Tempted to get an egg mayonnaise sandwich Deliveroo’d.

Would you like to see what greeted me in my hotel room last night? Brace yourselves.

I’ve torn my tights, so have taken them off. In the middle of a bar. Earned myself a free drink. Cheers

Getting ready to go out tune: open.spotify.com/track/2W1ClV...

We’re not going out until 7pm. I’ve already started getting ready.

First tune of the day. Slow, easy start to my Friday, as I’m off out, out in town tonight, with one of my besties. open.spotify.com/track/3Vu6Ie...

Teatime tune™️ open.spotify.com/track/7hnqJY...

I’ve done a bit of gallivanting & fannying about today. It’s perked me right up 💃🏼

It would seem that some people have not been asked what five things that they like. So, @justj1974.bsky.social @theresa-c.bsky.social @seamusmcclusky.bsky.social Please list what 5 things you like, and if you can be arsed, tag some people you follow 😁

PLEASE follow John's suggestion about pausing this at 35 seconds. It is extraordinary stuff.

5 things that I like. (Catching up on my TL, it seems practically everyone in the BS universe has done this, so I’ve not tagged anyone. Sorry.) 1. Music 2. Modern Art 3. The coast 4. Being kissed & cuddled 5. Sunshine

I’ve only been asleep for three hours (sort of standard for me at this time of the night) but for some reason, instead of going back to sleep after nipping for a quick wee, I’ve decided to catch up on my TL. This will either prove to be a genius idea later on, or a bloody nightmare 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cannot recommend highly enough. Run to the bookshop

Lunch. (Bubblegum, Cookies & Cream. Rum & raisin, coffee latte) #IceCream #Rossi #Southend

First win of the day. I have convinced a friend to go to Southend with me, because I am desperate for a Rossi ice cream🍦

Wow.

When you have a bit of a crush on someone, but they use ‘of’ instead of ‘have’.

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From today,the sun won't set before 6pm again until late October. ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️

Seasonal affective disorder sounds fake, until you get a random sunny day in February and you realize you've been lifeless inside for months. #SAD

Family Luke O’nien #FACup #PlayerofTheMatch #Sunderland

So. A friend of mine has sent me a pic, of a portrait that the ex has had made for Valentine’s Day. It shows him & the latest idiot to fall for his lie, as characters in Bridgerton. I nearly fell off my chair laughing. I want to share it with you, but that’d be really mean, wouldn’t it? 🤔

Gosh, this woman is as strong as they come. Fantastic article

I’ll just leave this here.

First tune of the day. Been humming it since I woke up, so why not? open.spotify.com/track/71qftc...

Who said romance was dead? (Although, tbf, I did ask for these.) I hope everyone has some love in their lives, not just today ♥️

TENPOINT TUDOR WAS RIGHT THERE

Two weeks today, Tina’s inspired me but of course you can think fuck off you cunt and I’ll be non the wiser! www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

What is this madness? 🤔

Muted Friday 13th bad luck shit, and a third of my timeline has disappeared 😕 It’s all a load of old bollocks.

I don’t know what this means? Have I woken up too early?! 🤔

This time last week I was in Plymouth. Some of Beryl Cook’s painted characters, rendered as 3D statues, dotted around the city.

Teatime tune™️ open.spotify.com/track/4BP3uh...

I’m going *out, out* next Friday, with a girlfriend I haven’t seen for ages. I’m already starting to think about what to wear.

I’m awake at this ridiculously early hour. It’s just not right.

Only tune needed today. This breaks my heart, every time. open.spotify.com/track/5B5eTk...

MY BIG CLEAR OUT! Here are 3 shelves of my books in A-Z order by author. You can have any 2 for £10 (free P+P). Please share (and buy). UK only.

I might start making ‘Tina Tuesday’ a thing.

Scratched my glasses. Told the wife I don't know how. It was trying to get the last dregs out of a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle, and the rim scuffed my lens. £130 repair. Lesson: Don't rim bad boys.

Teatime tune™️ Bit late today because of afternoon shenanigans. Worth the wait though for this beauty. open.spotify.com/track/21FFj5...

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Good post day. (My neighbours will get to enjoy this as much as I will.) #Kasabian #CalvinHarris #Vinyl #RedVinyl

Post a banger not in English - open.spotify.com/track/2d8D7u...

As queen of the procrastinators, I’ve decided to have another couple of hours of sleep before I set off 😴

I have to leave Devon today. Sad times 😢 But I’m coming back down to Cornwall three weeks on Thursday. Glad times.

www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850... Me again, I’m sorry. I’ll still be very grateful for any shares 🙏🏻😘🖤

I’ve just sat on his lap. I think he liked it. #Plymouth #Barbican #BerylCook

Slightly forgiven now, as they’re playing a bit of Luther Vandross. Anyhoo, here’s what else I’ve woken up to this morning. Bloody weather.