share prices, but the cash is largely moving in circles" graceblakeley.substack.com/p/the-ai-cir...

I saw the images and assumed this was a joke 🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

One day I'll die and someone will legit have to write "shoved too many digestives into his face-hole too quickly" on my death certificate

Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the transgender lives lost to violence. The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.

I can't remember, but I was on £4.25 an hour, so safe to say I was rolling in it.

Whamaggedon doesn't count in November, right?

Finally caved in and programmed the heating...

My band attempting to be mysterious and generate buzz on social media. It never works

Hell freezes over? (It's a joke!) www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Ah yeah, but when is international women's day, eh? Exactly. There isn't one. Woke.

The UK isn’t a “soft touch” on asylum. UK asylum seeker benefits are similar to European neighbours No right to work before 12 months (it’s 6 months in France, Spain, Belgium, Netherlands) UK settlement after 5 years (it’s 3 or 4 in Germany) Let’s cut out the alarmist rhetoric.

This will eventually be my anti-fascist campaign

This story about a Reform councillor in Northumberland has about three different massive stories in it. He's accused of ripping off his constituents to the tune of £140k. He owes his own council nearly £40k in unpaid tax. His own council is suing him.

It's absolutely lashing down and I'm still at work. Might just sleep in the studio...

In other news, my Scottish half is *very* happy tonight. #thefootball

Band member: *starts banging on about immigrants coming over here blah blah blah* Me: "Can you just not? My political opinions are the exact opposite of yours and I cba. They're human beings. Him: "Yeah, they're human beings, but..." Me: "No buts. If you've got buts you can have them outside."

One of the key influences on my existence. Love that my kids have started reading it too.

Absolutely wholeheartedly agree. This is what the state should be for.

Can't quite believe it, but at half time at the #nufc match yesterday (while I was taking the bairns to the loo), my wife had to get into a light debate with the guy sat behind us because he was spouting off about autism and ADHD "not being real" and just made up to "make excuses for naughty kids".

Take from the poor and give to the rich. Always a sound plan...

I am shit at FIFA but I'm not as bad as this journalist is making out... #nufc

Things you absolutely love to see. 3-1 in the derby. Up to 4th in the league. Perfect afternoon. Howay the lasses! #nufc

Kids on the metro cheering for the bridges over the Tyne, and I am 100% here for it. #nufc

🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 Can't wait for this #nufc

"You can't use wind and solar power when it's not windy or sunny" Well, you can't use fossil fuels when they're all gone, the world has burnt and we're all dead.

I swear people used to let you get off the metro before they got on

Currently recording an actual hero of mine. Funny how life works out.

Only the best books do this to the wall

This!

Just bought my tickets for the Gallowgate. Can't wait! #nufc

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Hopefully Eddie's got all the boys round watching the Germany match tonight #nufc

This week I got invited to a surprise party for a guy I very vaguely know through the internet and have never met or spoken to or possibly even seen in person... That *would* have been a surprise! (I didn't go, I was working - that should not be a surprise)

Long (but good) day at work. Making chips and gravy, and drinking 0% Guinness. Success.

It's Friday. Gotta look intense on Friday. I'm pretty much booked up for the next 4 weeks so get in touch quickly if you want to get some work done before Christmas! If anyone wants to buy a voucher as a present for a friend, loved one or even an enemy, give me a shout. #southshields #southtyneside

I'm so used to seeing racist nonsense in the media that, just for a second, I thought it said "due to immigration in his right ankle".

I can't claim to know much about financial systems, but surely if you have millionaires and billionaires who are allowed to generate wealth unchecked, then that must be a huge driver of inflation, if not the biggest driver.

One of my little expletives has just announced that they need an Isambard Kingdom Brunel costume for tomorrow morning... LOL

I like my minidiscs how I like my political parties 💚💚💚

xkcd nails car bloat xkcd: Car Size xkcd.com/3167/