I find it endlessly perplexing that so many people seem to find secret-liberal-geoengineering to be a more plausible idea than carbon-emission-caused-climate-change.

Hey did I mention that my friend Troy is running for congress?! If you live in Washington 3, VOTE TROY! bsky.app/profile/troy...

If we as Americans learn one thing from this World Cup experience, my hope is that it's orchestral-crowd-sing-along National Anthems are much preferable to popular-music adaptations.

As an old person I can confirm that daytime riding a bicycle to a dark bar is the worst use case for transitions lenses.

My prediction is that in a year or so Colbert will be on every night on Netflix, and network television will have ceded the late-night-variety segment (one of it's last strongholds) in one of the dumbest own-goals ever.

So we are gonna distribute 2 billion out to a bunch of insurrectionists, while we build a billion+ dollar fortified bunker for the guy who orchestrated said insurrection, ahead of the next presidential election? Nothing to see here folks!

It confuses me when I turn on ESPN to check NBA playoff highlights and I’m greeted with wrasslin’ instead.

I love the Super ‘Murica commercial with Skynard playin’ and the horse and eagle, all brought to you by the beer made of imported rice owned by Belgian conglomerate.

I’m gonna miss HBO

Serious question: how and why is China canceling hockey?

How are good ol fashioned conservatives feeling about paying the president a little ol 10 billion $ ‘settlement’?

THE US GOVERNMENT IS MURDERING PEOPLE IN THE STREETS

To those who think it’s funny what’s going on with gestapo in blue cities: they will come for you too. When you wake up and realize that none of this has been done in furtherance of your interests, and you become useless to them, they will come. I promise not to laugh when they do.

I wonder when Denmark begins naval mobilization. IMPEACH AND REMOVE NOW.

WE WILL BE RENAMING THE FORMERLY LOUSY "DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA" WHICH WAS TOTALLY RUINED BY THE RADICAL LEFT LUNATICS. WE HAVE SAVED DC AND SO NOW IT WILL BE KNOW AS "DONALD COUNTRY". THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Jim Beam is shutting down its distillery for 2026. They blame a "glut" on the market even though the industry produced 55 million less gallons this year than last. Some glut. People aren't buying MAGA whiskey. Score another one for the Canadian boycott. whiskycast.com/beam-to-shut...

It’s almost 60 degrees Fahrenheit, at midnight. In Portland Oregon, mid December. #climatechangeisreal

So the US just destroys small boats _suspected_ of carrying drugs and now we seize oil tankers and just... keep the oil. S are we officially a pirate nation now?

This man calls people “sleepy” and “fat slob” and “piggy”.

So which GOP house member is gonna flip and not actually sign the discharge petition?

So after suing CBS for editing a 60 Minutes interview (standard practice), he explicitly asks 60 Minutes to edit his interview. Classic.

Perhaps this holiday season we should all consider buying nothing from giant corporations and use that money to support people who have lost jobs and food assistance to the Oligarchy.

Of all the times I’ve wondered to myself if this will be the thing that changes some magat minds, I wonder the most now if writing himself a check for $230 mil of taxpayer money, while destroying the people’s house and taking away their health care all to cover for his own pedophelia could be it.

We can’t afford healthcare for hardworking Americans buuuuuuut….

Hey Idaho, how we feeling about Qatari fighter jets?

More Brooklyn Hakeem please!!!

Where is the right wing outrage over the Mormon church shooting?

Can report directly from Portland that ALL IS FUCKING WELL. FEDS DO NOT COME HERE.

False statements to congress huh? So Kavanaugh and Coney-Barrett next then?

How is cutting off social services for Americans and then sending a bunch of cash to Argentina putting “America first“?

Ohhhhhh I see so it’s not that cancel-culture was bad, you just wanted it to be institutionalized.

How much money have taxpayers laid out for Ronald Dump’s personal lawyers to file all the many petty lawsuits?

So Nobel Peace Prize guy is just murdering suspected drug runners in foreign water now. Very fuckin peaceful.

So the communist dictatorship the right has long warned us about is finally here, brought to us by…….. a fascist. This could not be any more insane.

OK Californians your move. Unlike Texans you have a say in this. Let’s hear your voice!

We DC statehood now more than ever.

Bagpipes drowning out Trump as he’s speaking. Can we make this a thing everywhere he goes

So pres Fuckwad has sued CBS and ABC but not NBC. I wonder why? Could it possibly be because they have him on tape using the n-word?

Good night Sweet Prince. Ozzy, you will always be my rock and roll hero!

Will The Daily Show be next? #notsoparamount

Freedom from kings. Freedom from fascism. Power to the people forever. ♥️ Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸

100 BILLION FOR SECRET POLICE. More than most first world nations spend on their military. Welcome to the police state the RIGHT has been warning you about all these years.

Just cuz we are now embroiled in an illegal war, it doesn’t mean trump was not epstein’s bestie.

Is every single ICE agent a white dude?

#NoKings #nyc

Is "federalizing" a state's National Guard (militia) against the will of that state's governor a violation of the 2nd amendment?

I’m old enough to remember when as an American, it wasn’t controversial to be anti-fascist. It was in fact the default standard.

For the record a senile Joe Biden clonebot would still be a FAR superior president.

How is it that so many people do not understand the direct pipeline of scientific research at universities to corporate profits? Aren’t yall like super into making as much money as possible while spending as little as posssible to do so?

Wow NBA, ya sure do seem to love Texas.