Ahhhh another “Mostly successful” launch by billionaires.

The old internet was fun.

When you come up with a definitely original joke and some jabrones stole it and made that same joke hours before you did.

Gimme a gif of that racing steward was running off the track w debris, saw an F1 car coming and then jumped thru a hole in the wall.

Hold on…..Raya still wearing his gloves for the trophy lift? And he didn’t even play today? Amazing!

Ok. This post prob more for my #growmies Ken Keaseys son is selling off a few signed merry prankster pieces, including this Stanley Mouse Bertha…….I realllly wanna bid on it.

Spurs celebrating safety from relegation like it’s VE Day. Pundits: “They really earned this celebration!” Arteta gives a fist pump after a goal scored: “OMG so disrespectful! They should be sanctioned for this type of over the top celebrating!”

“BlueSky is an echo chamber for you people who hate Nazis. You people should really engage with content on different platforms to see other perspectives.” Meanwhile, the content on “other platforms”:

I’m genuinely curious…..do the Nazis over on truth social or twitter yell at each other and suggest they need to engage with more non Nazis? Or do they find their Nazi bubble to be fine and our anti Nazi bubble to be problematic?

Arsenal win the league for 1st time in 2 decades and City STILL come and steal the spotlight w all this Pep garbage. Boooooooooo.

lol sorry if you don’t speak German, but this pretty much says “Severed penis and eels everywhere.” And now I must begin to watch this show East Frisia. I have so many question.

“Hey, son. Sorry, just got back from a round of golf. Not gonna make your wedding today. Had that golf and then a big ol surrender to tend to. Also, gonna have to go apologize to daddy Netanyahu.”

Pitt baseball

I don’t know who this #40 nerdy looking jabrone is for UNC, but I don’t like the cut of his jib.

I think the Pokal tifo makers started hitting the beer early. What is going on here? Also, best part of German football is they start all the matches by playing the Pitt Alma mater.

Cell phones didn’t exist and instead of music being on demand, we had to trade cassette tapes via mail to hear live shows of our favorite bands.

Found a local butcher who flies Ibérico pork in from Spain. This makes me quite happy, since we have literally flown to Madrid just because we wanted some before. Tonight, sous vide/grilling some baby tomahawks.

If you know a Leicester fan, do a welfare check. They’ve been through……a LOT this season. Woof! At least the owner didn’t crash his helichopper leaving the stadium and die this time?

Stephen Colbert is the warm hug we need in this dystopian hellscape shithole timeline that we currently reside

I never wish injuries on anyone. Said that, I hope that Jackson Dart gets 4 more concussions today on his way to do whatever racist bigoted klan meeting he heads to.

Myrtle Beach coke…..it’s just sand.

Woot woot! Filling in that summer tour schedule. *Brandi Carlile in Savannah (pro tip: the Johnny Mercer Theater is maybe one of the most underrated in the US) *Phish in Raleigh *Phish at Fenway (all nights) I’m gonna venture a guess that way more will be added to this list, but I’m happy

Seen in Harrisburg

Whoah. We are getting our 1st real rain today in well over 2 months. Perhaps the burn ban will be lifted and we can go back to our regularly scheduled programming of weekends with fire pits, dope and music. Like the Gods intended!

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Pink Floyd David Gilmour Phish Trey Grateful Dead Ramones Edison (Yo, Altoona!) boygenius Dispatch John Prine

I’ve eaten the lot taco sold to me by a questionably smelly wook. I will not liberate the (maybe?) unopened box of wine sitting in a suburban South Carolina grocery lot. Some ground scores are left best untouched. Let the flower grow.

I feel like we are larping a real life version of Gamehendge. President Shitler is obviously Wilson. The US citizens are the Lizards. The constitution is the Helping Friendly Book. Unfortunately, we have no Errand Wolfe. Unsure who plays Sloth, but could be a number of power hungry assbags. *Cont’d

They did it. They went out and tripped on their own dicks all season when it mattered and still won the whole damn thing. #COYG

Annnnnnd that was predictable

Who the hell leaked that Pep news yesterday and rattled the City players to a possible loss today?! Stay Humble! #Arsenal

I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm

A positive at this awards is some kid won the Low Country Herb Society scholarship, celebrating the growing and enjoyment of herbs and I’m over here like “Y’all should come over for a cookout on Sat because Saturdays are for the bongs” Guessing they probably mean basil or something though

Not sure who is in charge of the slides at this awards ceremony, but some kid just got a schollie from University of Pittsburg……no “h.” I might lose my shit.

At our HS kids award ceremony and ppl behind us yapping and ruining it. Like, I yell at wooks for talking at Phish shows. I’ll yell at you, too.

Why are all republican’s hands looking like we asked 2023 AI to draw me a picture of old white dudes with “definitely normal hands?”

Pick a Bond from the photos already on your phone.

So happy for my colleagues in Bulgaria! 🇧🇬 We were together at a summit a few months back and they spoke of their country w such pride. Also, fuck Israel.

Israel running Eurovision voting phone banks like Larry Ellison runs AI data centers.

The best thing w Eurovision is the rules are so convoluted, they need to keep explaining them over and over.

I’m super high and I realllllly want a pickled egg. Can not drive and unsure if Uber Eats can be trusted to deliver on such a task. I am dying inside. Pray for me.

I can’t wait to move to Berlin. Things I just learned. During the entirety of the 2014 World Cup, Alten Försterei (Jnion Berlin stadium) hosted WM Wohnzimmer (World Cup Living Room) and invited ppl to bring their own couches to the stadium for watch parties. I need more of this.

I love Eurovision, but it always reminds me of this SNL skit. youtube.com/watch?v=0azw...

Ok, find those responsible for putting this on and give them a big ol raise! Total badass!

When your corgi goes to the vet tomorrow, but that requires 200mg gabapentin and 200mg trazadone the night before…..to be repeated in the morning as well. Like, the dog has a higher tolerance than a 200lb human. Also, he is singing Lizards and asking for the Helping Friendly Book

Is this @im7below.bsky.social ?

Eat ass, West Ham and your dumbass Lawrence Welk bubbles.

Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there…..except for Nancy Reagan. Fuck that bitch.

Hey Arsenal, I have some questions regarding today’s tactical “strategy”