Reader, the horse only went and bloody won. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This story has been consistently reported, but seems not to have really broken though - it’s ASTONISHING. An asylum policy that caters specifically and essentially exclusively to white people from a country in which they’re safe.

Anthropic is Nan in the classic Harry Hill bit: - I was in the car with my Nan, and every corner we go round, she's going... “We're going too fast, we're gonna crash! We're going too fast, we're gonna crash!” In the end, I said to her, “Nan, for pity's sake, move over, I'll drive.”

Elric/Corum/Hawkmoon/Cornelius/Bastable, - multiple shows, the whole eternal champion thing. Also, an anthology series based on songs by The Fall

Think Repton was the first, text adventures aside - everything else I was playing before tended to be open-ended or just loop. Years later, worked with the creator for a few months.

Imagine having a megaphone that large and pretending you’re silenced.

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

He dances like he commits crimes: like nobody is watching.

Donald “tariffs on the whole world” Trump says sanctions on Russia would damage the global economy.

Fair play to the lady on the right #totp

Jools playing the moogy woogy #totp

RIP Ripper & Gently Benevolent, the brilliant Anthony Head.

Another exciting opportunity to invest in vapourware, barely rephrased in the challenges section.

There is a small minority of English people who want this debate, unfortunately they are all columnists.

61% of all political donations in the last quarter came from just 14 people Reform took in £9.3m from a handful of super rich donors British democracy is being bought. We urgently need action to take the money out of our politics

"Look, we don't know what that small child had done to provoke the beloved robot"

Barely sentient

Stop fighting it and go towards the light, Donald

Man sacked as chief nonsense identifier

The undisputed master of being photographed through car windows.

Andrew Mountbattered-Windsor.

My nervous system is 116 times longer than your reflecting pool. Your move, dickhead.

Gosh that's gonna take years, surely

STANTON: Kushner's firm has raised more than $6b, including $1.2b over the last year. Are you aware of how much of that has been raised from foreign nationals? RUBIO: I don't know anything about it S: The answer is 99%. Are you concerned about a conflict of interest R: Jared is a private citizen

They have a high likelihood of rapidly being the same colour as Marco Rubio.

In the land of the blind, the one armed man shouldn’t even be in this proverb as he's the guy who murdered Harrison Ford's wife in that movie and tried to frame him for it. Meanwhile, somewhere a confused man with one eye is being taught to fish in a totally different proverb.

He no longer has the mental capacity to mask his psychopathy, so we’re hearing “I don’t care” a lot more now.

Miliband gets some credit here for just jettisoning the phone number Mandelson had for him.

Oh well, at least the tins in the pantry are still appreciating.

🤔

“Stop punishing your parrot dear, the vicar’s here.”

“I meant to slam my hand in the car door actually, I enjoyed it.”

Ingesting food like an optimist

It’s OK everybody, the credit card companies are fine

Curious from the Guardian. I didn't "warn the party" - it wasn't a party meeting! I said progressives needed to separate those thinking about voting Reform from the Reform leadership. I didn't say we "need to seek to understand" - pretty clear it's about inequality. Other than that - perfect!

The PSG fans don’t seem terribly happy about winning.

The insane hateful ramblings will continue until morale improves. Happy 250th, America.

They’ve calculated that they only need the votes of the truly thick.

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

L: Consistent with gunshot injury R: Consistent with shaking hands

FLESH-EATING SCREWWORM “SAFE FOR USE IN EAR” SCREAMS SECRETARY OF HEALTH

RIP Marcia Lucas. And thank you. x

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

Caught reading your autobiography, which says a lot more about you than about me.

I’m sure it’s because he’s spending all his time with his constituents.

The lol and the roflcopter