I feel this is the moment Trump finally grew into the presidency. Unfortunately it's the presidency of Uganda in the 1970s.

Little wink at the conspiracism of his online base with that last sentence, don’t you think?

Someone really needs to give Sam a hug thecritic.co.uk/britain-2049/

* Unchanging for half a century * Seemingly unkillable * Man of mystery * The most obnoxious people you know dress up as him for Halloween

People pooh-pooh my theory that Michael Myers (Halloween) was the same person as Mike Myers (Austin Powers), but both showed an unnerving interest in whether young women were horny

I challenge you to find a more depressing closure and re-opening than this one:

Pretty depressing walking through virtually every market town of a certain size and seeing all the closed bank offices.

Oh even better. Actual fascist

The Fabian Conspiracy traces its roots back to Lyndon LaRouche, if I recall correctly? And via Alex Jones?

I like autumn. Light jacket weather. Of course, being a male of a certain age from the south wales valleys, “light jacket weather” lasts until February 1st when it’s Tops Off weather. Nevertheless

RIP Tony Harrison. “V” opened my eyes to what poetry could be about (giant space lizards enslaving humanity while pretending to be our friends) What

Beth Rigby <fingers waggle downwards> Bath Rugby <fingers waggle upwards> You’ve got to have a system, that’s how I remember them!

I mean, it’s alright for you on however millions of pounds they offer you to write this drivel in the Mail to opt out of a tool to use state services. You can sit on the private jet to your mate’s Caribbean island chortling about it. The naive proles who listens to you, otoh

Pretty sure it was because they sent the tanks in, Tony

I mean, tbf, being traitorous unpatriotic shills who take Russian money is surely baked into the Reform brand by now

We used to be a country

Also provided this legendary quote in his book.

A dying breed, their ecosystem crumbling, we should prepare ourselves for the day not too far in the future where there are no Is Tonty Blair Behind This’s left.

Lee Hurst cruelly spurned by the forces of woke AGAIN

Blaming New Labour worked perfectly well for the Tories for years. So clearly the lesson the Labour government has taken is to blame Labour.

ALSO “this regularly drinking and smoking red meat eating 61 year old will be Prime Minister in 3 and a half years time” does feel like a bit of a bet against the actuarial gods.

Aside from anything else, I do not understand why Labour feel the need to issue mea culpas on their immigration stance when they weren’t in power from 2010-2024.

FWIW I do support the government policy of puppy kicking

It’s Allister’s sunny optimism that marks him out from the rest of Fleet Street

We need to get to the root of the problem. I SAID WE NEED TO GET TO THE

Might pivot to being anti digital ID, that’s a good bit, right, nobody has occupied that space *looks at Twitter* oh no, oh no *looks at Facebook* oh no, oh no no no no

The connective tissue between all these memes is *endlessly* getting these signifiers of the era you claim to represent wrong. They always do it. It’s so bizarre.

Can’t wait for Gen Z to be posting this shit. “I remember the TikTok of my childhood”

I don't think 'the same magical thinking on tax and spend, with a more charismatic leader' is going to get Labour out of their mess, and more importantly, my read is that not enough people in the PLP think that it would either:

What depravity is happening here

PEDANTRY

Saw someone say that Sarkozy being sentenced to jail was a thunderbolt in French politics and really “French Ex-President goes to jail” is not a thunderbolt. “French Ex-President does not go to jail” is a thunderbolt.

The fucking Hapsburgs really did the dirty on Albrecht von Wallenstein, I’m just saying

Andy BECKETT thinks the insurgent leftist party run by a Bennite crank has huge potential? ANDY BECKETT? The Andy Beckett? Well, you could blow me down with a feather.

I feel not enough attention (mockery) is made of the fact that Harry Cole’s YouTube show, which is part of his attempt to pivot to America, is called “Harry Cole Saves The West”. I feel this could be mocked more. This deserves more mockery.

Guys, Andy Burnham is the guy you fancied in school who you almost got together with at the sixth form disco but then you didn’t and every single school reunion while you are married to the boring guy you met at your first job, he gives you the chat and you briefly consider running away with him.

Thursday

Quite. So many Labour people on this website visibly have no idea of just how bad things have got for ethnic minorities since they came on, and how their visible indifference lands.

Me reading your posts

Imagining a world where Canada is the dominant superpower and subservient western politicians rush on air to hand out their opinions on The West Manitoba Pipeline or The New Brunswick Compromise or whatever passes as news in that somnolent land. A better world.

It’s only purpose to someone from Britain was taking James Corden off our hands, you should only have been aware of it as long as it kept James Corden off our hands, you should have stopped paying attention once they returned James Cord…you getting the picture yet?

Tory Firewalls latest:

Sharia Law? That don’t impress me much

Crazy footage coming out of the UN m.youtube.com/watch?v=lTJj...

Jokes on him, I’ve been like that for years

The word “could” in this headline is so load-bearing you could balance pyramids on it

Tempting as though it is to - as Churchill said of Chamberlain - view our national affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe, I do not believe Keir Starmer has convinced France, Canada and Australia to recognise the Palestinian state to protect Wes Streeting’s majority.

Going to be clear here: I don’t think paracetamol causes autism

Should I ever get shot by assailants who want to censor my speaking truth to liberals, can I just request now that nobody makes any fan art of me? For uh reasons