BRYN_BORANGA
@brynboranga.bsky.social
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here he is.
no point putting him in a prison cell. he'll just fall through the bars
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get rid of this disgusting pervert NOW.
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modern day Simpsons be like
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the robot that Sir Keir Starmer built in his own image, using his late father's tools, now stands poised and ready to eat him.
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he was only found out when he went for a PEW PEW
add a skeleton here at some point
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Dracula: I, am Dracula! me: bit formal, do you have a first name Mr Dracula? Dracula: Count Dracula! me: no, an actual.. [looks at his lanyard] ..Simon? Dracula: [hisses, hides lanyard with cape] me: Simon Dracula?
8 days ago
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George Peppard fancied the makeup lady on The A-Team set for years but never did acted on it. at the wrap party he went up to her and said "you wanna know why I never approached you? spoonerise this." he gave her a bag and left, never to return. inside was a shepherd's pie.
9 days ago
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BREAKING: 'One Foot In The Grave' legend Richard Wilson, 89, sleeps 'peacefully, at home' every night
9 days ago
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policeman: [in thick New York accent] Lord Mandelson, welcome to Heartfordshyerr police station where you will be remanded in custody, and I gotta warn ya - our CCTV ain't workin so good today
11 days ago
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BREAKING 🚨: Elon Musk reportedly 'possessed by Ronnie Corbett'
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11 days ago
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Ignore the critics - 'Melania' is sensational, with a powerhouse central performance by Cillian Murphy that is destined for Academy recognition
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14 days ago
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all I do each night is think. of all the times I've closed the door to keep the stench within.
14 days ago
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Thomas Skinner is really on a generational run of being a fat stupid cunt
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what authority does Porky Pig have to tell me what's 'all'. why are you in such a hurry to wrap things up eh. what the fuck are you hiding you shifty little smelly cunt.
14 days ago
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got Pavarotti's ashes from Vinted for an absolute steal - and yes before you ask, it is genuine and comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big man himself 🎶
15 days ago
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son is now getting into Michael Jackson. I don't mind as long as it stays that way round
16 days ago
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I am calling for a total and complete ban on old people in shops until we can figure out a way to make them less annoying
17 days ago
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it's time for us people from the 90s to finally accept that any hope of us being still considered young-ish in any way is totally and irrevocably gone
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17 days ago
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when you've been telling your nanna a funny story on FaceTime only to realise her camera froze 10 minutes ago
17 days ago
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no... NO
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who's going to be the first to request that Gregg Wallace do a valentine message on Cameo with his trousers down? or does that come as standard anyway?
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17 days ago
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Suella Braverman looks like the top 50% of her head is that of an attractive woman but the bottom 50% is that of that bald little cunt that says 'inconceivable' from The Princess Bride
17 days ago
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🚨 BREAKING: US President Donald Trump dies 'peacefully, in his sleep' at world premiere of 'Melania'
18 days ago
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I think you'll agree that this is a great use of the planet's dwindling resources
18 days ago
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an apology from Michael Fabricant
18 days ago
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the worst thing about Chinese New Year is the Chinese Hootenanny - this year headlined by Chinese Ronnie Wood
19 days ago
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imo one needs to be pronounced cream brulee or the other a crem egg. you can't have it both ways
19 days ago
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latest Board Of Peace member confirmed
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hey buddy. who ya got for the playoffs.
19 days ago
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shocking but I still think he's a true British hero RIP mate 🇬🇧
20 days ago
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me, before becoming a parent: if I ever have kids I'm gonna be such a cool parent, no fascist rules and boundaries man just love and freedom of expression me, as a parent:
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22 days ago
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looks like a literal pig that's really into Genesis
22 days ago
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#OTD
in 1992: Lou Carpenter causes a storm in Lassiters complex when he appoints his firebrand new lover Shirley as the new manager of Lou's Place
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genuinely thought this was Reece Shearsmith as Mrs Levinson
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23 days ago
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[the laptop guy from Sleaford Mods walking into a clothes shop] one 'Vegan As Fuck' t-shirt please
24 days ago
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Alistair Campbell dragging Rory Stewart out of an opium den by his hair and submerging him in a bath of icy cold water so they can record an emergency podcast about Thomas Skinner joining Reform
25 days ago
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has anyone else tried these since the dogshit redesign, and have they also tampered with the recipe or should I expect a product recall message soon stating that several dead rats have been found in the seasoning
25 days ago
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your lesbian aunt posing with one of the founders of Studio Ghibli at Comic Con
25 days ago
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MAKE DEPORTATIONS NICE AGAIN ❤️ ✨️🫶
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25 days ago
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Inspector Gabbage? I barely know her!
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I've got the five aitch one seven fives
27 days ago
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I've watched La Bamba, but not with real intent.
27 days ago
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Williamson once again dazzles with furious indignation ('NOT ARSED ABOUT MARMITE/ IF I WANTED SALTY BROWN SHIT ON MY TOAST I'D HANG OUT WITH BORIS JOHNSON/ OR JEREMY CORBYN/ MATE I'D BE STRAIGHT ON THE BOURBON/ VICTORIA COREN MITCHELL'S TITS GOT ME IN A RITUAL BLITZ OF ANTI WANKING MITTS/ FUCK OFF
27 days ago
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who up walking La Ramblas but not with real intent
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this, but also including ugly bastards. why should they get away with it scot free
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27 days ago
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[Chippendales in court] prosecution: on the charge of smuggling class A drugs rectally, the evidence is insurmountable Sir Mountable: umm not anymore it's not
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