need to study people who are still obsessed with the beckhams like it's 2003. there's a whole world of creepy celebrity fixation out there, you don't need to live in the cool britannia 3am era anymore

reactivating to share this. trans voices are barely heard even while we're busy being kicked around for political clout by abject weirdos and/or fascists. so shares are appreciated 🙏

i know hell, damn, bit-

why is imane khelif's picture, a woman who is not trans, being featured in so many news stories about the IOC ban on trans athletes?

it's meltdown march

I'm aware today is when some of you get paid, so thought I'd mention that I make things from reclaimed industrial brass :) peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/4436...

when someone accuses me, a white person living in a colonial country, of being a coloniser after i said i'm not involved

'i've disavowed colonialism. checkmate, other white people living in colonial countries'

that house needs to mysteriously burn down

the hardest part about separating the art from the artist is how i seem to have glued myself to this macaroni picture

we're doing so much podcast lately, you should give us money for all the podcast we're doing

hour into rambling press conference: [gurning at journalist] some say it's made of cheese? can you believe that? pete, can you say a few words on how we're going to assault this celestial body?

melts always do this. your attempted removal from society is nothing compared to being called a harry potter adult. the label 'racist' is more serious than the racism. telling an mp to fuck off is worse than the social murder that precipitated it etc etc etc

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

sora the mud explorer

how am i supposed to get properly riled if i can't find the op? 😤

Don’t watch Disney don‘t buy coca-cola don’t go macdonalds

Don’t let this slip please people

How global nuclear war could derail funko pop sales

my uncle montgomery is so based that he repeatedly orders the ringers in his baseball team to shave off the sideburns that they don't have

there's no off-ramp for this war, is there?

think it's actually melted trump's brain that iran won't be intimidated. surely more outlandish threats and ultimatums must work???

kids don't crack the top 10 of annoying people in pubs. have you ever been behind a toddler waiting until the end of their order to say '... and 4 pints of guinness'? you haven't

he's stolen rob delaney's bit

the most moral army in the world strikes again

Amazing how every single transphobe turns out to be a colossal fucking danger

chuck norris killed by ass friday?

wfh is officially good again. awoouuu (wolf howl)

What Bluesky lacks in cultural and social relevance, it will make up for with—- whatever this is —that makes them feel better. Cause that is easier than admitting that Bluesky is not welcoming to non white / non American people.

as well as palantir, he's got a company called valar ventures - the valar being the godlike beings who rule and shape the earth in lotr sure there's nothing to be read into that

going to be like 'who shot mr burns?' when this guy finally gets capped

'I'm not a person - she is. I'm sorry for being a victim, let's talk about the predator' is POWERFUL

wiping out iran's old guard leadership really does seem like some muslim brotherhood > hamas speedrun. their replacements will be younger and more radicalised than these old guys who only ever responded to israeli aggression in a very limited way

if you want assisted dying so much you're willing to risk mass social murder of the most vulnerable people in society but you're not willing to risk your own freedom by helping a loved one to get a glass of water and some pills i don't trust you and your priorities

we're so shielded from what the majority of israelis are actually like. all the polls show that the country is full of unapologetic pro-genocide, pro-rape freaks with zero respect for any non-israeli's humanity just like this

happy saint patrick's day everyone

Dispite who it is, this is a cunts behaviour 😳

ai: i see you've accidentally introduced some atmospheric shadow on your a-list actor's face. let me take care of that for you. ta-da!

dog develops telekinesis after tap water starts running pink

Painted for the first time in a while, just some quick birbs. Lolling at how angry he turned out

Space Morrissey