Attempting to eat lunch with only one side of my mouth.

Taste all the plants!

Remember when half the platform was like "Mark Cuban is a good billionaire actually" That aged well

Office and dentist. What a treat of a day!

AI fails at the complex task of *checks notes* reading out a list of names.

Question for knitting folk. English or continental?

Drooling.

I need to drum up some work. Is anyone considering insulating the external walls of their house? I'm very competitive price wise and I'm fucking entertaining. What more do you cunts want... carbonara, you want carbonara, don't you?

Jesus fucking hell.

Excellent in both concept and execution.

Just found my cat on Google street view. Looking straight at the camera.

Big booby bot followers are back. I've missed them.

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Well this sounds appealing

Lunchtime bird friend.

Just seen a sign in the office pointing to the "dirty workshop" 👀

I have been practicing the knits and the purls.

In Essex. I've not seen so many flags since platty jubes

@traceyno.bsky.social This is getting weird tbh

Just lost a large chunk of a back tooth 👌

if you see this post a treeeeeeeeee

Dirty telescope 🙂‍↕️

James Pond: Codename Robocod (1991)

I'm in IKEA and I've just realised I'm wearing blue and yellow 👀

Can't tell if people wearing union jack clothes are Eurovision people or racists.

We used to be a country etc.

Look up how to knit socks. First tutorial tells me to buy these needles. With £140 I can buy many socks!

Moss. Cosy Cottage. Knife. Melted chocolate. Bouncy. Shoelace.

"Designed in Belfast" Wow. How did they manage to design a weight plate that is so different to every other one ever made

We have had a meeting to potentially discuss the possibility of having a follow up meeting to discuss the timetable for the meetings on the groundwork.

Dreamed that I was living in a converted van and then someone stole my catalytic converter. My sub conscious is dull as fuck!!!

I've got so many bags and suitcases for all the different airline sizes that I've had to buy a larger suitcase to keep them in

Cat is fewming

New reaction gif just dropped

Marty Lip Syncs a Taylor Swift song to a bunch of apathetic post grunge teens.

Second hello fresh meal. Gochujang. Not bad at all

This thread has some beautiful, mid century, graphic design.

Did that moany guy ever find out why it always rained on him? I have questions.

What. The. Fuck!?

Drop some TEETH (Just a single roof)

Pointless and fun. More of this.

Just panicked because I couldn't find my pass, that was around my neck.

Want

Just tossing down Caterpillars like peanut m and m:s

Do I want to support a job that runs at 3:15 am? A tough question indeed 👎

I didn't bring lunch today so I have to buy some. Choices. Pret. Greggs. Subway. McDonalds. M and S. Sainsbury's. Costa. Which do I choose?

Closing my theme park so all the guests go home and use their own damn toilets.

Not bad tbh