I was wrong! (As always...) Spurs it is. Hopefully the Spurs that we always beat turn up... #nufc

Lucky number 14 for #nufc... No negative connotations to that... No jinxes at all...

Great win! Very happy for Osula. My prediction is we get a team that plays in blue or red in the next round... #nufc

Gan canny. #nufc

I'll be *very* surprised if this is our formation tonight... 🤣🤣🤣 #nufc

Good strong lineup. A few surprising names in there! #nufc

Can I just shock you? I was unsuccessful in another ballot... #nufc

Ah man, should have called my band The NPCs. Live and learn I guess.

Can we just skip the next few years and get the fascists in prison asap please?

Loved Krul's Dutch-Geordie accent. A lot of great saves (and 14 in one match?*). Heroics for Holland too in that penalty shootout in whatever tournament that was too. Anyway, great goalkeeper, great guy. Hope he has a good retirement. #nufc

I am 100% certain that autism (and neurodivergence more broadly) have been around since the first brains developed, whenever that was, in whatever species it was.

My electricity bill has just gone up by £30 pcm and next month when my deal ends my mortgage is going up by £50 pcm, but yes, please tell me more about how refugees are ruining everything

If we're desperate to deport people for being a drain on society and not integrating with our culture we should definitely be starting with rich white men.

Very happy for Hannah Hampton.

A young person I've been helping with music production for many many years had their first university music lecture today at my old university, and I'm very proud, especially because I was mentioned in the lecture as an example of an ex-student doing good stuff. Nice to know!

This, and mandatory drugs tests.

Zack Polanski and the Green party is the next solution to what is becoming an over 10 year long problem made by centre and far right policies from Labour and the Tories. Reform will destroy this country Vote Green come 2029

I really like him but Pope still terrifies me sometimes with his decision making mind... #nufc

Better result than we normally get at Bournemouth... Especially bearing in mind how well they've started the season. #nufc

Soak up pressure. Howk the ball up to Woltemade who holds it up. Pass wide to one of the pacier players making a break (Murphy, Tino, Willock, Hall). Get the ball back to Woltemade in the box. Goal! #nufc (I've definitely jinxed it now...)

It says a lot about how unique Joelinton is that when he's not starting we change our entire formation. #nufc

Well, I was three off... #nufc

Sorry to upset everyone. The sun is out but it's freezing.

My #nufc prediction. Pope Tino, Thiaw, Burn, Hall, Bruno, Tonali, Joelinton, Murphy, Woltemade, Barnes Could be Trippier rather than Hall but he looked done after 76 mins on Thursday.

Lol. I was *so* wrong. Does he go 3-3-3, 2-4-3 or 3-4-2 now? Or go without a keeper and stay 3-4-3? #thefootball

There you go. Amorim just needs to play against 10 players for his beloved system to work. Got it all figured out now.

It absolutely baffles me how people can think that being born somewhere (by pure coincidence) defines whether you deserve certain things or not. "My consciousness worked really hard to be implanted into a body in this country. If you weren't clever enough to do the same thing, then that's on you."

I'm really enjoying black coffee at the minute, but apparently a cup at 7pm just before doing sound for a gig until midnight was an absolutely terrible idea...

I think we're a little bit unlucky not to get something out of that, but ultimately not good enough to beat one of the best teams in the world. I swear Barca always seem to have an extra player in space. Such a clever football side. Still reasons to be optimistic for a memorable season I hope #nufc

Right. I've been stuck working. How's the match going? #nufc

Mourinho must have been desperate to get back to St. James' Park #nufc

Someone just posted on FB that they lost a family member to "the c word" and it's impossible for me to stop my brain firing off in all kinds of weird, profane directions...

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if this press conference was just Starmer saying, "Well, Trump says Farage should be PM now, so we're just going with that now. See you later."

Like, I totally get it, but all major streaming sites make a fortune from ads and then spend half their time going "Ads are bad. Give us more money so you don't have to watch them. You wouldn't want to have to watch an ad would you?".

♥️ Tino #nufc www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

"There's more cars. Better make the roads bigger." "The cars are getting bigger. Better make the roads bigger." "There's more of the bigger cars. Better make the roads bigger." Expand exponentially until the world is one big road.

Sometimes after a busy day in the studio you just need a palette cleanser

Someone should milkshake Trump.

The years I've wasted using condenser and ribbon mics on acoustic guitars when I should have just been using a 57. Live and learn.

I've always wanted to see the hyper-capitalist-fascist-death-cult eat itself, but also I kind of wanted to watch it from a safe distance.

First Kroos, now Lewandowski. Is anyone who played for Bayern Munich at some point in 2014 *not* a #nufc fan?

Reminder: You don't *have* to politely debate fascists. If someone's dearly held beliefs include removing other people's right to exist, then politeness can rightly be thrown out of the window.

I am officially happy to be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage". You couldn't pay me to be arsed about this technology.

This is *a little* niche, but does anyone have any recommendations for barefoot running shoes?...

Vote Reform, get Tories. Doesn't sound like much of a reform...

Home alone for lunch, so I'm eating a godly amount of hash browns.

Loved this game. Even stole a line from it for a song I wrote...

I can't help thinking that when an MP defects to a different party there should be a by-election. A lot of people vote for a party rather than a personality (rightly or wrongly).

Day off

I recently became a llama tamer btw