The entire Phish catalog.

A less nice interaction: In HS, I had to play drums for a psu fund raising thing. I wore a Pitt hat, because fuck penn state. Joe Paterno was there and livid. Screamed at me back stage. I told him to fuck off.

When I lived in NYC, I was behind Julia Roberts at a coffee shop. She chatted w me about typical stranger in a coffee shop banter and then paid for my coffee. She was quite normal and very nice.

Why the fuck do people insist on talking politics w strangers at the bar?

This. The Steelers problems are deep.

Pretty sure that’s his usb charging port.

Hey guys…..I’m beginning to think the Steelers are not very good at football.

Checking out these edible mascots and……

Are Mormons even allowed to eat pop tarts?

1) That grass is way greener than the dead ass shit on the field 2) Enjoy your deer ticks, nerd.

Too early 2026 Pitt assball prediction W - Miami (Oh.) W - UCF W - Bucknell W - Florida State L - Georgia Tech W - UNC W - Syracuse W - Boston College L - Cal L - Louisville L - Miami L - Virginia Tech (Franklin hangs 1000 on us while Pat fails at 20 dimension chess)

Of course 8 Ball the Tiger would find a big ol mound of “snow”

Lol

Pitt bringing great shame to this man’s sport

That Japanese suicide forest, but for Pitt fans.

Hello, Pitt FB. This is a recording. At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need. We'll do our best to provide it. Our feelings for you haven't changed, Pitt FB. But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space

I’ll still root for Biles next season, as he is competing for a natty with Ohio State.

“College football darlings, Pitt, who get every call go their way” is not something that I expected:

Lol

I never realized that big bowing had money to blow on bowl games. That’s wild to me. It’s like the cassette tape industry sponsoring a bowl game.

Hey ICE, Kade Bell is an illegal. He comes from Shittyshitistan. Come deport him.

This Pitt blow game is now giving these vibes.

The winning coach of the Go Bowling Military Bowl should be doused in rented bowling shoes and then tortured and shot by a federal agent.

Y’all remember that Sun Bowl game from like 2008ish? I’m getting those vibes

Welp, if I’m gonna watch this dumpster fire, I’m gonna do it with @grainger5.bsky.social and a corgi while camping in 70* weather at the beach.

They should line up all the Dollar General/Walmart pop tart knockoffs and shoot them at halftime.

Make a Bond movie casual Goldfinger, but just the tip

Watching Elf and why is it that Santa’s spirit meter only goes up after the son starts to dox people on the live news in Central Park, giving their full names and what their gifts are?

Nice! Philly not holding back!

Tiny Tim, WHO DID NOT DIE, was assigned female at birth. 🏳️‍⚧️

Yo, turns out Tiny Tim IS dead.

Damn Pittsburgh beer friends, look what I just found in our beer fridge!

And on this day, the Grinch’s micropenis grew 3 times its tiny, tiny, tiny size.

A very dirty homeless woman dressed in a unicorn outfit on a bicycle just flashed her boobies at me at a light, so I’ve got that going for me.

Bondi: “Who cares if she was 13? She was obv old enough to bear children, so she was an adult. Also, the president should be commended for not aborting the child and waiting until it was a freeloading burden to society to off it, thereby saving Americans tax dollars. Also, Hunter Bidens laptop!”

Roughing the passer

With all these cowboy hats in the stands, I surely hope there are no issues with wandering cattle issues in the streets of College Station.

This game has strong 2008(?) Sun Bowl vibes.

So glad that I took the over in this game.

Cool. The DOJ is powered by the same tech as Ticketmaster? I just went through this shit for Phish tickets.

I can’t wait until the new punctuations common next week! „The: Donald J Trump and „the“ he/him: Jeffrey Epstein Friendship House;“

Pitt just woke up.

Perhaps NCAA invest in cameras with more than a 1 frame per second frame rate. May help with some of these challenges.

That’s:

Guess I'll post this again

Damn. Just saw that Steve Taneyhill died. I mean, I was just talking here about how we did NOT get along in high school, but never, ever would wish him dead. Bummer for all of us Altoids.