People who call their pets Mr. whatever, Mr. Tinkle or what have you, when do you expect to be on first name terms?

Even Fats Domino was like fuck this, this is shit- but infectiously sweet as usual youtu.be/BL7ewrol7g4?...

Micheál Martloaf* *A Meatloaf reference? In 2026? You better believe it

Incredible

Post something like 'The lion represents the #TopBloke'. Kier is adamant this will reverse his approval ratings slide. I don't even know if people remember the top bloke hashtag thing but we just post what they tell us to. Please don't just copy and paste this whole message like you normally do.

Chopping up winter greenery just to smell something

youtu.be/nIPDs8ao0B0?... rocking down the shed

hahahahhahahahahaha what a fucking nerd

Louvre worthy

the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"

"Starmer represents the snivelling, liberal English middle class who view themselves as polite and civil like Paddington Bear but one inconvenience away from Ian Paisley or Enoch Powell."

me again

I didn't want another shitty assed portmanteau

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

critical support for whatever fancy foodborne disease shuts this whingeing failson up permanenly

Lets go...

Three Palestine Action protesters end their hunger strike Four more who had paused their strikes choose not to continue after government opts against giving contract to Elbit Systems UK www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

If you have trouble getting up early in the morning have you considered hating Tony Blair as much as I do

Imagine admitting that being told to go to lunch was such a gut punch it caused internal bleeding

🚨 Breaking Gardaí say investigations are underway following Grok scandal. "We have received reports and referrals of content on that platform that is under investigation... the process takes some time... it has to be assessed to make sure it's criminal... the people responsible have to be ID'd"

One of my favourite of my posts that went viral was when I posted about how Scott Adams introduced his first* Black character to make a transphobic joke but the man with 30+ years experience as a cartoonist forgot most newspapers print in black and white and he didn't ink in the skin

Fuck it, I deserve all my love

Fucks sake hahaha

Watching old blues men live footage in reverse chronology is all wholesome and shit until you find out they were hot as fuck, feels wrong, hot damn Junior Wells

While global events are horrifying - the situation at altnagelvin, SWAH and especially Craigavon hospital emergency departments is nothing short of catastrophic and it will never not amaze me that basically nobody cares. It’s described as “the worst it could possibly be” this is a deadly situation

wanda sykes accepting an award on your behalf and throwing shade at your transphobic ass while doing so. that's gonna be a hard one to take if you're a vulnerable narcissist like ricky gervais.

This is Heba Muraisi’s 70th day on hunger strike. Bobby Sands died on his 66th day. I’m not privy to UK government meetings, I don’t have the pleasure of seeing inside their minds, but their behaviour is empirically indistinguishable from that of people who want her dead

In Dublin, on Fenian Street, there's a factory that makes child sex abuse material. You can pay it money, as a subscription, and that's one of the services it offers. This doesn't happen by mistake or because you've tricked or hacked the system. It’s a feature. www.thegist.ie/the-gist-the...

New "actually I can't sweat so it couldn't have been me" just dropped.

So is Starmer that much of a pushover that he's gonna take this? I'm thinking yes

In a cosy sunspot in the hairdressers, how are they going make me to leave I'm Garfield now

Culture, behaviour and accountability about to get reformed up the fuckin' wazoo

I am hearing UK state agents wouldn't be armed or kill people so I am

Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.

no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies

now i jus have lines popping up in my head. (to neil kinnock's face): lord little bit of a hypocrite.

i miss linda. she also put harry potter adults in to room 101 back in like 2002.

Linda Smith once said of the conflicts with the Middle East "the problem is somehow OUR oil has ended up under THEIR sand"

Getting all sad and wistful about about Malcolm Young again and listening to Beating around the Bush, a banger

Going on the Pottery show to make the large potter oaf cry by perfectly recreating Saturn Devouring His Son but with Jar Jar as Saturn and Anakin as his Son on the side of a gluggle jug

This morning Rape Crisis Ireland has called for a ban on AI 'nudification' functions which can (and have) produced sexual images of children and adults. RCI: 'There seems to be no reason for the existence of "nudification" functionality on AI apps beyond exploitation...'

Feeling smug tucked up in bed with my new 3 foot long fur clad hot water bottle after my nightshift

Happy Nollaig na mBan! Here's a piece celebrating some of Ireland's most interesting women, with a thread about each of them here: bsky.app/profile/ciar... Prints also available (currently on sale): www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

Merry Death Divination Cake Day to you and yours x

fucking disgusting that they're still calling it this a ceasefire, gaslighting on the world stage