Surface of a patio slab broke away and revealed this pattern where some roots have been burrowing in

Spoilers!!!

Where do the different banks go on holiday? I'm thinking Lloyds probably gets an Airbnb in the Highlands and Monza goes to Ibiza.

Jesus was killed for being too hot.

Afternoon

I've been thinking about the film castaway. My question is. Did Tom Hanks have sex with Wilson?

@theindigodingo.bsky.social Doing there gave me a massive headache

The fact that it hasn't slotted the thin monitor in place is most upsetting.

I've got a tough gaming decision to make here Advice?

Software engineering now Vs then

Might get this for the kitchen

They have been hiding them on fab lollies for decades.

Terrible news. The space toilet is broke.

This is not a serious timeline we are living in.

No one wants Adrian Chiles gutters

He has risen again 😳 🐥✝️

Banger!

Someone woke up in a mood

Where does this appear in the Pokédex?

Britain.

Setting fire to all my coats on the first day of April

Going outside after WFH for three weeks

I have had a creme egg. I hate creme eggs. It was a free creme egg. Apparently freeness overrules disgust.

April fool. May insult. June physical assault. July make up sex.

My office attendance is calculated quarterly so I have to go in today after two weeks of no office. Not happy.

Going to print this out and paste it up at work.

Someone goatse this pls

🤗

Who wants a polo Easter egg. Madness.

I'm going to pass thanks.

When did things start to go wrong in your life? Well this one time in Disney world I saw a sentient snowman die.

I suppose you are wondering why I have called you all here today.

Just spent 20 minutes watching a guy recreating the bouncing dvd logo from technic Lego youtu.be/1sPK42-fzqU?...

Ms Williams characterised Mr Howard as being "in a mood.......

I have become intrigued by this and don't know what to do about it youtu.be/mvtf0BPR0TA?...

An absolute masterpiece 🫡

Sons bins, Sons bins Welches sons bins A binman called her son a cunt And he's tagged his mum in.

I like corpse butts and I cannot lie. All you other fellas can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And some corpse fat in your face.

Just saw a single decker bus getting petrol in a petrol station. 👀

Disturbing as fuck.

I liked the first ep of this. Well written, acted and feel like it gave me more insight into a culture I've been around all my life but don't know well enough. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Sy is fully committed to the ball of wool trope now.

Next policy put the disabled on a lead tied to a stick in the garden.

Impressive!

How the hell did they train the acting cat in this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Quiet...

What kind of foolishness is this? #totp

Can't work under these conditions

I do all my image sculpting through the medium of bags for life from exotic countries.

Pre dreamies too 😭