I'm in a garden centre with a pianist and artisan woven bee hives. Out of my depth.

Reddit made me chuckle

My mood as the caffeine wears off. youtube.com/shorts/4uEya...

british historians will talk about a male member of the royal family and say things like “he was so handsome and charming no woman could resist him” and then the dude will look like this:

I hear fireworks. Confused Americans?

The pictures not working gives you a proper insight into if the alt text would actually help you or not eh.

The first song from their golf themed concept album #totp

Sting learned to do the voice lilt but was too cowardly to release a full yodelling song 😔 #totp

Horrible kangol hat flashbacks. #totp

Feel extremely flat. It's bad enough that I've put top of the pops on.

Abiotic Factor. Thoughts? Do I go in?

My little tree is treeing nicely.

Having to listen back to a teams meeting I was in and hear my own voice

Well this is stupidly cute.

Get ready for first meeting. Cancelled 🥳

something bad happened to me and, wouldn't you know it, something strange got me through it www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Lamby, minty. Couscousy yoghurty thing.

These people live among us, appearing just like normal people.

Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number https://theonion.com/landlord-forced-to-raise-rent-due-to-thinking-of-bigger-1850922943/

happy thursday

Got sent this from Spain by my sis in law 👌

How about not letting him do either of those things?

Using AI To recreate a big Mac In the name of environmental sustainability What?

Sees timeline. Types football into search engine.

Home from work scritches

I am in the futuristic republic of Milton Keynes. Will take suggestions on what to do if I see a delivery robot

My colleague has arrived in a t-shirt with a sad face on it saying no golf today. Going to take this up with the union.

Nope

Today's butterfly count. Painted ladies 3 Red admirals 5 Little white one 1 Some of these could possibly have been the same butterfly in disguise.

Pockets!!!! For women????

Sudden burst of petrichor smell. Lovely.

this’s the most briefcase wanker photo ever.

Have to go back to the office after nearly three weeks of no office 😭

Serena Williams not doing so well I see 😔

Sports enjoyers section in the co-op

I've gone from favouring blue slush puppies to favouring red slush puppies. This is what maturing looks like.

Yis

There's a big painted lady butterfly in the garden but I'm on a teams call so can't take a photo of it 😑

Migrants can't possibly assimilate into our culture of... <checks notes> ... working all week, loving our families, having a few hobbies, having a drink and a laugh with our friends, and occasionally going on holiday. Just a uniquely <insert country here> experience, that.

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Far cry 4. 15 minutes.

Rdr undead nightmare. Who remembers when they made good dlc for games.

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Handle broke off the window. While replacing it realise it's been horribly bodged. So now I'm trying to refit a window 😑

Fucken workday!!!!!!

Owing to circumstances beyond my control this year's relationship renewal fee has increased. You are free to look for other relationship providers. If you take no action your relationship will auto renew.

Best photo of a plane ever 👌

Majestic!!

Hydration break