He's unreal like #NUFC

GET THE FUCK IN YOU PYRAMID LOVING HERO'S 🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬

Nah that save by Shobeir just now was outrageous!

Day has seen a slight improvement, found a band called Cuntscrape and their number one song is 'Cum Fart Tart'. Silver linings.

This day is an utter ball bag. £190 for a plumber to fix the toilet, now a failed MOT and a £180 bill to repair a broken coil spring. They say things come in threes, but joke's on them, I'm about to launch myself off the Redheugh before the third thing finds me. Christ man.

The people of Clacton will still vote for him. He hasn't spent more than 5 minutes in his constituency, but they still want him to represent their interests (racism). Fucking idiots.

Farage - The self absorbed, race-war inducing, hate-filled, corrupt toad-faced grifter who cried wolf.

The irony of this man talking about his safety being under threat by investigative journalism when he actively stokes race riots.

Things Farage has been told during sex.

Still on a high after this morning’s result. People talking about Big Dan Burns header from his 6 yard box that clears the half way line 😳😳😳 He would head a cannonball.

If Balogun had any mettle about him, he'd refuse to play regardless, purely to preserve the integrity of the game he loves. The world would love him for it. Massive 🖕 to the orange prick and his bald little companion as well.

#NUFC don't you dare even fucking think about it.

Reminds me of wor John.

Mexi-can't, apparently. #England #ENGMEX #ThreeLions

It seems that Reform UK councillors in Gateshead are copy-catting Nigel Farage by playing truant from the job they were elected to do (while still collecting their salaries!) via Gateshead Green Party

Have tried to distill the second half into one image

Nope, move on. That's absurd for any GK, let alone one who was done nothing but sit on the bench all season. Not saying I don't rate him, just saying there's no way he's worth that much. #NUFC

Made me chuckle. #NUFC

Geet up Norway, fantastic performance, chuffed to bits for them. Gutted for Bruno, laughing my head off at Gabrielle, Neymar and Casemeiro. Womp womp lads.

Jesus wept man, what a goal

Fuck off man. Utterly fucking deplorable how corrupt FIFA are. The US will win this now, FIFA won't allow any other outcome. Cheating bastards.

Cushty belta #NUFC

The polar opposite of de-escalation tactics as well. Law enforcement in the United States of Fascism are always so quick to start problems so they have an excuse to reach for their weapons. Such small dick energy.

Two of five homes. Fuck off man, 'working class, salt of the Earth geezer' my arse. Far right supporters are so fucking gullible. Stuck a pint in a man's hand and they'll believe anything he says cos he's 'just like me, innit'

#NUFC to host the VisitMalta Weekender, Saturday the 15th to Sunday the 16th of August. Saturday the men's team play Bayer 04 Leverkusen, Sunday both the men's and women's team play, but opponents yet to be announced.

I'm not going to wish Tonali any ill will. He has the potential to be a fantastic midfielder, showed glimpses with us, just seemed to lose interest. £100m (or £92.5m, I don't care about semantics) is completely insane money, can't be turned down. Just glad he didn't behave like the rat. #NUFC

Ahhhh how I love this #NUFC

Have we actually agreed a fee for Bazoumana Toure? Because to be absolutely fair to the powers that be, that would be lush if we have. #NUFC

Here we go again. The fact that Newcastle had to navigate tight PSR margins while Tottenham can comfortably commit £245M (£60M + £85M transfers alongside a £100M shows the system is broken. PSR doesn't protect football; it protects the status quo. 🧵#Tonali

Held out for £100m for Sandro, fair fucking play #NUFC

Kane has been Kane, but the difference maker here has been Gordon.

What a fucking goal

No disrespect to DR Congo, but if we have to cheat to beat them, that is utterly fucking pathetic.

That's a dive

There's the Wissa we know and love.

It's a good job we can turn to Henderson if this all goes to pot.

And February

And December #NUFC

Not even bothered, genuinely. I thought they'd win.

Madueke just tackled himself. Start as you mean to go lad.

Mbemba! #NUFC

Wild that we can 'find' the extra money needed to fund an utterly pointless defence budget, but not to fund our schools, our NHS, our homeless, our jobless, the working class, the North. It's 2026, war mongering shouldn't be a cost for which the public have to suffer.

Possible the club were waiting for the outcome of this before doing any meaningful business? Clutching I know, but seems pragmatic. #NUFC

We can buy everyone tomorrow, yaaaay! #NUFC *Disclaimer* - this is a joke, calm down.

Beautiful this. Poor bloke, cannot fathom what he and his Mrs are going through at the minute, wish them every possible comfort in the world.

Outrageous.

I think there's a fair chance Japan win this. They've recently beaten Brazil and England in friendlies and they've looked very good so far this tournament. A lot depends on Vini Jnr, if he's not up for it, I think Japan win it.

And by 'good breaks' he of course means the legs of every opponent they face between now and the final.