I'm not excited about Saturday Night Live UK at all really. It's good that more up and coming comedians are getting a shot—but of these I only really rate Ania Magliano and Larry Dean.

On the rare occasion I hear the name Lembit Öpik I automatically think of the Lady Gaga "Poker Face" parody from AS IT OCCURS TO ME. "Don't sit on my wonky-face. You'll fall off—it's asymmetric."

My most fondly remembered Original Trek movie and a fantastic political thriller. The special edition version has some important scenes missing from the theatrical cut, but also cheesy flashbacks.

Tom Baker pregnant with pause and dripping with sarcasm.

Every Sausage Everywhere All At Once

Sounds like a TV show. It probably wouldn't be chaotic enough for me and would only last one season.

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.' Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

Coffee induced poo-phoria really takes the edge off of Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Is this real? They're gonna call it 'W' just to troll Musk? 😆🤣 Sign me up!

My hand isnt even as nice as the stock photo example of a hand. I wish my hands were about £1200 nicer.

Sky One was shutdown in 2021… was it?! I refused to watch it in it's heyday because it was owned by evil cunt Rupert Murdoch and after that it just became irrelevant—but I assumed it still existed!

It's often hard to let Google News know why you DON'T GIVE A FUCK about a certain type of news story… but this was so easy!

Just applied for Jobseeker's Allowance. I'm trying to be positive about it while also expecting an interview where they ask why I'm looking for roles that pay £60k+ and then demand I take a cleaning job that's so far away it makes my life worse.

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Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis

Just sent this Canadian cassette of IRISH DRINKING SONGS… 😆 "Yeah just put a grinning toothless pisshead on the cover, that won't offend anyone." Track 2: "Whisky, You're The Devil"

Awakening Ukrainian artist Ivan Marchuk

I've heard so many great things about cult British sitcom NIGHTINGALES that I bought the DVD. But I've just watched the first 4 episodes… and frankly I'm quite bored 🫤

OMG 😱🤣 34 seconds into this video from yesterday, Donald Trump President of the United States of America AUDIBLY SHARTS HIMSELF AND THEN MAKES EVERYONE LEAVE. If it wasn't from Forbes I wouldn't have believed it. Not just an evil human being, but a pathetic and slack-arsed one too.

Finally, a photo of Nigel Farage in his true form, a cruel dead-eyed energy vampire

This is FRENCH TACOS. Yesterday's fries, Calvé sauce, cheese, crispy onions, German sausage, sliced gherkins, more sauce, more cheese. I impressed myself, 5*. We made one without gherkins and it just wasn't the same.

I did a Mystery Shopping assignment for Five Gentlemen yesterday and bought all the fries home, so we're making FRENCH TACOS tonight! Authentic French Tacos use minced beef, but we'll be using half-priced German Sausages smothered in French Algérienne flavoured Spanish sauce (made in Netherlands) 🇪🇺

I'm loving WONDER MAN on Disney+ at the moment, I just watched 5 episodes. A gripping and enjoyable drama, hugely cinematic and not at all what I expected from a Marvel TV show. So far, it's fantastic.

My Google Pixel 9A mysteriously failed last Friday. I activated the warranty online (no questions asked) and dropped it into DHL at a corner shop late on Sunday night. Now it's back first thing on Friday morning (96 hrs early) in a cool box with a nice repair note.

It's been an empty week, boring and full of nothing—but I felt genuine delight when I realised it's Cheapshow Day! I'm excited and rabid waiting for another episode of my favourite podcast! Please make it a good one, I've got nothing else going on right now. @cheapshow.bsky.social

I love how it looks lifeless, dead and creatively bankrupt.

Yeay! Zuckerturd's Creepy Metaverse full of children and perverts—that normal people have no use for—continues to lose billions 🤣

I loved the in-depth discussion of the term "shenanigans" on this week's Cheapshow podcast, the day after Starfleet Academy featured the fantastic line "They've shenaned once, they will shenan again!".

OMG! Dit dit dit dit #SauceReport! Saw these new Calvé sauces in seasonal section of Tesco Slough, which is gearing up for Eid. I got Kebab and Algérienne, as packaging shows FRENCH TACOS (fries and other leftovers in a toasted wrap). Is this an official sauce for French Tacos? @e-loud.bsky.social

My day was ruined when the radio came on the car and I heard the annoying voice of feckless turd and talent-vacuum Paddy McGuiness. I'm now cleansing my audio palette by re-listening to THE HOUSE OF PICKLES SOUND SHOW from December on Soho Radio, hosted by @e-loud.bsky.social. Deep joy.

‘I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry’

Lammy is saying things out loud that should be saved for a fucking memoir. Don't tell everyone why Trump backed down—it can only serve to enrage or embolden him and then we're right back to square one. Also, we know.

If you see this, post your green.

With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

#StarTrek Starfleet Academy was initially, meh. Episode 3 is pranks and Mugato costumes all the way down.

Careful, one of these little shitters must have gone the wrong way, cos I just sneezed it out—nasty!

Inaugural Board of Peace meeting is under way

Oh, the irony

I looked at this map and became ENRAGED.

My next door neighbour has done this amazing marketing for the pub he works at.

Too early to judge Gul Dukat's Civilian Government. #startrek

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

"It's too late, Stew. She's got your gametes!" #tmwrnj

J'member Dixons?

Quite proud of last night's dinner… Double veggie burgers from October (76% discount) with half price cheese on a half price bun with half price lettuce, half price tomato and 20p Big Mac Sauce. Side dish was a half price mushroom stuffed with half price bread(crumbs).

"So shines a good deed, in a weary world."

Everything sounds more romantic in French.

“One day, son, all this will be yours.” “What, the curtains?”