What five events defined your childhood? (Not real events. Just things). 1. Taping the chart rundown on Sunday evening without getting the DJs voice. 2. The Tube on Friday with Jools and Paula. 3. Grandstand in a Saturday. 4. Alpine Pop lorry delivering in the streets. 5. Long hot summers.

Ffs cat. Bought a cat ball gun and they’re terrified. Gone to bed and they must have found one and are chasing it across kitchen floor. Racket!!

Reet Mr Gattuso. Italy are winning and Estonia do not look like scoring. Can you please replace Sandro asap. * Mr Gattuso cos he’s geet hard ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️ #nufc

Nan bread pizza 😋

Morning Here we go again

Thanks to all that supported us. My feet are having their first outing tomorrow up the Simonside Hills.

I’m a doorbell installation engineer Who’d have known it.

What a cracking read. Nothing like my normal choice of books but highly recommended.

Ffs cat. I’m not your personal belly rubber!

I’ve got a feeling I’m being watched *bathroom door is open as grey cat sleeps in the sink

Do I get a prize?? Wordle 1,571 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Come on, join in, you know the words. WOO-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH WOO-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH

Love. Lebanese.

Watching the rugby…. What an advert!!

Come let’s fly a kite 🎶🎶

Bloody hell. Blowing a gale.

Morning. Tingling lip 😔

Ffs #nffc Own fans singing your getting sacked in the morning. Not a good sign for Ange

Winds in the east, mist coming in, Like something is brewing and 'bout to begin

Morning. The spider catcher has struck again.

Toothless tiger roaring

Get in !!!!! #nufc ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️ We want 5 we want 5 we want 5

Im appreciating the movement and link up play of Big Nick Woltermade much more tonight Not having 8 pints down my neck and screaming and shouting is probably the difference. #nufc ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️

Omg the next game in this years Champions League competition involves #nufc ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️

Who died?

Ekitike is some player. Better than Isak. Interesting how this one pans out. #GALvLIV

WFH! Can’t get anything done because of my colleague constantly talking to me.

Morning.. Hayfever has me looking like I’ve just watched Bambi. The drugs don’t work…. 🎶🎶🎶

Get in Rosey lad #rydercup

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid

Banned records by the BBC now showing on BBC2 😂😂 Aceeeed 🫲🫱

Clubbing on a Saturday night …. Comrades Club for Sis’s wedding anniversary. Sneaked out 😁 £3.50 a pint

What on earth’s happened to #nffc So poor.

Been in worse airports #rydercup

Please no ‘get in the hole’ shouts. 😡 #rydercup @paulette7.bsky.social you ready

Morning, what a fright. 😱

Like a scene from the Godfather 😂😂

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Tried walking past 3 times🙄

Pints of Havana 7 😁

Think I’ve pulled

😁

Another brilliant read @trevorwoodwrite.bsky.social

No chance. You should have seen my face when I first saw my purple chopper.

Yay, colour coordinated wrist bands

Ekitike doesn’t look a happy man 😂😂😂😂

Watching the liverpool game in a bar full of scousers. Think I’m the only Southampton fan in here ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️ #nufc

Day 3 and sick of all inclusive Off out out

RIP Dickie Bird Always found your name funny but why were birds called Dickie Birds?

Morning. I wonder when it last exploded.