Politics. Should be: "Which area needs improvement for the betterment of the nation and citizens?" Is: "What's in your pants? What's your skin tone?" Where the fuck are we even going anymore.

TIL DoorDash delivery drivers undervalue themselves. Like, I've befriended some of them and they'll do some extra-curricular deliveries for me if I ask politely (always do), and when I pay them properly for their time, they tell me I give them too much. My standard is minimum wage ($15/hr).

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

Randomly reminded of the fact that to this day I still cannot grasp the usage of semicolons in English writing. (specified cause I know the code nerds out there gonna hit me if I don't. XD)

@lotusenta.gay to me: "You're a carpenters wet dream, flat as a board, and easy to screw." My reply: "Does that mean furries are a carpenters nightmare? All the wood is knotted."

Conversation summary with @lotusenta.gay "It's 69 degrees outside." "Nice." "See, this is why we can't switch to celsius. Can't have 69 celsius outside and have it be nice." "No, 69c is just dead. Though death by 69 doesn't sound terrible."

@bonnicula.bsky.social Hey Bonni, when're you planning on opening your new candy delivery + strippergram service? I heard it'll be called Bonni's Bonbons. XD <3

No context quote post for the lulz

I managed to hit my overall $500 goal for #VTvsICE at the last minute thanks to a generous last-minute donation today. For my very first charity campaign, the fact that my community helped me raise this much for the ACLU was amazing. I am honored.

Help bully Lotus for charity. Just $100 and we can watch them eat spicy dill pickle goldfish, tell ICE to fuck off, and you can earn bonus art! tiltify.com/@lotusenta/v...

If you think it'd be fire to be used like a cum dumpster, you might be a cumster fire. If you burn grilled cheese, you might be a lunchster fire. If you have heart burn, you have a tumster fire. If cheese gives you heartburn, you have a meunster fire. If you found these funny, you're a punster fire.

I guess Vshojo just learned the hard way... *shades* Why you don't fuck with the mouse.

Car conversations with @lotusenta.gay Lotus: "I bet if Jesus was alive in the modern world, he'd be a suspiciously wealthy furry that commissions porn artists."

Y'ever build yerself a literal physical wall of "problems for later you"? ....send help.

Bad game design idea: 3D skill web. It's a skill sphere.

Here's a clip of @ashenswift.bsky.social having a reaction to just *smelling* the pickle balls.

What is my brain but a miserable pile of adhd?

TFW being so tired and adhd that your brain start playing mad libs with your sentences

Hot Coffee #art #GTA #talesof

I got my goal of $300 for #VTvsICE. I'm eating pickle balls. June 27th, 8:30pm eastern. FML. twitch.tv/lotusenta

My campaign for #VTvsICE is $16 away from our first milestone of $300. If I can get that today, I will be eating these hecking pickle balls tomorrow night live on stream with my facecam ON! charity.lotusenta.gay to donate! [ #vsky #vtuber #charity ]

My one complaint about getting a Nissan: everyone still closes my car doors like it's a Jeep. Please be a little nicer to my vehicle...

In an infinite number of universes, there will always be a number of them where Massachusetts has conquered the world. In those, everyone is a Masshole. This thought brought to you by ADHD. "What was I saying again?"

Random out of context @lotusenta.gay quote: "I don't care about the mouth penises." Y'know, reading this back makes it sound very different. XD

@lotusenta.gay ONLY SIX AWAY FROM PLASTIC DUCK DEATH BATTLES (RPG mode on Watch Your Plastic Duck) www.twitch.tv/lotusenta

i said i was feeling like angst [ #art #vartist #vsky #FuckNazis ]

@lotusenta.gay L: "Help me think of a word." A: "Deal breaker?" L: "Thank you, I knew it began with a D." A: "Everything begins with a D 😉" L: "Is that why they call it the big bang?"

This is the silly thing I've been working on. It also triggers off of chat saying it (on a cooldown, of course). [ #vtuber #vsky #vclips ]

Frodo was just Middle Earth FedEx.

Give me money and I, a disabled queer, will draw you shit. ko-fi.com/lotusenta/co... I even put up "sponsor an art piece" options if you don't have actual commission ideas. Or you can just throw some money directly at my face. ko-fi.com/lotusenta

i will not go back [ #art ]

Reposting with alt text because alt text is important.

Random thought: why do "care taker" and "care giver" mean the same thing? They're direct opposites.

Let's change the labels for funzies. People aren't thin or fat. They're aerodynamic or bouyant.

Why's the choccy milk gone?

It's not even noon, and there's already been too much day in this day.

Why does nobody teach taxes? Parents? Schools? Teach your kids how to file them, seriously. I don't get it, like, I know people have been taxed for thousands of years, but complex economic systems don't just become genetic memory.

I need more games that can be played bite sized but have a good feeling of progression. I love the feel of Balatro but I never feel like I get anywhere. I *LOVE* Warframe, and while it technically fits, I tend to play it in... not bite sized sittings.

I absolutely love being told I'm every door dasher's favorite person, though it's kind of depressing since I just do the basics of meeting them outside and bringing in my own groceries, and giving reasonable tips.

I love that weird sensation where listening to a soundtrack or band makes you wanna play a specific unrelated game just because it fits so well, and because I mod games so hard. Like Halo and Payday music makes me wanna play XCOM 2, and Sabaton makes me wanna play Rimworld.

Dreams are like animals. Some you have to chase down as hard as you can and tame them, some you have to wait patiently near until they get used to you, and some will just claim you and make you their human. If your first approach doesn't work, try a new one. You can do it. 😀

That's an absolutely gorgeous cosplay and the Snipetron is fantastic!

gen-ai is so blatantly stupid and unusable and there are still people lapping it up like starving dogs this shit sucks!! it sucks!! can't you see that??

Woooooooo! LR2. Onward and upward baby!

Starting the new year strong! The coffee maker decided it didn't wanna work today, so I changed its mind.

Time for my catchphrase of the year to hit again: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!

I helped doodle some of this!! Honestly, this DrawPile was one of the best so far, but they're always a good party time.

My partner said I had too much to drink while I was having an ADHD moment and was signing the cat a theme song. I'm insulted.