Feel like pure shit, just want 1st half #NUFC back

Positive and ballsy from Eddie, not one for half time changes usually. #NUFC

Need to temper my expectations and pretend us losing won't gut me. So with that, if Elanga gets a hat trick, I wouldn't care less if we lost #NUFC

Good lord what is happening #NUFC

Not a single element of this is untrue btw.

What the fuck? Corruption at its absolute worst.

Top result that, and solid play all round. #NUFC

Big Joe to get a yellow card 11 minutes after coming on. #NUFC

Casually discussing the best ways VAR and the officials can try and work with the Blues to fuck us over today #NUFC

Lewis Hall last night was outstanding and deserved MOTM for me. Video shamelessly stolen from Instagram and muted the hideous music. #NUFC

He was ridiculously good last night. The confidence he has, coupled with his ability is just incredible. Yamal is considered one of the best attackers in World football and Hall made it look easy. Outside of #NUFC circles, he doesn't get talked about enough.

Be as annoyed as you want, but walking away this evening thinking 'we should have beat Barcelona' is testament to how well we played. Yes game management should be better, but they only got that opportunity to draw by feigning injury to waste time, we made Barcelona do that just to survive. #NUFC

Diving cunt #NUFC

IT'S CLEARED!!!! #NUFC

BAAAARRRNNEEESSS #NUFC

How on God's green earth is Hall as good as he is at that age? #NUFC

Joelinton has been incredible mind, like literally the game changer for me. He's been an absolute beast #NUFC

ELANGA MAAAAAN 🤬 #NUFC

Too early for excitement, but we're the better team. Barca can kill you in one move though. With a fairer ref, I'd feel confident here. #NUFC

Bent refs, yellow all day for that little shit #NUFC

Elanga that was some cross lad #NUFC

Huge thank you to the whole #NUFC family for your birthday wishes, very much appreciated. Gordon hat-trick and a 4-0 win please. If I could win £181m on the Euro millions tonight as well, that would be canny. Not asking a lot.

Fella busking on North Shields high street, two crack heads are currently waltzing to All of Me by John Legend. What a time to be alive.

Christ almighty, I'm 40. Where does the time go? Be quite the birthday gift in #NUFC could pull an all-timer against Barca tonight 🤞

Oh the joys #NUFC

Well, the attack on Iran will end up killing thousands and raise gas prices while strengthening Russia, but at least it won't distract from the fact that the President of the United States raped children. Jesus Christ, we are in hell.

Port Vale 😂 Fucking well in lads!

HARVEY BAAAAARNES #NUFC

This is the most LinkedIn, Jake Humphrey, motivational lifestyle influencer bullshit I have ever read.

The parallels between this Spurs team and the #NUFC squad of 2009 are staggering. There's a clear lack of desire from the players to fight for the club, which was evident when we went down.

Worth remembering this as it goes #NUFC

"It reminded me of the quote often attribute to Orwell that states: 'al the lasses in the world I think you're pua cush, even if you're rough as fuck I still think you are lush, Wallsend, Byker, Whitley Bay where the fanny is pua classy, I'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pasty'

What the fuck 😅

Saying someone is "no Winston Churchill" isn't as derogatory as the orange freak thinks it is.

I also though Gordon did really well, they all did to be fair. First time in a while I feel like we've seen some fight from the lads #NUFC

That was Ramsdale's best game for us by a country mile. Some outrageous saves there. #NUFC

Fair fucking play lads, fair fucking play 👏 #NUFC

Christ now please just don't shit the bed 60 seconds after kick off #NUFC

There's is something fundamentally wrong with this entire fucking team #NUFC

How many #NUFC fans recall when Arteta made a massive public song and dance about our 'dark arts' and half the fucking league decided to back him up, raise your hands ✋

In shock news, motorists have switched to public transport to avoid paying the Oxford Congestion Charge. A spokesperson* said: "This is exactly what was meant to happen, and it did."

As a reminder, when literally ANYONE from the Middle East uses religion as an excuse for war and martyrdom, we're always up in arms and rightly condemning them as madmen. This situation is no different, Trump is inhuman scum.

Not Israel and the US indiscriminately bombing specific military targets (schools) to wipe out the Iranian high command (innocent teachers and children) in the hope of bringing peace to the Middle East (starting WW3).

Someone threw holy water on him.

Keir Starmer when you were running for Labour leader you promised to introduce this legislation to stop the UK being dragged into illegal wars - it's time to show you were serious about that.

Who'd have thunk it, focussing on the things that truly made this county great once upon a time will garner support.

No mention of how much of this is driven by Heir Starmer's cowardice and his woeful tenure as PM. Fuck it, I'm sure slurping on Trump's shriveled pipe to accede to Israel's genocidal whims will win back the left-leaning voters 👍

You're beyond naive if you think history will look favourably at Governments going "ah well we don't really like wars and genocide, and we don't agree with the aggressors in the slightest, but treaties and stuff innit, our hands are tied 🤷‍♂️. We have to help them bomb some kids" Iraq war anyone?

This is for everything, you would think from the news it is Iran who is indiscriminately bombing everyone for now reason and that Israel and the US only do targeted strikes. All while the US/Isrel blow up hospitals and schools with 'pre-emptive' strikes after Iran surrendered.