Timdows XP

Matthew Corbett. Bell end.

Cat is not keen on the dog. Who knew 🤷

Unfortunately the dog has bought people with him.

Not being allowed to change the bedding.

I'm opening this tomorrow for the family.

The dried bean shelves in the local Indian shop. No idea what 80% of these things are😢

It's not Christmas until I've eaten some cheese balls. It is now Christmas.

A choice was made

Christmas foods are expensive innit

Food shopping. Let's see how this goes.

Put the new clock up

Nice for all these people to show up to worship the cat.

Imagine a rich person doing good things with money 👀

My bins are already full and the Christmas bin schedule is mocking me.

Is there a specific time?

Is there a second hand market for IKEA Allen keys?

He's opening his jaw. He's breaking it twice. He's in hospital. With his face packed in ice. Jakey Paul is coming to town.

Labour should step aside for the greens

You know what you can do with your 68 million year old egg.

Sy loving some croissant crumbs.

Got 70s TV on. When did people stop looking like this?

28 sleighs later. Is this anything?

I can't believe A.I. has taken the joy of cute animal pictures / videos from me. What is there left???

This seems very English coded to me.

The clock is a highlight.

And people say we have no culture 👌

On a park and ride bus that smells of farts. What a magical season.

Oh lawd.

My social life.

Some more home office competence. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Thought about this old body building thread where they argue about how many days there are in a week. A true internet classic. web.archive.org/web/20150105...

Having a lazy, belly scratching afternoon.

Time for a midweek mood check! Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today

Put up a shelf at a perfectly normal height. Partner. What is this a shelf for giants? 😭

Blue is definitely my experience of Greece but not Spain and I speak much better Spanish than greek.

Happy Goth toblerone seems very specific

I can't actually remember what this guy did now and I refuse to be reminded.

I've just looked up the derivation for mistletoe and it means shit stick 👀

A sweet BMX with yellow wheels.

Can we do authors with cats posts?

Made in the brief period of time where tartan was acceptable for a car interior 🙂‍↕️

9am meeting

Unbelievable reaction.

In this house... Ballpoint pen on paper 2024

did a monster write this

Oooh. Season 2

@anjaciske.bsky.social My sis in law is in Athens and sent me this. What is it?