Quarabag v #NUFC

So premeditated murder then?

Across the North East, on the January wind, you can hear a faint whisper of joy, it's Razor saying "thank fucking fuck for that" #NUFC

Tis a losing battle if I know the people of Walker (and I do). Bloody shame as well. If they think they have it bad now, it's going to be a monumental slap on the tits when a Reform councillor represents their interests. At least the Greens would likely try and improve Walker Park, not sell it.

#NUFC played brilliantly against the current champions of Europe, in their own backyard, with an injury hit squad light on reinforcements and with a very questionable referee (bought if you ask me). Couldn't be prouder, we nearly had them at the end as well. Miley is sensational, proud of Willock.

If this is the beginning of the Willock redemption arc, I am absolutely here for it #NUFC

WILLOCK!!!!! #NUFC

The amateurish Football Manager tactic, let them scout you for weeks, then offer up a lineup straight out of a Sunday League cup game just to fucking mess with their heads. Funny. Let's just enjoy the ride #NUFC

In no way, shape, or form do I have much confidence for this match. However, #NUFC seem to play a lot better against teams who aren't relying on playing a low block. Maybe there's a chance...🤷‍♂️

This is the greatest football fact in existence: At least one player, who has played in the English top flight under Sir Bobby Robson, has made a top flight appearance in EVERY SINGLE SEASON from 1957-58 to 2025-26. 🤯 #NUFC

Now this is a January transfer I can get behind. Woof.

Need to stop blaming shit referees for our slow, monotonous football. Can also blame tiredness as much as you want as well, but Villa had even less recovery time than #NUFC.

The golden unicorn - a #NUFC sub before the 65th minute 🙌

Bournemouth 😂 the league is nuts this year.

Needs to be the industry standard really.

The poor have been: Screwed by Labour. Screwed by the Tories. Screwed by the Lib-Dems during the coalition. It's not surprising that trust in the main parties has been entirely eroded. Education is a massive factor of course, but you can't ignore the fact that our politicians are entirely corrupt.

Thomas Frank is gone like, some turnaround by Burnley.

Given the push for Net Zero and sustainable energy, this would be an ideal opportunity to explore a more sustainable energy solution for the RVI. If PIF committed to helping with this, and making the new stadium sustainable, I think they'd convince the council to allow the stadium development #NUFC

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The fact that you have Simon Jordan agreeing that PSR is designed to create a closed shop, and that he hopes #NUFC and Villa break into it, speaks volumes. We're doing so well just to keep up, but it's time for the ownership to really kick on with new stadium plans to help grow our revenue.

🥳 #NUFC

Roy Keane on a podcast saying he didn't admire Shearer because he was 'nasty', and he doesn't admire nasty players. This coming from the man who viciously ended Alf-Inge Haaland's career because he dared to tackle Keane and injure him. He's a fucking soft shite, always has been. Hypocrite. #NUFC

Outstanding this #NUFC

I'm sorry, when did this supposedly happen, Pat? You lying piece of shit. #NUFC

BARNES!!!! #NUFC

What in the living fuck is he actually banging on about?

It's that magical time of year when private jets descend on a Swiss mountain village to discuss climate change and poverty! Anyway, here's my annual reminder. I'll stop posting this when they stop avoiding the real issue: their own massive tax avoidance 💰

If you can’t admit Trump is a dangerous, lunatic moron, you’re part of the problem. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/now-is-the-t...

Honestly he has been the brightest spark this season, alongside Miley. Some player. His technical ability, confidence and all-round footballing brain are astonishing for someone his age. #NUFC

When better teams need to break the low block, they seem to rely on set pieces these days and it tends to work. So why the hell are our set pieces so drab and predictable? We have immense height throught the team, but we do absolutely nothing with it. #NUFC

You could say that this was merely an energy saving exercise for the more important fixture coming up, fair. But lose against PSV and this performance becomes an absolute waste unfortunately. #NUFC

Christ. #NUFC

God love classic Simpsons. But also, #NUFC

Important that we win this one, momentum is key at this stage of the season #NUFC

Jesus fucking Christ man. Can guarantee it was Musk who did it, giant fucking manchild what he is.

Christ. Bad week for Palace.

This is peak comedy by the way.

#NUFC would have likely needed to buy new defenders this summer either way. The news of Schar and Tino's injury layoffs surely has to bring those plans forward to this window? Our attack has been the weak link so far this season, can't afford for the defence to go that way as well 😅

This is what should happen to Nazis.

FA Cup was canny while it lasted #NUFC

All for this if he can stay fit. Him and Thiaw at the back should be brilliant. Still need reinforcements this month though #NUFC

Wow that would be one hell of a blow. Seems fishy to me wanting to move out of Europe at his age, but maybe he has good reason. Or maybe there's something rumbling in the background about his gambling 🤷‍♂️

"Get in loser, we're going to Wembley" #NUFC

12 years ago to this day Tiote was denied an absolutely sublime strike against City by the corrupt Mike Jones. Still disgusted by this. #NUFC

Don't really see the point in a new big stadium, half the fan base will have died from stress by May. #NUFC

Well done lads, well fucking done. #NUFC

OH MY. SHSBANAJANANAKANANHGATA #NUFC

Type of cunt who's gutted we equalised. Anyone who follows me knows I'm not a happy clapper, when Howe makes mistakes, I think he should face questions. But this type of attitude is just fucking ludicrous, been screaming for Howe to be sacked for over a year. #NUFC

Man's on fire 🔥 #NUFC

People have been crying out for this, be interesting to see how well they handle it, sounds lethal on paper #NUFC