42nd minute red cars for Brentford and they still beat Villa at Villa Park Yet they made us look canny shit That's how mediocre we are atm

Pope 4 Hall 8 Burn 5 Thiaw 5 Trippier 5 / Murphy 6 Willock 5 Tonali 6 Ramsey 7 Barnes 5 / Woltemade 6 Gordon 7 / Wissa 5 Elanga 6 / Osula 5 didn't look too bad for a while, but a couple of defensive failures put us in a tough spot then once the intensity went, we had absolutely nothing

Every time Liverpool get the ball, they look a threat. Tight spaces, good structure, no problem, they play through When we get the ball, it feels like a miracle every time we complete a simple pass 😭 The quality we have in our attacking players feels miles and miles away from theirs

Pope has to do better there surely? It was pretty much on his glove

It was Willock midweek, and Gordon tonight I'll keep slagging the lads off for all of our benefits 😂

Things you literally never want to see: Anthony Gordon at centre forward 😭😭😭

I'm not on here too much these days, things have been a little busy 👀🤭 But the love and support I'm feeling on here is incredible. Being a woman, in politics, online is often utterly grim. So thank you to everyone who has my back. It means the world 💚

Even the paedos don't want him 😭😭😭 Omg he really is one of the biggest fucking losers of all time

Goalkeeper header that knocks out Marseille’s thugs from the playoffs and also Greenwood. Jose masterclass.

Caught the Benfica match on TNT after ours and that's one of the best ends to a match I've ever seen GK scoring from the last play of the match in 97th minute to send them through on GD against their manager's old team Real fucking Madrid That's what football is all about. Absolutely immense

Pope 7 Hall 7 Burn 7 Botman 7 Thiaw 7 Miley 8 Willock 8 / Gordon 7 Tonali 7 Ramsey 7 Elanga 5 / Barnes 6 Woltemade 5 Ramsey was an easy 8 but as he tired he gave ball away with three poor passes Really fucking ballsy performance from us, after a honking start. Referee worst I can ever remember

Another phenomenal dive there Awful cheating cunts Can't even beat us, at home, playing with 3 centre backs and out reserve midfield They can fuck off and the refereeing team can go in the bin and never, ever officiate again

Hall looks absolutely fucked

I love that Mcmanaman is fully a NUFC supporter in this game btw 😂 He's sick of their bullshit

to be fair to Burn, in a match like this where we need real fucking defenders, he has been sound. a few really good interceptions/challenges

they're absolutely shitting themselves lads this is an Eddie Howe tactical fucking masterclass

shots on goal set piece opportunities COME ON WE FUCKING WIN THIS

sadly that's another 3 years out for Botman

absolutely fucking phenomenal play by Lewis Miley there, even when Elanga threw him under the bus

watch him closely. look how press resistant he is. NEVER panics. loves to progress the ball. underrated tackler too; legendary toe poke capabilities needs more in final third, but he's an underrated player for us. a real technical footballer with excellent close control

that is one of the worst dives ever what the fuck

marquinhos' hand stopped the ball from landing directly on Willock's foot too btw, just seen on the replay superb refereeing, hope he joins the PL

this is one of the strangest games I've ever watched the ref's decisions... ??? our lineup... ??? them absolutely dominating us, then almost taking the piss, only to turn absolutely shockingly wank... ??? the crowd being really fucking weird... ??? my mind cannot comprehend

I TOLD YOU JOE WILLOCK WAS EXACTLY THE PLAYER WE NEEDED WHAT A FUCKING SELECTION

they've been absolutely wank for the past 15 minutes so they're definitely scoring one off Barcola's arse before half-time

Lewis Miley is still class, that's the important thing

made me fucking lol

so he has booked elanga for karakshsdhshehvhevveelveia fouling him? makes as much sense as the pen tbf

20% possession 😂😂

we've got absolutely no belief in ourselves as a team, and this totally random formation and lineup makes the situation significantly worse

5 defenders and did you see the fucking size of that gap they just left 😂 what is the point man. why have we abandoned our usual structure to add another defender, only to get defensively worse? nobody knows where to play, we can't control the ball. absolutely useless

that must be his wanking wrist, great strength

I wonder if the plan is to basically do fuck all other than defend for 60mins then bring the rapid players on to try and nick a winner? Literally cannot understand Willock though. He has barely played, and he has been consistently shite when he has?

Willock?!? What the actual fuck

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

3 shots on target for manure, 3 goals NUFC 104 shots, 2 on target, 0 goals

Don't say they're actually going to bottle the league from this position 😂 Surely not

we build up from the back and allow opponents to defend in numbers we resort to crossing because we don't really have the ability/confidence to play between the lines we no longer press but we've spent ~170mil or whatever on 3 players who can't play this way

Pope 6 Hall 5 Botman 7 Thiaw 6 Trippier 5 Joelinton 6 / Ramsey 7 Tonali 7 / Willock 2 Miley 8 Gordon 4 Wissa 4 / Woltemade 4 Barnes 4 / Elanga 4 We are simply unable to attack this year. On the rare occasion we do get a Big Chance, we don't convert. Rest of the time it's just wank crosses

Goodman "it'll be interesting to see how VAR interprets that, he kicked the back of Willock's leg" what the fuck does he even fucking hear himself? Fuck clean off

Not trying to pick on him because he wasn't our worst player today but if Elanga can't achieve anything at all in the two situations he had which perfectly suit his style of play, when will he ever be effective?

Villa kinda playing like Arsenal. They've adapted really well to the way teams are playing this season - accept that teams are really well structured and defend really well, hard to break down etc, so use long shots and effective set pieces to break the deadlock Then defensively, very solid Cunts

OH LOOK LADS IT'S ANOTHER CROSS INTO THE BOX THAT WE WERE UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITH Fuck off

Tonali has turned into Joelinton this half and I'm all for it

Get ball wide, cross, do nothing Get ball wide, cross, achieve nothing Get ball wide,.... Jcjsjcjsjjxje really fucking frustrating to watch. This has to be a criticism of Howe, where is our.. ANY OTHER OPTION ffs

Looks like Bailey has been brought on to man mark Hall across the pitch? I saw Emery gesturing aggressively to "stay close" If so, that's excellent tactical management tbf - identify a threat, close it the fuck down

Tell you what mind, when Big Nick gets properly into a gallop... he's still not quick is he 😂

Even that attack there - we did really well - but both of the final balls were high balls. Why?? Get it on the ground ffs

Much better from Tonali so far this half