Good new bit that I’m never going to get tired of and everyone else is going to get tired of after ten minutes if they haven’t already

the onion was supposed to be satire. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6eS...

I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire.

I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire.

This is the Onion. It’s meant to be satire. But sadly, with this administration anything is possible.

I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire.

the Onion was supposed to be satire 🫤

the onion is supposed to be satire

I thought the onion was supposed to be satire

Remember when The Onion used to be satire, it’s impossible to tell now

For whom does the bell toll when The Onion ceases to be satire?

I love you Onion but you’re supposed to be satire

youtube.com/post/UgkxGps... The Onion is supposed to be satire…

Damn you, Onion. I thought you were supposed to be satire! What Yinz doing out here spitting straight facts?!

youtube.com/post/Ugkx363... The Onion is SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE!

The Onion used to be satire.

Ah, The Onion. It uses to be satire. Now it's just a factual site.

Dayum, I thought Onion was supposed to be satire, why they spitting truth?

I thought the onion was meant to be satire! This is just the news!

I thought the onion was meant to be satire! This is just the news!

I thought the onion was meant to be satire! This is just the news!

I thought the onion was meant to be satire! This is just the news!

Might become one of those guys who reply to every single onion post telling them that I thought they were meant to be satire not real news

Hi @todger1.bsky.social you are a glans

Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham https://theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for-being-too-late-to-save-lindsey-graham/

I think Keir Starmer is a cunt

RIP SKS Keir Starmer decent man you would have loved Musik von Harmonia

I like the new mastodon song if you even care

Hi @todger1.bsky.social having a good day?

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Just remembered Idles exist

Bonjour genocidaires who live in the past. Your actions still have consequences.

If the dead didn’t want us to speak ill of them then maybe they shouldn’t have died

What’s the best reason you’ve been called a bot? Mine was when I did that nick cave quote about the red hot chilli peppers but changed it to be about bad posts and Ian dunt

Looks like you’re troll replying to a bot, which is pretty funny.

Opinion | As long as America remains engaged in pointless, expensive, un-winnable wars, Lindsey Graham will never truly die.

Hi @todger1.bsky.social

Hell Awaits www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ou9...

im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not

If you come at me with shit head energy, I will respond in kind. If you approach me gently, like you would with an insane animal, I will reward you with Unlimited Access. Take notice, and learn .

Please look at the post this is replying to

Why not? Are you a MAGA Trump supporter, a pedophile supporter or just CANNOT bring yourself to vote for a shorter person, a woman of color???

Going to have some cornflakes

being a hater is so awesome i save so much time being a hater

Feeling suddenly quite poorly if I don’t make it through the night you can say whatever you want about me. Make all the jokes you like. I’ll be dead I won’t care

Silly old cunt

found video with audio

I like to think yer Tony Blairs and yer Alastair Campbells @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social see the gleeful reaction whenever an horrible cunt dies and get sad because they know they’ll be getting the exact same treatment when they finally shuffle off

A new guitarist has entered Bob Dylan’s ring