Just put them both in a pit and leave them BBC News - Jury tosses Elon Musk's lawsuit against OpenAI and its boss Sam Altman www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Craven Cottage famously had a Michael Jackson statue outside. Will Osula was sending Fulham a warning. #nufc

This isn't even close to one of my best posts. But, hey, now the money starts rolling in, aye?

We all had a good cry when Trippier came off, aye? #nufc

Osula's coming for Shearers records #nufc

Will Osula's Michael Jackson impression is pretty impressive... #nufc

Commentator on whatever channel I'm watching the #nufc match was chatting shit about Big Nick, then he immediately scored. Absolutely love it.

I approve this lineup #nufc

The Chronicle trying to make me pay to read an article about the "world class" recording studio on the Quayside I'll probably never go in feels pretty fitting tbf.

My friend got drunk tonight and accidentally ordered a curry to my house because of this (he ordered the pizza last week). I wasn't in but my wife had a very awkward conversation with a delivery driver 🤣🤣🤣

I'm not convinced that every single thing that has ever happened needs a netflix documentary about it.

Nah, I'm good thanks... #TheFootball

Predictably accidentally gave them my kiss of death...

Howay Hearts!

We're gonna have no RBs left! Krafth leaving too. Been a solid steady player when we've needed him. Hope he gets a decent contract somewhere. #nufc

Ban second jobs and bring in mandatory drugs testing and we'd see a big change in our political system. Literally no reason not to do either.

Picking up three butter knives using the spaces between your fingers and calling yourself Margarine.

Calling myself a mystic and saying things like "every time you feel jealous, give something away and you'll soon know gratitude".

Been listening to the same song on repeat for about 40 mins because that's one of my superpowers

If my studio work ever dries up I think I'll probably use my only transferrable skills and go and make teas/coffees somewhere else

Been using Vinted a lot as I try to find myself some shoes. Still haven't got any shoes but my bookshelves are looking very healthy...

This is all happens in 2023. Farage goes apoplectic on GB News about Coutts/Nat West. He is supported by Boris Johnson. GB News owner makes a mint shorting NatWest stock. Boris Johnson offered a GB News slot

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Gutted for Boro like

One take and i've been evacuated for more selfies 🤣🤣🤣

I hit record! They lost the lyrics...

Me, taking a selfie, because I've been waiting for about 45 mins for the singer to finish taking selfies so we can actually do some vocal takes...

You all know the *real* promotion playoff is Clyde vs Hamilton, aye? Not that I'm getting to watch either. Stupid job.

The summary of Florentino Perez's press conference is incredible if you haven't seen it. Positively Trumpian

Just for the record: I quite like the new #nufc top I don't especially like the new Juventus top I want #nufc to win on Sunday

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Sack Starmer and give the job to Allardyce for the rest of the season. Maybe Dyche if Big Sam says no. Need a safe pair of hands to keep us up.

Me and my son when #nufc got relegated in 2016. He's a little bigger now and our trophy cabinet actually has something in it. Feels like an absolute lifetime ago, but incredibly grateful to look back and compare where we were going then to where we've been since.

What is mathematically the lowest number of points a team could get to win the Premier League? 40? If every team drew every game of the season, but then one won their final match?...

You know the system is insane when we're expected to believe that some people deserve poverty, while others deserve to "earn" over 600 million dollars a *day*.

The future...

Gordon's gone, isn't he? Get a decent deal agreed asap and I feel alright about it tbf. Massive appreciation for what he's done for us though. 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #nufc

Had to be Anderson didn't it? #nufc

I swear Woltemade has got at least 2x faster recently #nufc

3-5-2? Pope Thiaw, Botman, Burn Murphy, Bruno, Tonali, Joelinton, Hall Osula, Woltemade #nufc

This one today I reckon #nufc

If you’re not using your privilege to help those less fortunate than yourself, then why do you exist?

Guys, we had a great time. And, as a bonus, I am better at FIFA than him now.

My friend is coming over to play FIFA and eat pizza. Something we used to do all the time, but find time for less and less as we get older. Really excited.

The weird thing about Starmer and the Labour party is it would be *so easy* to do a couple of things that would make a measurable improvement to the lives of working class people and win back votes but they're completely unwilling to do it because of rich people...

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe ... [had] ... convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." He isn't one of us. #NigelFarage

Nice of the weather in South Tyneside to punctuate my feelings this morning...

Some of the folk in Sunderland elected this. It's happened all over the North East. People need to be having more awkward convo's with family and friends

Grief is being slowly replaced with righteous anger. First suggestion to get these grifters out of power asap is - keep receipts *ANY*thing they have claimed they will do, make damn sure they are held to it. Make sure you've got some evidence of them claiming it.