This story about a Reform councillor in Northumberland has about three different massive stories in it. He's accused of ripping off his constituents to the tune of £140k. He owes his own council nearly £40k in unpaid tax. His own council is suing him.

this is a hilariously mental stat

That's a hell of a way to look at it. And so damn true. The president is a pedophile. He must be removed from office and put on trial. The Epstein survivors deserve justice.

#NUFC Bruno

Things you love to see, an #NUFC player called Murphy scoring from outside the box 3-1

Right on loads of bits - it's not a Woltemade issue, but a full-back issue. Recruitment was to improve squad depth, but doesn't improve starting 11 But IMO also need to mention that intensity is lessened because we're trying to play possession football AND we could stop doing that with Burn&Tripps

I'm not sure changing the starting 11 would've had a huge impact today. Ramsey was the only real alternative, and he was on after 20mins anyway But 75mins rolled around with Burn looking scared as fuck, Murphy non-existent and the team looking awful, yet Howe still didn't see fit to make subs

Ignoring results, the major concern I have with Howe's NUFC is that we're really genuinely shit at attacking If we can press and force errors, we can create opportunities. If we can use set pieces to get our Big Lads on the end of a cross, we can use that But what do we create from real football?

Pope 5 / Ramsdale 5 Burn 3 / Hall 7 Botman 3 Thiaw 7 Tripps 5 Joelinton 4 / Ramsey 5 Tonali 5 Bruno 5 Barnes 7 Woltemade 5 Murphy 3 / Elanga 2 Howe 2 Great effort lads. Good to watch. Definitely hasn't ruined my Sunday Sad thing is, it was completely predictable

Six goals Yet I see nobody talk about him. Our "Rolls Royce" defender seems to get a completely free pass

Botman 😂😂😂😂

We've got players on the pitch to break down a low block But we piss about with it, go sideways, threaten to play through the middle, go sideways again, then invariably lump a shite cross into the middle with zero intent It's so fucking frustrating, so boring to watch

Real #9 scores off that cross from Hall

Bruno absolutely wrecked now too. Can barely fucking jog Sigh

Desperately need some subs here Eddie, half our team looks terrified

Time to get Burn off, he's absolutely shitting himself

FUCKING LOL HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY 😂😂😂😂 Is that purely because Outtara threw himself three foot into the air?!

That's a fifth goal Botman could have done better on this season For a big bloke he's canny wank in the air

Murphy is having one of his League One matches today 😭

Boys for fuck's sake can we keep hold of the ball. Don't need to force every single pass, especially when they've got a bit of momentum

That's where we need Woltemade in the middle 😭 If he's gonna link up play he needs to belt up the pitch to get on the next one

Sandro's passing has not been his usual standard today Everyone's final ball still a bit wank. But if we can just tighten up on the passing and stop putting each other under pressure, we'll be fine here Burn winning most of their long balls and set pieces

Thiaw has been phenomenal again btw

On their set pieces, they've got 3? players who are waiting for us to head out Like they get players to attack the first ball, but really they're expecting us to win it, and are ready to pounce on the ball out We should do that. And we need to be aware of it

Not to be a absolute dickhead but There's no way Gordon scores that Well deserved Harvey. I reckon he gets another now We need to keep the ball though. Pass to our own players, for example

Passing still not good enough BUT we're pushing Burn forward instead of letting him get pressed and IMO that might be enough for us to win this Intensity of challenges much, much better too HWTL

What's the plan for tomorrow then? - Start Burn but push him up and allow Botman/Thiaw to play long - Let them have possession; press and counter - Barnes in for Gordon, Murphy also starts - Bring Hall and Ramsey on at 60mins to retain possession - Gordon on too if Barnes hasn't scored

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This is, honestly, the fundamental problem Musk faces and a massive driving force in the decisions he makes He's not trying to influence UK politics for some uber-intelligent reason, it's purely because he's realised the racists will like him for 5 minutes Properly sad

Massive fan of this. So simple

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Pope 8 Burn 8 / Hall 8 Botman 7 Thiaw 8 Tripps 7 Joelinton 8 Tonali 8 Bruno 5 / Miley 6 Gordon 2 / Elanga 2 Woltemade 5 Barnes 7 / Murphy 5 Better... but I won't get carried away. Still created very little. And they were nowhere near PL quality with their best players missing

I know he passed it long and it didn't come off after, but that little break of the press is the primary reason Lewis Hall is so fucking important to us when we want to play actual football If we could remember to go long when Burn plays, and build up when Hall plays, we would be fine

Murphy's end product in final third is usually pretty good But anywhere else on the pitch he's a disaster 😂

Absolutely the right changes here. Feel harsh for Barnes because he could've stayed on, but this is how we try to boost Elanga's confidence Lewis Hall is probably my second favourite NUFC player so I'm fucking buzzing to have him back even for 30mins

We seem to have shifted formation slightly in possession - Botman has gone left, Burn has gone wide and further up the pitch almost like a wing back We set out the opposite way, with Trippier doing that on the right, but this is way more effective as Burn then doesn't get pressed

Fatigue setting in? It's 58mins lol

That's fucking better. Pin-point short cross from Barnes

Towards the end of that half we stopped trying to build out from the back, at least on the left side, and just had Botman or Thiaw ping the ball long And it was fucking EFFECTIVE, it means even if we don't win the long ball immediately, WE can press THEM instead of the other way round

Bruno is just not himself at all. He shouldn't be playing. He looks flat as fuck, tired. Hallmark symptoms of recovering from illness Get Ramsey or Miley on please

Those efforts by Gordon and Joelinton though. Jesus shitting christ

The swerve on that header wtf 😂 Well done Burn my son

I count 4 turnovers from Gordon now

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING AGAIN PRESS BURN PRESS JOELINTON WE LOSE THE BALL AAAAAAASRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

2 minutes on the clock and we've had 2x Gordon losing possession and 1x Joelinton Mint

Such a childish reaction but it almost fucks me off when I see them sprinting after the ball here at home on a CL night, as if West Ham was beneath them

Watching the match with my golden retriever, who is trying to get physically under my skin because he's so terrified. Fuck me I hate bonfire night