Yeah. I looked one of these up. Not saying which one ☺️

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Anybody in the Stevenage area have available an accessible room or studio flat to rent? My daughter is starting a PhD next week and the flat that we hoped she be in by now looks like it is going to fall through. Thanks

Omg Floella 😱

Very interesting video on the rise and fall of the NF in the 70s UK and what tactics were used against them. youtu.be/XeHviTKEqSo?...

Another way in which US is worse than UK: "Why are there no painkillers in the jungle" joke does not work with "acetaminophen"

Cute little gremlin!

Work is offering me free Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes. Not sure what they have planned for my yearly goals 👀

Did anyone tell god we moved to the Gregorian calendar?

I don't want to be raptured now. My hair is at that awkward stage where it's too long but I haven't bothered to have it cut yet.

Love this little guy.

Every time I hear someone say "we need to discuss this with the business" I imagine the talking wall from knightmare.

William Shakespurr.

I'm going with the phrase I learned yesterday. "boudican destruction horizon"

Got an email first thing that started with 'G'day' it cheered me up for some reason.

Forgot my work cup. Have to use one of the weird cups from the cup orphanage draw 😔

Always good to see

Awful. m.imdb.com/title/tt2762...

Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next

I have learned the phrase "boudican destruction horizon"🙂‍↕️

I watched a child trying to pick up rolls in lidl while holding the tongs back to front. His dad took it off him in frustration and then did the same thing 🙄

Just learned that the chainsaw was originally invented as a tool to operate on women during childbirth. Kind of speechless.

I heard you like flags so I put a flag on your flag so you can flag while you flag.

This just happened.

Just saw an altercation on the regents park circle road where a guy was standing in a parking space to 'save' it for his mate and someone else tried to run him over to get into it

Just had someone block me after telling me a 3.5mm and a 1/4 inch headphone jack are the same thing and calling me a fake headphone jack fan 😄

Just realised I can't hide the clock on the notification bar now. I do this on every phone I have to not exacerbate my insomnia. Twats. I've stuck tape over it fgs.

Actually laughed at some of these Disney reimaginings.

Love how all the different cats are basically all the same cat.

Skycards Devs plead for people to change their reviews.

Stop changing my phone!! I do not want fisher price style icons!!

Can't believe the charity shop is closed and I can only covet this through the window

Just saw that my dentist does gift vouchers. What a Christmas treat!

They are reversing the skycards seasons and merging the planes caught back into one. Not sure if I want to be sucked back into it again. The spark has gone 😑

Super cute until the cockerel makes a sound very similar to Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the body snatchers.

Anyone out in Bath today. If you spot this bike and tell me where it is I will pay you fuckin handsomely. Pop a lock on it I’ll literally give you £500.

Got my year 2000 keyboard out of the loft because all the modern keyboards I try I hate. It needs a retrobrite clean. It's so clicky!

I believe every week is Fat Bear Week on Bluesky. (Judging by my what's hot tab anyway)

Ive heard Robbie Williams singing the Minder theme tune and it's made me irrationally annoyed

Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns

Scanning my work office code to see if it forbids shoulder pals.

Got a new shirt on. Shirt is making my back itch. Make it stop!!!!!

Casual foot murder

Lovely ad placement here

Slenderman always eats for free.

If he was a Cyborg they'd have called him Robot Redford.

Mushroom baby.