Bond will be a fresh-faced British actor

If we're doing a Bond In his younger days can we have the story where John Steed have him a thrashing for being a bully at boarding school ?!

youtu.be/AoWexi-DWFQ?... Look there's only one realistic way to do a young James Bond 😉

Oh just do a live action James Bond Jnr

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GF... I'm terrible Muriel

It's the second one

Hey customers I've served whilst on till today. If you could be really fussy over nothing, query every price even though I've explained any offers will come off at the end, spend ages looking for your points card, then spend even longer packing even though there's obviously a queue forming

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture...

Farage lies. He lies to fool people into believing his anti-migrant agenda. His lies should be publicly called out. He should be held accountable in parliament as an MP his spreading of misinformation has consequences. He is dangerous. His lies must be fact checked and called out publicly.

So how long for The S*n to say "Won't be as good as Daniel Craig " 'forgetting ' that they spent 9 months slagging Craig off then decided they liked him 5 seconds after watching Casino Royale ?

The ability to make any noun a verb to describe getting drunk "I got absolutely trouser pressed last night"

I was playing the right notes. I always play the right notes in the bigly order. Mr Preview is a nasty liar. I play Gregg the best better than Biden. Biden can't play Gregg or Shuchmacher or Chopping only me. Also I don't owe Peter Cushing money he owes me he performed on my show and he'll pay

Sounds just like a spoiled brat that didn't get his way. And if he wants to sue as illegal campaign contribution then next year when the democrats take back the House we'll just sue fox fake news propaganda channel as true arm of the republicants party. Oh yeah.

Lola rennt aka Run Lola Run youtu.be/8hYgxwmHbxA?...

Tucker and Dale Vs Evil

Halloween 3 Season of The Witch Hear me out The attempt to do an anthology series of movies based around Halloween is attempted here sadly it never took off. But apart noble attempt (& a pretty good film if you're willing to chance the earworm)

Kahn responding to Trump's criticisms I'm sure that Trump fans will takes theese comments in good grace as everyone is allowed an opinion and a turn to speak and won't have an absolute shit fit over it on social media

Feel the need to repost this.

Big Tasty The HipHiphopopotamus & Rhymenoceros MC Skat Kat Anthony Carmicheal Herman The Tosser (Not a big rap person but hopefully people can have fun working out where the above are from 😉)

Technically my favourite is by someone who's c*nted themselves so might be controversial Otherwise Hellblazer Grant Morrison's X Men run The original Thunderbolts Planetary Marvel's 80s Transformers (US/UK) a lot better then a toy advert should be

youtu.be/DMGl52-QtBk?... Notice the complete absence of gasps 😉

youtube.com/watch?v=3FiP... OTD 1990 Pet Shop Boys - So Hard (I do like the song BTW just this sketch does make me chuckle even my 15 year old take everything seriously self was amused by "Neil if you don't turn round right now I'm gonna have to put on my grumpy face")

Dear Companies/Organisations That Make People Set Up An Account To Apply For A Job Don't Bother To Send Them An Email Saying The Application Wasn't Successful Then 6 Months Later Send A Snotty Message Saying Their Account's Being Shut Down Cos They Haven't Used It Heres how you do that !!

OTD 1990: Pet Shop Boys – So Hard Great single. About a couple. Magnificent synths (half retro electronica, half contemporary stabs) Some of their best lyrics (not *just* for the innuendo, though obviously for the innuendo) And serendipitously future-proofed…

Another cliche that bugs me "They're saying it to get a reaction you getting angry is what they want " Oh so they can behave like an utter c*nt and that ok but I'M in the wrong if it ruffles me ok nothing bad can come of that I suppose Looks up the last 15 years "Wait a minute "

youtu.be/_xEjYI_y-a0?... Every so often "Social" Media will do something glorious like reminding you clips like this exist PS - Brace yourselves

What is the Rapture Histor Egg feather bird oeuf tit

youtu.be/WPwxgml0Q3A?... Thinking about all the Elon fans who cancelled their Disney + subscriptions in 2023 cos they pulled advertising off Twitter & it changing nothing seeing Jimmy Kinmel back on telly within the week

Watching #HappyEndings and see the producer is called Jonathon Groff it's not the one who played Rouge in #DoctorWho (was unlikely but it would have been quite cool)

The annoying thing about Wotsit Dave's speech is that there's people in the UK going "Yeah we DO suck"

Cw #HappyEndings This isn't going to be weird Yeah it's gonna be totes normal....... Except I just said totes !

It’s like the Kardashians hooked up with the Squid Game, gave birth to a Sopranos reboot and we’re supposed to pretend it’s the West Wing.

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Any opinions #DoctorWho (Nice ones it's been a git of a day )

We're missing the rapture Marge. The rapture

Thinking this was quoting Tori Amos before realising this is one from Strange Little Girls aka the covers album

Simon Groom with his self financed foray into the pop world - I Can't Help Falling In Love With You. They let him do this on Blue Peter...

Here's *my* copy, where's yours?

One person to tell one of these entitled deluded bullshitters to their face to belt up and fuck off. Just one. Once. That's all it needs.

youtu.be/fn4jIlFwuLU?... Oh like you don't know who this is aimed at

And yet still no VR5 reboot !

(Adopts Peter Serafinowicz voice from Shaun of the Dead) & I'm thinking it ............ AGAIN!