Crabapple Jones
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Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)
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Dr. Roux
about 9 hours ago
Quit talking about Trump. Address everything, every issue to Miller and Vought. Make Trump irrelevant, his ego will not let him be out of the spotlight and youāll see Miller and Vought removed and the rest of the administration collapse.
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Carl Quintanilla
6 days ago
Dow never misses. ā½ļø
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āBel Cantoā is part of the āFitzcarraldoā extended universe.
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Ken Jennings
7 days ago
The āprosecute the former regime at every levelā candidate has my vote in 2028.
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still canāt believe theyāre going after the combat Veteran astronaut with the astronaut twin brother. Michael Bay would say it was a bit much.
8 days ago
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God as my witness, I will *never* trust The Gortonās fisherman again. Absolute scoundrel.
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say what you will, but at least Hannibal Lecter had an appreciation for the arts.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
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As Trump Puts His Brand on Washington, the Kennedy Center Gets a New Name
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/us/politics/trump-kennedy-center-name.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share
27 days ago
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Making challah for the first time today. Any tips?
about 1 month ago
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Too busy beating the drums of war to pick up her Peace Prize?
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about 1 month ago
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Jordan Uhl
about 1 month ago
Instant all-timer here:
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Suggest a Bond Girl: Chlamydia Vector
about 1 month ago
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Carl Quintanilla
about 1 month ago
Son-in-Law Watch: When heās not brokering geopolitical surrenders in meetings with Putin, heās financing global media consolidation.
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Iām not usually a ādo my own researchā gal, but for this Iāll make an exception: some of us are more closely related to chimps & bonobos
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about 1 month ago
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What is this, a Country Baby catalogue?
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about 1 month ago
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Carl Quintanilla
about 1 month ago
Cinema will find a way. š
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Quite a closer for FIFAās End Racism campaign. āWe did it, you guys! We swung all the way back around to Maximum Racism! ā - Infantino, probably
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about 1 month ago
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Is British people crying a thing now? Iāve seen more tears in 2 episodes of Traitors than I saw in 20 years living there.
about 1 month ago
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This is a frightening document.
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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We shaking hands with Gorgons out here?
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about 1 month ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
about 1 month ago
[making small talk with the sex robot afterward] can you juggle
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We still have the First Commandment, right?
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about 1 month ago
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The Beaverton
about 1 month ago
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Harry Wallop
about 1 month ago
Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in todayās
@thetimes.com
about Tom Stoppard
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Can you watch him talk about using AI to make vulgar jokes at a party without thinking heās the poorest man to walk the earth?
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about 1 month ago
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British Celebrity Traitors is peak reality TVā itās time to shut the genre down. Only downhill from here. "Genius sometimes consists of knowing when to stop." - deGaulle or some internet phony
about 1 month ago
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Do not trust these crooks with your cereal. They are not for real. They are bad men.
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about 1 month ago
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Vladimir & Estrogen is name of my new HRT brand. Youāll still question whether life is meaningless, but also be randy and lower your risk of osteoporosis
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about 2 months ago
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JD Vance has less charisma than Karoline Leavittās mac ānā cheese. JD Vance has the charm of a Times Square sex shop. JD Vance has less appeal than going barefoot in an airplane bathroom.
about 2 months ago
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Did not know about this Galadriel spin-off, but OK, Tolkien.
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about 2 months ago
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The ongoing D āAll Fur Coat, No Knickersā strategy.
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about 2 months ago
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No wonder Iowa gets mistaken for heaven.
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about 2 months ago
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Give the people what they want
@rianjohnson.bsky.social
@pbs.org
please Statlerās Box: A Knives Out Mystery
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about 2 months ago
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Trump is interfering in Honduran elections and I need to read French news to know about it
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about 2 months ago
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Kathryn Bigelowās āShe-Raā āIf you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make?ā
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about 2 months ago
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Vance has the charisma of trenchfoot. Kelly is an astronaut with a twin astronaut. oh, Lord: Let our national stupidity work in our favor this time.
about 2 months ago
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The dumbest possible state-controlled media, set to join the dumbest possible foreign policy and the dumbest possible approach to state capitalism. We Are # 1!
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about 2 months ago
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There are entire genres of every American art form devoted to valorizing men like Mark Kelly. Not sure thatās the fight Iād pick.
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about 2 months ago
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Spoiler (?) Joffrey died?!! I thought that horrid kid would make it much later. Pleased for all of us.
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about 2 months ago
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Sam Adams
about 2 months ago
saw a list of the 10 best sweaters in movie history that didnāt include a single mention of Robert Redford. Open the schools.
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finally watching āGame of Thronesā and itās brilliant. The Red Wedding! What?! That was crazy. Itās all a bit violent for me, but the characters, the story, the costumes, the whole thing is outrageous
about 2 months ago
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ChrisO_wiki
about 2 months ago
In honour of its proponents, I suggest that the Dmitriev-Witkoff proposal should henceforth be called the Dim-Wit Plan
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The Pandemic was absolute money for doomsday cults. Yeah, eventually it didnāt pan out, but that first month or so must have been such a high for those dudes.
about 2 months ago
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Any favorite Thanksgiving dishes?
about 2 months ago
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If we talk about Kennedys or media this weekend, may it be this breathtaking piece by Ms. Schlossberg and RFK Jr.ās assault on American health.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldnāt be happening to me, to my family.
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/a-battle-with-my-blood
about 2 months ago
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Hetan Shah
about 2 months ago
What would Schumpeter make of todayās AI economy? Heād recognise the behaviour of the big tech companies as stifling the entry of new firms and in turn growth
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Sometimes I think of what Flavia & Cornelia are up to these days. Is Cornelia still laeta? This one goes out to all the Ecce Romani-heads.
about 2 months ago
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Iām paying *you* for what now?
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about 2 months ago
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These are the people trying to shut down womenās centers at universities in the name of combating antisemitism?
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about 2 months ago
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