Crabapple Jones
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Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)
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Tim Carvell
about 15 hours ago
This feels like an elaborate effort just to get people to say the phrase “lemon party”.
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Carl Quintanilla
about 16 hours ago
Optics.
@thedailybeast.bsky.social
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about 17 hours ago
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Carl Quintanilla
about 20 hours ago
While operations are coordinated at a members-only, private beach club — in between fundraisers and parties.
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Is it bad that the EU has made no mention of the US in its statements, Mr. Rubio?
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1 day ago
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Jeb?!
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”A Modest Proposal”
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Emissary Of Night | ليلى
1 day ago
On top of all the reporting that this war of aggression was planned well in advance, it seems that the reporting also indicates that the US political leadership are quite literally too stupid to understand basic diplomacy. I mean literally not smart enough.
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Khamenei can suck Sasquatch dicks in hell, but I still don’t think we should be assassinating or kidnapping other countries’ leaders. Maybe I’m wrong.
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I wish I could melt.
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andy™
2 days ago
today was the day john mccain finally became president
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Luke O'Neil
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Bots in Fetterman’s Instagram account right now are outstanding. Internet access in Iran has collapsed, but you’ve found a way to praise a Pennsylvania Senator? That’s the priority? OK, bot.
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Carl Quintanilla
2 days ago
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i’m not anti-blockchain and crypto, but this makes me think I should be
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3 days ago
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Carl Quintanilla
3 days ago
Cover of The Lancet:
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Gordon
3 days ago
Brady Tkachuk just got a ten-minute misconduct after trying to start a fight because he hit himself in the face with his own stick.
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Neat twist: VP Vance & our SecDef *want* family voting in the US because they don’t want women to vote. So fun to see where our fascists diverge!
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Captain Mark Kelly
4 days ago
From some of the first pilots to the engineers who put Americans in space — the legacy of these Black pioneers is inseparable from aviation and aerospace itself. They opened the skies for everyone.
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Please, Joe Kernen, tell us more about your thoughts on free markets and “woke” government intervention.
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4 days ago
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Being little snitches for Flock & ICE surveillance probably doesn’t help
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5 days ago
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Sean McIndoe
6 days ago
Nobody should reasonably expect Auston Matthews or anyone else to make some big political statement as part of not going to the White House/SOTU. But if you do go, and (especially) if you miss crucial NHL games to do so, Canadian fans will react. That's not unreasonable or unfair. Be ready for it.
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So... the women’s hockey team gets to party in Vegas with
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and the men’s has to listen to an old authoritarian gasbag rant for two hours. Looks like American women continue to outplay the men.
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Sean Burns
6 days ago
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
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Edward Luce
6 days ago
"People who tell Trump what he wants to hear, not what he needs to know, are playing a dangerous game. The road to Trumpian recklessness is paved with flattery." Me on why, with Iran war looming, Trump's sycophantic courtiers create an extra menace.
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Donald Trump’s state of mind is a global risk
[FREE TO READ] A cabinet of sycophants makes an already erratic US president a greater threat
https://as.ft.com/r/bbc0a396-b29f-455e-bd4f-480235bb3843
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And mostly, they’re fascist-enabling chumps. Maybe that?
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6 days ago
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Chris Cook
10 days ago
one of the world's largest smuggling networks has accidentally exposed itself because of a stupid e-mail configuration blunder, which has revealed around 50 apparently unconnected companies are all sharing back-office functions:
www.ft.com/content/4310...
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Email blunder exposes $90bn Russian oil smuggling ring
Apparent network of companies using same server includes little-known group that has become country’s largest oil exporter
https://www.ft.com/content/4310f010-2b3c-493e-ba0a-26dc6d156b2e
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The Times’ piece about our hockey team is not so much about the President mocking our champions as it is about the travel plans of the men’s hockey team?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...
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U.S. women’s hockey team will not attend State of the Union after Trump invitation
The U.S. men's team also has been invited to Washington, D.C., this week
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7066477/2026/02/23/olympics-hockey-trump-state-of-the-union/?source=athletic_user_shared_article_copylink&smid=url-share-ta
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Legend. Nice to see someone being a good man in public.
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7 days ago
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sorry, but are there good men? cos as a demo, it’s looking real Shakespearean tragedy out here. just the absolute worst.
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7 days ago
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James Joyce would’ve loved a cheesesteak.
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It’s tight, but Montréal also has the best bagels. Canada Forever.
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8 days ago
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This MF thinks he’s James Joyce
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8 days ago
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Rather disturbing that the US Ambassador to France is embroiling us in support of French white supremacists.
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8 days ago
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Bahhh.
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8 days ago
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I can 100% confirm that we also did *NOT* base “The Mask” on Epstein. The catchphrase “Ooh, somebody stop me!” is purely coincidental.
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8 days ago
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Get in! we’re going to ban ‘Othello’ and Plato, bitches.
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9 days ago
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There are lots of ways to eat a Reese’s, but Shelley is tempted to rise from her grave when people eat KitKats like a bar.
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“The people who actually drank the Kool-aid are those who say Jim Jones is a bad man.”
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Frankie de la Cretaz
11 days ago
I’m so happy for the U.S. women and so crushed for the a Canadian women. What a great game. EVERYONE WATCH THE PWHL NOW AND YOU CAN KEEP WATCHING ALL THESE PLAYERS GO AT IT!
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hardly own an urn worth a limerick, much less an ode
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These ski mountaineering racers are absolutely insane. I love them. One lady was hit by a car in October, but here she is sprinting up a mothercracking mountain.
#Olympics
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Glennyrodge
11 days ago
Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████
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They’ve arrested a former prince of the UK. Stateside we’re sending the ringleader to Club Fed and giving her puppies to play with.
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11 days ago
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CAAANNNAAAADA!!! What a game.
12 days ago
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”Scream 7: We’ve got to ban those masks, you guys”
12 days ago
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Kennedy skis in jeans. Pass it on.
#Olympics
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12 days ago
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Idk, but I wouldn’t go after one dude who embodies the lead characters in “Independence Day,” “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” & “The Right Stuff.”
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13 days ago
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Anyone know how tied up this is with Govt. ad spend on Reddit etc? I’ve been shocked to see ads from agencies ranging from State to DHS to Defense.
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14 days ago
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During the Olympic pairs’ skating long program, Tara or Johnny should tell us whether there is a rule that two men can’t skate.
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