That rarest of things in a head of state, a proper good egg.

The first step towards saving our precious BBC: remove Robbie Gibb from the board | Ed Davey

Everybody’s talking ‘bout those Kinki books, Kinki books, Kinki books

They also serve who only stand and wait for a bus

This is strongly reminiscent of when some people call common decency “virtue signalling”.

Sky News just had Kelvin Mackenzie on, former editor of The Sun, one of the people at the centre of probably the most disgraceful front page in newspaper history, complaining about BBC journalists not being objective and 'fake news'. Astonishing. ~AA

Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: I've been distorted, I've been misrepresented, and I've been quoted accurately, which is perhaps the most appalling.

Can’t believe the BBC misrepresented Trump by broadcasting the things he said

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

To be fair, zero is a meaningful number. It means he was lying.

“And you say I can’t be speaking in a photo. Is there any way I can still be committing a hate crime?”

The company that can’t survive unless it’s allowed to steal all human creative endeavour also can’t survive unless it’s given all human money. Only then can mankind have the automatic noncing machine.

Such is the stupidity of this administration I initially read this and wondered why they thought they'd need nearly 11,000 planes.

The elderly gentlemen with the bright purple faces seem gradually to be declining in number for some reason

The cat's about to push him off, isn't it.

Would that he were as clever as a tuber.

If it’s not called And Another Thing don’t bother

This is how I find out we’re annexing Poland?

Ah, we lost Lee Tamahori. If you’ve not seen Once Were Warriors, do so.

Noem turned to the president, her face ashen. “Sir, if they get the sandwiches, this is over.”

The United States is currently suing the United States to prevent the United States from feeding American citizens.

The most corrupt administration in American history.

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

Bridget Phillipson MP being asked, on Sky News, about Zohran Mamdani’s historic win as New York mayor.

“Stop getting Alan wrong”

#celebritytraitors spoiler alert. Joe, putting in the hard yards of repeated tough unglamorous muddy work to set his team up for an unlikely victory. Nick:

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

“…and the inaugural prize for FIFA Best Clever Brave Donald in the Whole World goes to Maria Corina Machado”

They’re having to label everything for him now. That’s quite an advanced stage.

Can’t quite believe the Chancellor is seriously considering slashing support for home energy efficiency as a way to cut fuel bills 👀. Locking people into cold & leaky homes which will cost them more to heat & decimating the insulation industry at same time. Total madness 👇

“It can’t possibly be offering nothing that the kids don’t like. It must be the way I’m offering it.”

Hey, we saw you from across the bar, and really dig your vibe

“…right here is where I start crying.”

They can use the same “Here lies Dick Cheney” sign that was presumably on his office door throughout his career.

You're shooting angels in the face in heaven now. 😢

mugger: *points gun* your money or your life me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix mugger: no i mean- me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital

"Factchecking Trump on '60 Minutes'" In today's 'First Draft' morning newsletter from Zeteo, I counted and debunked at least *17 obvious, brazen lies* that the president told CBS's Norah O'Donnell, and that she just let slide:

Just a little reminder to American experts on crime in the UK that the homicide rate is 5 times higher in the USA than it is here.

I predict the answer to the next Wordle will be HOVEL or another word of the same length.

Our little *checks notes* President of the United States is growing up so fast!

time to put away the halloween decorations

I only see one person who’s hitting the pipe here, Musky. Seek help.

Goodwin’s Law is where the first person to be Matt Goodwin loses the argument.

Admiral of vice sounds like the one title he should keep though

Brexit was just a scheme to sell hot dog costumes

The final Turing test: Deliberately being shit at chores so you’ll just do them yourself

The people on the right getting mad at Tucker Carlson for hosting Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes on his podcast don’t seem to have gotten mad at all at Donald Trump for hosting Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes at his home for dinner. Funny that.

This fucking lunatic hasn’t taken not getting a peace prize well.