Is that even still make up? Cos obviously I can’t tell if he’s just smeared his own shit all over his face, but if he DID smear his own shit all over his face, that’s what it would look like…

my main problem with the "british food is bad" jokes are that it's old and really dated material. it's not really true, but more importantly, it's hack

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Best way for us all to combat Trump? 1) Boycott all US goods 2) The UK rejoining the EU - which is increasingly likely, so join the national campaign 👇👇

The President is a monster.

It’ll be okay, but five years later Ryan Reynolds will do a movie in which Will Scarlett digs him up again while wisecracking to the camera.

Honest to god.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Look, it makes strategic sense; if Venezuela has huge reserves of teenage Latin American beauty pageant contestants, then access needs to be secured to that supply, if necessary using military force.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]

This is coming up in January for @mitchbenn.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/mitch-...

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

Yeah; I signed out of a couple of discussion groups on FB because most religious apologists just DON’T engage with anything you say, they just trot out the same talking points we’ve debunked a thousand times over…

Haven’t done one of these for a while, and never tried it on here, so let’s see if it works: ngl.link/mitch_benn1 Ask me anything anonymously:

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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

Lies, distractions, fake drama, staged assassination attempts, corporate overlords, and oligarchs. Let’s start the process of leaving it all behind in 2026! #Midterms #voteblue

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/

youtu.be/bnDgSVPVHEw?... #2025 #comedy #mitchbenn #comedysongs #bandcamp

This is how you do it folks

Let me tell you a secret Ive learned about MAGA from my MiL. She doesn’t blame Trump for anything. Now she blames immigrants. (Even though she was one.). But more than that, she doesn’t really blame immigrants. She blames Democrats. And why? Because she believes that a vote for President

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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬

The two awkward truths both sides deny: the Right will never acknowledge that success and failure *always* largely comes down to good & bad luck rather than effort, and the Left has difficulty admitting that there’s really only SO much that we can ever do to address this…

There’s divorced, then there’s Laurence Fox, THEN there’s this:

Watching the 1975 Morecambe & Wise Christmas Show (it’s on iPlayer and reflecting on how MUCH British TV comedy of the following decades it influenced, even when that comedy was part of a movement supposedly reacting against the likes of Eric & Ernie…

This is literally what the Telegraph campaigned for.

Achievement unlocked

You boy! Is THIS the right day for this meme?

For some reason I can’t reply to this, so quote-crashing to say I’ve always wanted to hear The Cure’s Christmas album and in fact if they don’t do one I may have to do it myself

This year’s Presidential Christmas card.

There are those driven by love and those driven by hate - sadly, the base simplicity of hate means it is platformed so often because it travels fast and thoughtlessly, thankfully I know far more people who have the courage and strength to be driven by love

UK is VERY familiar with this song this time of year, but not sure the rest of the world is as aware of the greatest Christmas track of all time… You’re welcome! youtu.be/WM7M7zSMJcw?...

Well that’s cheered me up no end

They can redact and play games but it doesn’t change the fact that the President of the United States is a child rapist.

If you can get to this, I 100% recommend going. Mitch is amazing and powerful in his performance.

Near Droitwich? Want a Christmassy thing to do tonight? If so go and see this. You absolutely will NOT regret it. Mitch brings the story to life with passion, humour and warmth. A terrific timeless story told exceedingly well. #christmascarol #dickens #christmas #theatre #comedy #scrooge

DROITWICH SPA MITCH BENN brings his electrifying one man version of Dickens’s A Christmas Carol to the Norbury Theatre TONIGHT (Friday 19th) #AChristmasCarol #ChristmasReels #Dickens #TheatreReels #ViralReels #Storytelling #ChristmasinDroitwich

Fantastic show tonight. A tour-de-force!

Congratulations and hoorah! to @mitchbenn.bsky.social for the tour de force of #AChristmasCarol tonight @anthonyburgess.bsky.social Heartfelt, funny and thoroughly enjoyable.

If you’re near Droitwich you have one more chance to see this excellent show tomorrow night. (19th Dec) www.ticketsource.co.uk/norburytheat... @mitchbenn.bsky.social

Mags and I are in Manchester to watch the marvellous Mitch Benn perform his one man version of “A Christmas Carol” using the same abridged text that Dickens himself used when he performed it. Mitch is seriously talented and well worth following. #Excited #Christmas @mitchbenn.bsky.social

”A Christmas Carol” performance by the amazing @mitchbenn.bsky.social is just about to start…