I'm lapsed Catholic now leaning into Paganism/Wicca so the rapture is none of my concern, but sure Happy Judgement Day to all who celebrate

Blessings

Every Friday Teams meeting "Any plans for the weekend?". Every Monday Teams meeting "Get up to anything at the weekend?" No. I read books, do jigsaws, clean the house, play some video games. Every weekend until the end of time

Mandatory training on Data Protection. Be still, my beating heart

We are officially in brushed cotton bedding season

My skin has gone to shit lately. Maybe perimenopause? I don't have periods so hard to be sure. I'm not happy about it anyways

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Her name is Abir Al-Sahlani member of the European Parliament from Sweden

Ooh. Big yawn

Since I moved down south 5 years ago I have come to the horrifying realisation that none of the chippys serve meat and potato pies. Imagine my delight then, after moving house to see one that does. The anticipation was great and then what turned up was a disappointment of epic proportions

My commute this morning 😌

Saw @lauralexx.bsky.social live tonight and she was brilliant. Incredibly funny and clever, if you get a chance to see her on tour you should

Witnessed a neighbour's dog jump out of its garden and attack another dog. Not the forstvtone it's done this. Police wont take my report as i'm not the victim. What the actual fuck

Got my washing out on the line today, which has pleased me

I used to get the Sunday night sads but I fought back. As per my routine I've had a shower with some fancy soap, I'm in clean pj's and a freshly made bed. I've got a puzzle magazine and I'm feeling very relaxed and happy.

Love how much we infuriate people when we snatch a win 😆 Up the Reds

Bought a new thesaurus today. It is good.

Greggs sausage butty for brekkie. Sunday started right

please send me birthday wishes in the traditional manner: a deeply creepy message that implicates both of us in horrific crimes.

As someone who works in London, I find it an odd choice of place for a fascist protest. I can see why simplistic minds see it as the capital so it must be the base of "Britishness" but it's filled with such a mix of people from different backgrounds, cultures, walks of life . We dont want your hate

#SundayPix #SundayPixPerfection This is the best butterfly photograph I've ever taken. Such a beautiful, magic lil moment captured forever.

Morning friends. Hope you all have restful Sundays. (Or exciting action packed Sundays, if you're into that sort of thing)

If you want to sit in your car with the engine running and music playing, can you go and do it in an empty carpark instead of directly outside peoples' houses? Many thanks.

Seeking as it's "that time of year" again, a reminder to be sure to check your slippers carefully for these little monsters before putting them on.......... #Caturday

Spot the problem

J is off to the footie today so I think I'll take the opportunity to do gaming on the big telly

Took Bert out for a walk and a young lad said he was a lovely looking dog 🥰

Happy weekend bitchessssss

Is there a food that you radically changed your opinion on? Mine is olives. Used to hate them and now can't get enough

Sad to hear Irregular Choice will be no more. I had coveted their cat boots for years but couldn't justify (or actually just afford) the price. First Xmas me and the boyfriend were together he bought a pair for me. 9 years later I still love them (and him, obvs)

How do you answer your phone?

I’ll tell you what, you sort your gun laws out & I’ll worry about soap suds.

Anyway, look at this cat I just met on my way back from the shop. Can confirm: Very soft.

Beautiful tree on a very wet walk today. 🌳 Everything is getting properly soaked - so pleased. 🌧️ Now the house has that faint whiff of wet poodle and we’re all going to get dry and cozy. Have a lovely day! 👋

Even more happy post! Original art print I purchased from the lovely @lisatea.bsky.social And bonus stickers! Thankyou so much 🖤

Happy post! Latest from @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social

Thought it was Friday. It's not Friday. Sad.

You reap what you sow

Just spotted it's the X-files 32nd birthday, so did a scribble

No office this week because of tube strikes (I dont get the tube but the majority of my team do). Celebrating this by having a cup of tea in bed on my lunch break.

J is very stressed by work stuff at the moment. He's struggling to sleep which leads to him cuddling up to me. I will confess here that when he cuddles me at night I cannot sleep during to getting hot and a bit claustrophobic. I have kept this a secret for 9 years

The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and- "I wouldn't if i were you" The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby. He raised the sword again. "Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1

I must say, I didn't expect to have to say "Leave Bagpuss the fuck alone" at any point during my adult life.

DYING at these pictures of a heron rescue from an animal rescue fb group (credit Sven Shale on fb)

This woman will be protected by generations of crows h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie

🐶💭 He's behind me, isn't he?

I am wearing a hoody, Autumn has officially arrived