In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

Spring time #BloomScrolling

I have made a mini frog army! Now to finish the sweaters.

Meet Volcan He’s one of the local refuse collectors here in the South of France He collects food waste He has a badge that says he only likes to eat apples & carrots Everyone is encouraged to cuddle/feed him 14/10 v good boi

Had a load of horrible dreams and feel all weird

Someone has been rolling around outside

"Are you totally sure about the design of these railway medals? You don't think they look a bit..."

I am so ready for the weekend. Why do short weeks always feel so long?

Fuck the Grand National.

The boys have come to see what I'm doing

Loads of bird friends this evening

First evening sitting out in the garden this year. Simple pleasures

Got a new bra and I am feeling very uplifted

makeup time

@madamegothica.bsky.social much love to you 🖤

Not a celebrity per se but I think the Wetherspoons guy would make loads of increasingly unhinged decisions

I haven't said anything because I didn't know what to say. But this is it. This is what I want to say

I read the news today, oh boy.

97/365 A warm cycle to work after a nice break

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

We're supposed to be going on a little Thrope Park break next week, staying over in the hotel. J's birthday prezzie from me. We drop the dogs off at the inlaws usually but they're both still sick (thw dogs, not the inlaws) and dont think we're going to be able to go 😩

I’ve put a few little clay men in my shoppe! 👻💘 hellohalloweeno.etsy.com/listing/4483...

Back to work

I find it mad that in the US they still have the whole housewife thing. Because how much is your husband earning?? How is anyone raising a family on one income? (Also, if you need to leave, my girl, you need to be able to support yourself. But that's a separate issue)

We are soaking up some sun

Happy Dry Your Clothes on the Line Day, to all who celebrate

JC hopes you've all had a peaceful Easter break.

Happy Easter!!

Yes. Weekend ruined.

Ffs

Watching the footie isn't going to ruin my weekend isn't it? Wearing my snide shirt I got in Thailand

Ordered a maccies breakfast today and got the wrong order. Ended up with 6 mcmuffins, 6 hash browns and pancakes. Whoever got my order instead will be very disappointed

There is a pigeon in the tree

JC would like to do some colouring

5 herbs and spices to know me by: Basil Coriander Chilli flakes Paprika Ground black pepper

Mostly, I've not seen your five shows, thus I cannot ever know you.

For anyone fearing feline attack, I regret to inform you that Michael has invented the tank...

I didn't buy any Eater cakes or Easter eggs and now I am very sad about that

🐈‍⬛🗯️ NO TOUCHY THE PAW

Normalise shop staff telling rude customers to fuck off.

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

Good picture of ma boy!

Nipped to the pub while I'm waiting for my second Too Good To Go pickup. Forgot it was half-term, kids galore. Thankfully I have my headphones.

I reckon today will be a good day for Too Good To Go because they will be closed tomorrow. I've gone for a sweet treats bag from my local bakery hoping for Easter cakes and had to fo Greggs again because I'm still trying for a sausage roll!

A wild snoot has appeared

I am, "what do you mean you bought it from TikTok?" years old

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large British Telecomobile

I've had a rough couple of months but I started taking some supplements tailored for perimenopause and I am definitely feeling the benefit.

Ok I have seen a GOOD APRIL FOOLS JOKE in the wild. My kids comic (Phoenix - home if @jamiesmart.bsky.social) comes in an envelope every week, we open it, had a fake cover for a soup review mag like we’d been sent the wrong thing. Genius!