Just heard a cover of massive attacks teardrop on TV and now I want to do great violence.

It's just ice ten pin bowling

Virtual boop

Anyone fancy smelling like a 90s changing room for £170?

This year's pay review. Boss:You are well above performance targets. Me:Yes! B:So we are giving you something really special. M:YES!??? B:BEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! Bees fly out from every desk draw and cupboard. M:AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

My sign

Rooibos tea. To milk or not to milk?

Some classic vampire action.

Angela Smyth, contemporary artist & illustrator #womensart

COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite MARIO: Thank-a you! C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning? M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

Can clearly see the bottom of both of these bowls.

Got a weasel worded letter from the Dentist basically saying if you are NHS you won't get an appointment anymore and asking if I wanted to pay them £40 a month from now on. 🙄

I've removed this. Waiting for consequences.

How many dogs are in this car?!?!

Pose!

How have companies handed over their customer interactions to this?

Awake, thinking about Roman dodecahedrons.

A lot more cock in this than I expected. m.imdb.com/title/tt1054...

Important.

Washed my hair and now my left ear feels all weird. Fucking wild Friday I'm having.

Adult Bel C'est moi

@vspearson85.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!

Can't believe I'm stuck programming computers when there are Norwegian Husband and Wife Curling teams in the world.

Cool lady.

Friday Be Posting Equines

Celebrating Friday with some classic tunes

This is now giving me slight vertigo which is odd as I love heights.

That second sub heading *smirk*

Bought a spiky plastic mat thing to stop the cat jumping on the TV. Cat: Ohhh I'm gonna stroke myself on this.

Who's taken my yellow hoodie? I know what you lot are like.

Got this advert from Timberland. Awful.

ole boydy's got you covered

Accidentally made a program that does 666 API calls and now I dare not make it more efficient 😔

Just put moisturiser on. While I still had my glasses on 🤔

How was work today? Amazing! I slapped so much Tweed!

Who?

Someone sitting uncomfortably close to me in the lunch area. Totally ignoring my mandatory 2 meter exclusion zone.

Bring back Dragons!!

Revisiting an old Reddit thread.

If my SQL could stop returning too many rows that would be great.

You don't see many nunchuck fights lately.

Anyway hello everyone, I saw this cool video today for the first time and thought you might like it

what scene from a horror movie still haunts you to this day?

The apple. youtu.be/0BY9cvgrP1c?...

Looking at IMDB. See that Cypher from the Matrix is 74. Dies.

How is he consistently this embarrassing

This works great. Made one of my Switzer photos look like a wee model cow.

I'm worth 66 camels! That's more than three packs!

Trying to actually program in between teams messages and meetings.