A ha ha ha ha ha ha! Enshittify this 🖕🏻 dickwads! I accidentally clicked the co-pilot button in notepad, it tried to turn a 40 page podcast transcript into a shopping list. - - - Microsoft has a problem: nobody wants its poor AI products

Thank God, a bloke has turned up who looks like Spike Miligan wearing fake teeth and a false nose. He's fun, I'll look at him for a bit until I'm sober enough to drive away from this cringe-hole 😀

This lazy, skewed photo of a screen is how you'd see a murderer in a dream that was too boring to mention. It feels like the journalist has snapped a photo of a better journalist's screen and tried to rush the story out before them.

Christ, I'm in Spoons next to the least satisfying xmas dinner imaginable 🙃 Nan & Grandad are being ignored by 3x wanker grandkids they're taking out to dinner who are 20+ but arguing over them. No ones looked at Nan in 20mins—she probably wishes none of them were ever born, including her husband.

This sounds like a forgotten @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast character. He probably knows a thing or two about foreskins, Paul. Have a word.

#DoctorWho #TheWarBetween got *** in The Guardian from Lucy Mangan (who mostly reviews documentaries and advised 'ditching friends and family' to make Christmas easier 🙄). She thought it lacked subtlety—failing to realise who it was aimed at and the 'second-screening' it was trying to cut through.

Good morning, be careful out there…

It's so weird to see one of Ashens cheap microwave subs featured on my Google TV homepage with the same gravitas as ALIEN ROMULUS or BACK TO THE FUTURE II.

Wow, I really enjoyed both episodes of #TheWarBetween The Land And The Sea. Good explanation as to why they look so different to the Classic Who Sea Devils. An amphibian with gender fluidity was such a smart idea and sent a little chill up my spine. *****

Trump & The Melty-Faced Wrong'uns.

Oh, so that's why it's called that. #DoctorWho #TheSeaDevils

Typical, I needed the toilet as soon as The Sea Devils started. I always need a poo whenever I see Pertwee, I think it's his hair.

Looking forward to a remastered, less tedious cut of #DoctorWho and The Sea Devils on BBC Four shortly. Think it will be the first time I've watched live TV since King Charles' Coronation.

Beef Wellington crisps?! This is a bold claim—if I can't taste mushroom duxelles, parma ham and pastry I'm gonna kick off.

In order to spend the rest of December subjecting me to soppy Christmas movies, Sam has suggested we watch a #StarTrek movie tonight. She's an English teacher, so I'm torn between WRATH OF KHAN (Moby Dick, Paradise Lost) and UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY (Shakespeare, Murder Mystery). Which do you think?

She passes the test; an absolute pith-pisser! Now for a Gimlet.

Seems more like something Four would do, if you ask me. They weren't really Jelly Babies. #doctorwho

Let's try this Joseph Joseph bitch from Dunelm. £17. It's probably cheaper on Amazon, but fuck Bezos. I'll pay more. Hopefully it won't dissolve in my hands like it's made of cake—as all the others have done.

Not sure what to think about this Guardian article, it's short but goes all over the place, it has a point but the word 'mansplaining' has it's uses. If only to make me conscious of my prattling on and on—as I am quite verbose on the rare occasion I do socialise.

I laughed out loud at a #CarryOn Sid James Burger King meal on this weeks @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. I imagined it as a salad-less mutton patty cooked in scotch with a nicotine-flavoured bun. The box has a built-in fag stand and theres a pair of Barbara Windsors knickers to wipe your mouth on.

Some utterly fantastic mouth garbage on this week's Cheapshow Podcast: "a fine upstanding citizen foreskin. God bless the Admiral." It makes my brain go fizzy, I love it. I gotta me those Grinch fries 🍟

This is like something one of the Nazis would pick to be the Holy Grail in Last Crusade

I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.

Chucked the broom and it stood upright.... Is this a unident? @athleticomince.bsky.social

This is where zombies will come from…

The Emperor's New Brain… he doesn't have one.

Here's a million dollar idea, make a fucking elbow squeezer that doesn't snap! I get through about three of these a year. They're metal but they just break apart, as if I'm squeezing rocks.

YES. I am delighted.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery

I don’t watch QT as I find it gives me the Men’s Mental health, but I might change that next time Zack is on.

Good Morning 🙂! #sidjames #barbarawindsor #carryon

It's @cheapshow.bsky.social day (already!)

Sure, its Star Trek. I'll be watching. I'm sure I'm not the target audience for it, but that's all right. The franchise won't thrive just by targeting 50ish white dudes.

There's an entire galaxy to play in and multiple shows running at once, I think there's room for something more. Star Trek is for everyone. If you're complaining, then you've already had a Star Trek that was for you.

Reader, I had the brown sauce.

The word on the street…

VOLDEMORT vs JIMMY SAVILE

If you don't like this poster, then you have already had a version of Star Trek that was for you. You should let other people have a version of #startrek that's for them. Star Trek is for everyone.

I'm sad to see some people's reaction to this #startrek Starfleet Academy poster; saying "a Klingon would never do that" If (some) men can overcome a culture of toxic masculinity in 50yrs, surely Klingons can do it in 700yrs? Worf's entire character-arc is him doing stuff Klingons would never do.

Cut to the end; Gwyneth Paltrow is a self-centred idiot.

Last time Sam cleaned the bathroom I saw her spray Flash into the cupboard and close the doors. I tried to call her on it, because I knew she was listening to a podcast and wasn't concentrating, but she insisted she meant to do it. Now I clean the bathroom and just ignore the cupboard 🙃

It's a shame so many gyms are unattended nowadays…because someone really should come round and slap the man next to me who is SLOWLY WALKING BACKWARDS on a running machine in normal clothing, while people in running gear queue up waiting for him to finish taking the piss.

You may have heard of Elf on a shelf, get ready for… #startrek

Funky moped…

Look here…then listen! @socks.channel84.co.uk ep 58 is here! www.buzzsprout.com/1839612/epis... Ah, that should’ve been look here, click THEN listen. Yes. In that order.

F*** Everything else off! Sit down with CheapShow for 30 mins as we play The Price of Sh*te! (With legally troubling special guest) LIVE NOW on YouTube! @e-loud.bsky.social youtu.be/youoJUoIJF8