they've got some balls telling china to reduce their essential reserves to help ease a crisis caused entirely by US and israeli aggression

i'm reading this as microsoft having zero issue with the surveillance of palestinians, purely that it might expose them to legal consequences in europe. scummy organisation

seen that someone on here who liveblogged eurovision in previous years and called the boycott nonsense now supports it. finally doing the right thing but i do wonder what's changed

the swingometer reading 💦 as streeting's labour get 5 seats

how far does this bluesky dogpiling and harassment policy go? does polanski get protection from people making constant boob hypnosis jibes? or does he need to get a job at bluesky to ban people from mentioning stuff?

aaron has now mysteriously disabled quoteposts lol

where was this energy for molly shah?

lego general grievous is a serious collectable 😤

would genuinely be a better speech than his thousandth serving of word salad

does trump still do the insecure man hand crushing/jerk handshake thing or is the necrosis too bad now? if you squeezed his hand back it would just be like squishing a sponge full of pus

there are no bigger arseholes than the people who hounded molly shah off here after dreaming up a whole criminal conspiracy because they were irritated by mutual aid requests. absolute fucking pricks, all of them

ok but just those parts

some have genuinely not grasped the concept of racism being possible without slurs

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went through almost the whole day without seeing the ballsmaxxing thing. just completely oblivious. and i could've gone a lot longer

if Starmer wants to survive the next 48 hours as PM, he *must* finally reveal to the British public what his late parents' jobs were

he should've been judged by the drowned god

Get his ass!

"Mooning Lisa", bronze, by Nick Walker was exhibited at MShed Museum, Bristol, as part of their Vanguard:Street Art exhibition in 2021 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

I am once again thinking of the French girl attempting to say "Burger".

i think it's unfair to say the press should have been like a dog with a bone over reform racism when they've had so many urgent articles to write on zack polanski. they can't do everything!

there's no urgent task forces and funding for this. no new laws or promises to crack down hard on it because we just accept that men kill women, often very foreseeably, in a 'dem's the breaks' way

(doing the bare minimum) you have no idea what i go through every day

starmer needs to go. no-one should replace him. this happens by abolishing the party. this would result in a britain with no labour party; a big win all round

hearing from pundits that it's all the fault of voters who were expressly told to fuck off?

they're not desolate. delighted actually, at all the fleas they've managed to shake off

The logistics of tits and ass

This is the same Rosie Duffield who regularly claims to be too scared to attend events (including her own hustings) because of perceived political hostility

'i approached a gulabi gang in my pervert glasses. you won't believe what happened next'

banning smart glasses is actually the compromise option here by the way, as my preferred option is simply to find this man and [content redacted on advice of my lawyers]

just straight to seppuku, i can respect it

please Lord, all I want to see is some briefcase crying on tv

i'm normally against reposting our old tweets over here, but today's a good day to point out that I'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. and i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

it's necessary for labour to eat a huge amount of shit and that includes the briefcase-toting young labour freaks who idolise mandelson and aspire to never have real jobs

just reading through all the green party people labour have 'exposed' as based lmao

Saying MPs shouldn't drink on the job is a death threat, actually

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what's clark kent's problem?

'did you do the cartoon of the most antisemitic man in britain?' 'sure did, boss. real problematic, just like you asked'

it's a big club and you ain't in it

Hang on, when Rachel Reeves was accused of lying on her CV, the Guardian printed this.

wild how british journalism never identifies a famous paedophile not already dead or in prison but will go through your digital bins for a misleading claim about charity work if you try and do socialism

did you know that polanski never used to rewind his blockbuster video rentals? the man hates britain