See you after the man from Mars has been. youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

“I guess” is the key phrase here. And putting it politely, that guess will never be an educated one.

For future pub quiz reference, I’ve checked and the Intervision song contest was won by Duc Phuc. That’s Duc Phuc.

Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!

If you vote for Reform, if you think they have a point, if you are even considering voting for them, you're a racist. No excuses, no exceptions. Fucking sick of it. Own what you are.

Anyone voting for this racist shit who’s confused or in denial about what it amounts to needs firmly setting straight. Everyone else, including the Labour Party: this is the “Which side are you on?” time which perhaps you hoped would never come

To be fair to him, that does seem to track.

Thought I’d spend some time ranking Laurel and Hardy. Hopefully I’ve included your favourite. 1. Laurel 2. Hardy

This giant toddler just never developed theory of mind.

The Dead Ringers tour is very good. #insightfulreviews

He’s wearing that because he’s bard (barred). Send skeet. 17 RTs. 1205 Likes

Aberbaijan is an extremely bellicose small village in Wales.

Unreliable by design. Thank you for all your IP, and keep the billions coming.

Crying at the noise the commentator makes at this free kick.

“BlueSky is just an echo chamber. At least, that’s what I read on Truth Social.”

Yes, Starmer has waited an obscenely long time to recognise Palestine, but maybe he’s just been trying to challenge himself by letting Israel make it practically unrecognisable first.

i don’t think people on bluesky understand the severity of this situation. i woke up to literally hundreds of texts from friends and family thinking about either moving back home to india or applying to other countries for jobs. this includes me.

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon being deported twice in 24 hours - first from Colombia, then from Panama - because he’s deemed a national security threat, just a week after he led a march calling for migrants to be deported, is the kind of schadenfreude we can all savour.

What fresh hell is this

#alwayshenry #neverdyson

TRUMP: That's why I sued the New York Times two days ago for a lot of money KARL: A judge just threw that out TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.

“Actually, I’m more of a dog person.” - Anubis

Stupid orange chicken baby.

Looks like Sean Bean’s not in the new series. Pass.

President Trump today claimed that this year Britain will invest more than $17 trillion in the United States. That’s more than half of the entire US GDP. But most importantly, the United Kingdom's GDP was approximately $3.6 trillion in 2024.

Imagine being held in such low regard that nobody tells you you’ve come out in public with your makeup looking like that.

Starmer should be asked about this repeatedly till he confirms or denies the claim

Bit late for that, he already got in.

Only one of these people has come out of this well.

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: He cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no org called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path or no membership. Also there is no terrorism law in America. Ask Luigi. He wants to call anyone a terrorist. That’s Fascism. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

"This is not dialogue. This is licking his boots."

"Ah, there she is!"

"It's so dark in here that I can't see the First Lady. Could you switch on that lamp?"

Shouldn’t have watched Starmer and Trump’s presser before I’d had my tea. Bit Tom-Dick now.

This is the best yet 😹😹😹

Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done wonders for his ankles. Fair play.

We’re being spoiled for Timkey episodes of RHLSTP lately.

Vance Says It’s a ‘Statistical Fact’ the Left Commits Most Political Violence. The Actual Stats Show He’s Lying Political violence is overwhelmingly committed by the right, not the left, in the US. Just ask the experts, the DOJ, and even Trump’s own appointees: zeteo.com/p/jd-vance-p...

The tour ends with Trump shuffling into a dimly lit room in the Curfew tower. The door slams behind him. A small bear in a duffle coat turns slowly to meet his gaze. “Hello at last, Donald,” he whispers, extending a paw as the bell begins to toll.

“Go on, try and take his sword, Donald. See what happens.”

Wow, first time I've seen him underwater in this poll with white people. He has negative disapproval across every possible cohort.

Trump: “Smart people don’t like me”