@foxtonrox.bsky.social hey pal. Just tried another pizza on the proper pizza setting and with a stone. I stand corrected, made a HUGE difference Temp up to 275 and a proper crispy base now, although my smoke alarms went off twice

Did your family ask you to move away because you're such a cunt?

@gralefrit.bsky.social Tond... Mate, listened to that in a bright and public gym and it still gave me the willies. Great stuff

Started watching Dirty Business yesterday. Absolutely rage inducing. I hope as a consequence of this show, these scummy fuckers at the water companies become as famous as that Temu Beaker from the Post Office.

I'm not watching the Brits but it's quite pleasing to see that Jack W presenting it is going down like a cup of cold sick

I mean... bloody hell lads Olive and pepperoni for my little girl Pepperoni, onion, chorizo and pepperoni for me, with jalapeños and basil #throb

One thing I am not globally known for is patience. I don't possess an abundance of it, and especially when people are just being... useless. Take today. I took my kids to their swimming lessons. They have a strict policy of no outdoor shoes in the changing area, and I forgot my sliders. Bugger...

A story of pure happiness in four parts.

Mrs Wife is lunching with her ladies, and my son is at a playdate. So daughter and I have important plans: - Make cookies - Make pizzas from scratch - Watch Gladiators Ideal

Just bought my tickets for London ComicCon

Today, I've spent a fair amount of time thinking that the stingray who bumped off Steve Irwin to this day has zero idea what it has done. What a bastard

@girlabouttown.bsky.social a very merry birthday to you

@mi55lmunster.bsky.social the merriest of birthdays my pedigree chum

I just left a rather splendid work do to sit in another pub on my own for a bit as that's the kind of rock and/or roll gnome i am, motherfunsters

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@sminkypinky.bsky.social Thank you for the crossbow killer podcast recommendation! Halfway through the last episode now, was really interesting

Went for a walk along Southbank at lunch and went to the outdoor book and art stall, found these beauties - films reimagined as pulp novel covers. They'll go reet smashing with my slowly growing pics on my home office wall

Lolcats

I have a medical today, and I have no idea if I need to fast or not as they didn't tell me. Last time they didn't tell me, so when they said 'did you fast' and I said 'no' they said 'well you should have, we can't do this now' Because I'm just supposed to know that So I'm fasting and furious

Recommended a podcast series to a friend. They go through them like I go through sausages. So it was great when they messaged me to tell me how much they enjoyed it, and tell me the ending, which I haven't got to yet

Impossible to choose one Come And See Men Behind The Sun Nekromantik The Coffee Table Eden Lake Snowtown

Round the inlaws and have taught my son how to play the Halloween theme on his granddad's piano

Saturday nights for me now: takeaway, cider, and watching Sabre - I mean Gladiators - on the sofa. Bliss

Must have been a hell of a kicking

I'm clearing out the garage. I can't tell you how much #throb I have for this most daddest of all the dad tasks

Perfect time for my 'Brian Might, more like' gag #totp

Bunch of lads with way too much wet look gel and not a clue with what to do with themselves during this shite #totp

Oh my days, I forgot about ginger spice's debut shenanigans Cringe Still fancied her the most out of The Spicey Girls, mind #totp

Christ I hated this song #totp

Bluesky today

My proudest moment in my whole Twitter career

Just bought a packet of biltong from a pub. Utter bullshit. My homemade biltong is much better. Better get some in the box soon, and some homegrown cider, boozed all my last batch

I tell you what, Duolingo can stick his streak freezes right up his feathered south-mouth, the stalking, harassing strigiformes prick

Just had a terrible time viewing classic art by the likes of Monet, Degas and Van Gogh - for free - in crime-ridden hellhole London, where slightly tired looking men scare the shit out of limp, grifting politicians Bound to have an awful time getting pissed with friends in amazing pubs now

Thing I'm most looking forward to is the weird Prince Nonce sympathisers that are bound to come slithering out

I bet he feels really silly about his sweaty Pizza Express story now, eh?

Back down the local 'Spoons

'AI is here to stay and it will change the world'! Also AI:

Timeline synchronicity

Morning

Spirit of the 80s jigsaw I think faxes were still a thing when I started this

Was thinking if Good Boy had a cat as the subject instead of a dog. Film would be five minutes of the cat owner being killed instantly by the evil as the cat looks on, bored, then 65 minutes of the cat wandering around before eating the corpse's face

Would love some true crime/investigative journalism podcast recommendations please Recent ones I enjoyed include Hunting Warhead In the dark - blood relatives Kill List The Coming Storm

Last night's #horror - Good Boy (2025) A loyal dog tries to protect his ill owner from supernatural forces when they move to a rural home. Genuinely creepy in places, and Indy the dog is so bloody awesome you're rooting for him the whole way through.

Oven baked smoked haddock with butter and dried herbs. The Sunday breakfast of champions

A 'just need to pop to the shops for some coffee beans' worked as a ruse to get a Vally-T gift for Mrs Wife And glad I did, as she got me this rather smashing salmon tshirt

Imagine if he left on a small boat A literal one Like a matchbox

According to a barely disguised hint earlier from my wife, I have failed the 'we're not actually getting each other anything for Valentines day, are we?'

The only people pricks like him are appealing to are people who live nowhere London and have never been there, but call it a 'war zone' which has 'no go areas' because fuckwits like him said so