Me all day: "I'm so tired" Also me, at 2am, taking a quiz to find out what kind of cheese I am:

My Twitter has been hacked and I’m fucking RAGING at my stupidity.

www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850... I’m on my bullshit again. More items added and lots of reductions, shares would be ace, thank you 🙏🏻🖤😘

Said it before and I’ll say it again. Don’t be giving it the big ‘un all over your socials about the National being cruel if you aren’t doing the same about the other 364 days of racing. You can’t just pick one race to kick off about once a year, makes you look stupid.

@tinanotthewife.bsky.social Happy Birthday Tina! 😍😍 Have a wonderful day lovely 💐💐💐🍷🍺🎂😘😘 xxx

ko-fi.com/kayrobson It’s time to celebrate our wonderful Mothers! ❤️💐 treat her to a hand made, unique tote bag! Have a look at my shop 🥰🥰🥰

What a gorgeous day 🥰 sunshine, fluffy white clouds and birds singing their little hearts out. Needed ❤️❤️❤️☀️☀️☀️🐦‍⬛🐧

I’m gonna have a right hot Indian tonight for my Birthday treat but not RIIIIGHT hot cos I don’t want my bum hole to complain.

When I was in the Cavern earlier a woman who was with her other half tapped me and said that if I was alone I could always sit with them. I said thank you, but but I was fine. She walked back to her table. The more I think about it the more annoyed I’m getting. Did I fucking

Bought a new suitcase for my hols next month because I don’t want to be lugging one the size of a fucking Winnebago about. I’ve got smallish cabin size or Winnebago, neither are acceptable for a week.

Stolen from The Twitter.

Here’s one for #BlueSkyMonday, a Red Kite photographed against last years summer skies #birds #thegardenjungle #wildlifephotography #birdwatching #shropshire #UKwildlife #birdphotography #canon #photography

www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850... Me again, I’m sorry. I’ll still be very grateful for any shares 🙏🏻😘🖤

@vimtotime.bsky.social sending you so much love, Katie. 💔❤️🐈 xxx

ko-fi.com/kayrobson Please have a look at my shop! I will be adding more bags soon and will be making little clay trinket dishes so watch this space! 🥰🥰🥰 all reposts much appreciated 😘🌈😘🌈😘

Is this ai

ko-fi.com/kayrobson Please have a look at my shop! I will be adding more bags soon and will be making little clay trinket dishes so watch this space! 🥰🥰🥰 all reposts much appreciated 😘🌈😘🌈😘

Indeed.

Tripped up the top step of the bus, lads.

Yay for AI 😁😍

www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850... I know I’m a pain but it really does work when people share. Please and thank you 🙏🏻🖤

Yesterday, I was told by a man who refers to himself as ‘alpha male’ to “button my lip” That went well for him.

If you’d be so kind as to re-post, I’d be very grateful ☺️

www.vinted.co.uk/items/791221... Anyone into making jewellery?

www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850... Hi, it’s me again 🤭 Christmas is done so my account is live again. I’d love shares, if that’s ok🙏🏻🖤🥰

He looks like the template for every single Garbage Pail Kid card

I fucking detest when people say “guess how much” and you’ll say “I have literally no idea, tell me” and they say “NO, GUESS” How about you fuck off into the sun you silly cunt.

QUEEN

@vimtotime.bsky.social Happy Birthday Katie! 💐💐🥰🥰🦁🦁

Have my Christmas boat!!

Merry Christmas to everyone! 🥰🎄🥰🎄🥰🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Just seen Ickle Tommy Ten Names referred to as "Ewok Powell" Tremendous

Glassesface

www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850... Reduced some bits, shares are welcomed 🖤🫶🏻🖤

It starts with them looking shocked with an “oh” then they say either “I bet you’ve seen some aggro” or “got any tips?”

ko-fi.com/kayrobson Right! It’s officially Christmas tomorrow! 🥰🎄🎅🏻 have a look at my shop to see if there’s anything you would like as a gift for a friend or family member! All hand made, all unique! RT’s are ❤️

Come with me back to my hometown of Newcastle for a truly chilling poltergeist case. It's 1997, and a house of disaffected goths are about to experience something that really will make their hair stand on end😱👻😱 Uncanny | Listen on BBC Sounds

"The Festive Big Green Book Swap" is back! Let me know the kind of stuff you like reading. I'll match you up with someone with similar taste. I'll post you both a book I think you'll both like (+ choc & tea)! Read, chat & eat choc! Just £15 DETAILS HERE! biggreenbookshop.com/index.php

Monday so far. I’m running slightly late. The bus is late. Now the driver has stopped and turned the light out. There’s a creature sat in front of me with his phone on very loud and he stinks and is coughing everywhere. AND IT IS PISSING DOWN.

Do you like mi new spektiklay?

www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850... If you’d be so kind as to share, I’d be *ever* so grateful.

The lads.

#RoyalAlbertDock #RiverMersey

One last mooch before my train. I don’t want to leave!