Willock did very well there, Barnes is on fire 🔥 #NUFC

Bowyer and Dyer might no longer be the thumbnail for every embarrassing fucking compilation video of 'stupidest red cards in football'. Thanks Gueye!

Womp womp.

Some win that like, fairs fair, that was a performance and a half. Tino and Hall being back shows the best of our preferred system. Proves we don't have much of a plan-B, but don't care right now, I'm too happy! #NUFC

#NUFC 2-1 #MCFC Barnes plays the ball to the right to Murphy, the ball is re-centred to Woltemade, he heads to Guimaraes, who nods on to the bar, but Barnes controls & touches it in. #MCFC adamant Donarumma was fouled. Goal survives VAR offside check, too, & stands. #NEWMCI

HARVEY BARNESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏹

You fucking beauty!!! #NUFC

Being a Toon fan is trying to enjoy the good performance but knowing how sad you are going to feel when the other team eventually score. #nufc

Ex-NUFC players continuing to do the business, excluding the rat of course. Dagger to the heart when #NUFC aren't doing well.

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

Even less football to watch legally. Belta 👍

I mean, why not take their valuables, put them in camps, burn them alive and then melt their fillings down for the silver? That was a popular policy, once upon a time

Vote Labour

MBEMBA YOU HERO!!!

Didn't have Trump noshing off one of either Bill Clinton or a horse/donkey called Bubba on my bingo card for 2025. Interesting year.

Ima tell my grandkids this was Donald Trump and Bill Clinton

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Wait until you see who scored the dramatic injury time winner for DR Congo! #NUFC

This is utterly abhorrent. Cannot believe what I've just read,.this is unbelievably corrupt. -Royal motorcade doing 28mph over the speed limit. -Ran a red light. -Hit an 81 year old who was 9 (FUCKING NINE) and a half foot into the road already. -Bodycam conveniently switched off Deplorable.

Can sit and cry for the BBC until the cows come home, but given its news arm acts as a mouthpiece for the Israeli gov and actively supports the genocide of innocent Palestinians, I couldn't give two shits if it goes bust. For the 407 people who listen to Radio 4/6, I am gutted for you though.

Mid-table teams don't capitulate with such consistency, worth thinking about while you scurry around for your Nick Cope (you can have that for free). It's not an overreaction to say we've been the worse team in large periods of all of our games regardless of whether we win, lose or draw. #NUFC

WHY. What is the fucking point of that, lad has to play 4 minutes and get booed along with the rest of them. #NUFC

Like fucking clockwork #NUFC

Maybe we're gonna win the Champions League and get relegated? 🎶 You'll never sing that🎶 #NUFC

Plenty of time for Brentford's 3rd and 4th goals #NUFC

Could play 10-10-5 and chuck our whole squad on and we'd still find a way to lose at the minute. The fall off and inconsistency needs addressing now. Despite how fun Birmingham FC made it look, I don't want to win the F.A. Cup and get relegated. #NUFC

Poor game management from Howe, it has to be said. Burn is consistently targeted in every game we play, he sits on a yellow card, gives away a penalty that is luckily overturned, and you leave him on the pitch? Senseless, and now we're fucked. #NUFC

How anyone can sit in that dugout and not be panicking wildly at the state of things right now is beyond me. The team are getting absolutely ran over, need to change things up urgently, not wait until they score another #NUFC

We lose this now. Our head's have completely gone. #NUFC

Played football in a stopover in Hong Kong in 2005. I'll never forget when it was my turn in goal, I tried to be clever and punch the ball out, ended up punching it into my own net. Never done it since, haunted me for years. Pope, please, for the love of fucking god, be haunted #NUFC

Spent so much time complaining about Pope's kicking that we forgot he has biscuits for hands. #NUFC

Maybe, just for kicks, we don't spend the rest of the match with every player sat behind the ball and inviting pressure? 🤷‍♂️ Would be a welcome change #NUFC

Love Big Joe, he's been immense for a few seasons. But Christ, he needs hooked right now. #NUFC

I'm a realist at heart, borderline pessimist. Love Eddie, love the lads, don't see us getting a win today however. More than happy to be proven wrong #NUFC

Mad what an England international can do playing in a Sunday League.

4 years of King Eddie. Some people would have you believe he's not good enough, that things were better in the 90s. These people are completely and utterly off their fucking lips. Man's had us in 2 cup finals, won 1 of them, and qualified for the Champions League twice. Untouchable. #NUFC

In my sleep deprived state, I saw this advert for Fenwick's new Christmas chocolate range and excitedly thought the below read 'The Jacob Murphy'. Wounded. #NUFC

Good lad #NUFC

The players need some serious psychological support and fast. There is an unbelievable amount of fear as soon as we're in possession, the confidence has left us #NUFC

Christ that was some header that #NUFC

So fucking true.

Satire surely. There's not a single decent thing about him. He's a coward, a racist, and an advocate for Israel and it's barbaric war crimes. He chose to pander to billionaires and the far-right and now no sensible liberal person feels that Labour represents them anymore.

Samir Zitouni. Say his name loudly, for all the Reform voters in the back.

There's not a game in the calendar that I feel comfortable about anymore. Said it before, even when we've won,L matches, we haven't looked in control for large parts of them. #NUFC

Too many times this season we've just looked uninterested or out of ideas within the first 45 mins. We no longer seem to threaten with our attacks. Tactics, players or both, something has to change this season. #NUFC

For all #NUFC supporters travelling today. Be aware that rail replacement services will be in place from Peterborough due to the knife attack last night. Hopefully the victims all pull through, keep them in your thoughts.

Well the Back Page can get in the fucking bin then. #NUFC

Wolves are down already like.

Braverman deleted this tweet which made me wonder who that previous prisoner was. His name was Junead Ahmed. He was a conman mistakenly released in 2023. She was Home Secretary at the time. Oh. news.sky.com/story/migran...

Utterly fucking ridiculous this. #NUFC