Why would people come to an office with THE LURGY the day before Christmas Eve????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

SOMEONE HAS PUT RUBBER DUCKS IN A CAR PARK PUDDLE AT WORK AND IT WAS NOT ME

A made a cup of tea for the man fixing our printer. When I hand over a brew, I swap to holding the cup body so the recipient can take the handle. But he put his hand out flat to receive it. I stood staring at his hand for what felt like 5 hours until he gave in and took the handle. As you were.

Meat man is here 👋🏻🥩

Morning. Meat man is here 👋🥩

@thros.bsky.social [excited squeaking noises]

I have received some festive drinks !

My work colleague asked me to text her when the Christmas meat hampers arrived at work. Turns out I took her number down wrong and I have sent a really ominous text to a stranger

I built this fridge mountain to stop the cats sitting up there. It did work till today...

Much like when I put my hat on it to stop Snoopy and Alf sitting on it but it became a cat bunk bed

I put my chair in front of my record player to stop Sue sitting on it

It’s good getting up early because you can look at more memes

Smiley girl

Cheez said have a nice day & don’t work too hard

Cheez said that happiness doesn’t come from relationships it comes from AMPSTERZ

Sue is in a mood

Happy Solstice everyone 💘🔥🎄

👁️ 👁️

Nativity @vimtotime.bsky.social

Things I saw today that caught my eye 👁️💘

@vimtotime.bsky.social I forgot tell you I have a vimto friend

Yesterday was my last day as a teacher/lab technician. I spent the day preparing labs & hiding tiny babies & ducks. My legacy in the dept will be felt for years. They will be finding toys forever. Thanks go to @vimtotime.bsky.social & her Etsy shop for the tiny babies & ducks. #SciComm #science

I am charging my phone on a little wrestling mask on the train

I had a conversation with a colleague yesterday and old me would have picked over it for weeks but now my thoughts were just “it’s autism innit?!” Haha 🫠

A train station man is walking around looking under stuff and saying “I thought I heard a cat meowing!” and my first thought was “Oh no was it me?”

I was just recounting how I used to replace the words of Chattanooga Choo Choo & sing “Pardon me sir, are you the chap who Googles YouTube?” to my husband. And that’s probably one of many, many, many reasons that I no longer have a husband.

Cheez is playing you a tune on her carrot snack 🎶

these are beak trails, made by the swans at high speed.

Ghosty swan

Guess which one likes Christmas

🎄

Tasteful wrapping by me

Update on the Sue/Furb situation

I’ve put a bow on my jumper collar today and I am worried I look like the Kentucky chicken man

Please behold my contribution to the work Christmas picnic

This is my comfort

I got some post and the box is haunted ARRRRRRRGHHHHH

Hello are you a raccoon?

Oh.

Eyeing the cat deterrent on the record player

new street graffiti @vimtotime.bsky.social

Went out for my break and returned with friends

I have eaten my sandwich and it’s not even 11am