Oh ja! Nehmt mein ganzes Geld!

Do y’all think that Charlie Kirk was waiting at the gates of hell to greet Dick Cheney?

Alan Dershowitz is totally gonna pull a Cyclone Larry and just ignore his promise, isn’t he? #TazeYourBalls

Hold on….don’t do it on ESPN. Those who subscribe to YouTubeTV are saving all their Sling free trials for football stuff and might miss it.

Bird hunters everywhere can now hunt safely with the likes of Dick Cheney off the streets and unable to shoot them in the ass.

Joey Porter Jr is so talented. He can be called for holding and still blow coverage on the same play.

Yo, Hugh Freeze so bad they replaced him with a dude that killed a student…….and it’s not the guy you’re thinking of. A different coach that killed a kid.

I think that the Steelers should find their own stadium. I’m tired of them ruining the pitch with their awful play and leaving it in terrible condition for Pennsylvania’s premiere college football team. Pitt deserves better!

Aaron Rogers: “I eat ass.”

I can’t believe that Pitt vs Stanford in Cali yesterday made Joey Porter miss coverage on like every single play today in Pittsburgh. Damn you, Pitt!

The fact this is a way off day for a number of offensive players and we are still up 4000 scores is uncharted territory for Pitt fans. But can’t have these days against a good team. Maybe a shitty psu, but not a good team.

Is this game obnoxiously long or just me?

That’s a freshman throw

Pitt nutritionist furiously scouring the 4Patriots website to see if they sell pretzels

The sad putting away of the dunk toy because of potential penalty is always funny/sad

That fucking tree probably told the refs that Stanford is in the Carolina’s the way they have been calling this half.

At least he didn’t die on that play/

All these Pitt INTs at Cardinal grass field is totally gonna fuck the Steelers in their future loss tomorrow at different field. Can’t believe that Pitt would do that to them.

This head official 100% looks like he does part time work for ICE.

Deuce?

Nice foot!

Just a reminder that penn state eats ass.

Doing!

The Donald J Trump dementia test at Walter Reed was super difficult

Uli Kunkel AKA Karl Hungus is gonna be working overtime today for those looking to get that sweet sweet ESPN. “I’m here to fix deine kable.” #Logjammin

Duke vs Clemson. A battle of ACC bottom feeders.

Awesome Halloween costume idea

No way this is the dudes real name.

I figured out who was behind all these AWS/Azure outages......and more disappointing is look at where he was on J6

Dodgers what you doin?

I am having an intellectual Tuesday evening.

Ugh, how is it only Tuesday? We can make it through this week!

Has Gerry Dulac marched up to the Cathedral of Learning demanding to speak to a manager regarding Pitt’s mere existence making the Steelers suck yet?

Kinda get the impression that Aaron Rogers likes a lot of things from 1933….just sayin.

Regarding these Steeler uniforms……

Regarding Platner, I will leave this phrase. ‘Du kannst nicht mit den Nazis ins Bett gehen ohne ein Nazi zu werden’

That was not just a victory for Pitt. That was a victory for the United States. Fuck those racist hillbillies.

Why is every single male in Louseville morbidly obese and looks like he uses duck fat as a hair product?

This Lububuville volleyball coach was much more enjoyable as a villain in Grand Theft Auto.

This Lewistownville volleyball coach has definitely been convicted of a sex crime. Some are saying.

Lmao did this Louisianaville head volleyball coach refer to that dump as the best arena in the world? Does he have CTE?

Not only do birds not have teeth, but I have never seen a bird wear a sweater either. Louisville, a city of fraudulent misinformation.

Pitt False Start Challenge

Camera guy at Pitt Cuse has smoked more than I have…..and I just broke in some new Kush, so……..that bar is high.

Oh Myrtle Beach, never change.

Manny Diaz having a wonderful audition for the psu gig today