Boooooooooo!

Settling down to look forward to some world class toxic booing in the west ham v forest game. 🤞🏼

Extremely worth clicking, too…

Incredible Daily Mail revelation re OGS. "Man seen in shop close to where he lives."

I really enjoyed this but I'm an absolute sucker for pieces that are "Americans discover some shit that is already totally normal to the rest of us" (I was exactly the same when they got all giddy about getting wheelie bins)

I'm so here for this. And I don't want to hear all of the sensible reasons I shouldn't be.

It's beginning to feel a lot like Amorim... Just stick to the plan until... Oh.

This is vg

Keeping an eye on the betting for next United manager and glasner is steadily drifting longer and longer. Which makes me think it ain't gonna be him.

Fumi Yanagimoto, 2024 Woodblock print

It's very early in the week to be listening to jazz guitar but here we are. open.spotify.com/track/6ITNRa...

The new season of Night Manager is pretty good tackle.

It's truly incredible that Sky has managed to do rolling coverage of Amorim leaving for the last 5 hours with no information other than a very short club statement. What is even more remarkable is that I've watched it.

This, tho. Lest we forget

Manchester United want Glasner - likelier to go permanent in summer www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Kieran McKenna is 16/1 to be next United manager on betvictor. I think that's a really, really big price for a club that obvs wants a coach not a manager.

I really liked Amorim but do think at the end of the day he just wasn't good enough. His recent pressers obvs made it easier but also think some credit has to go to board for being prepared to pull the plaster off.

Fletcher in charge for the Burnley game apparently

Give it to Maduro until the end of the season.

Days like today are where the "two screens for increased productivity" theory falls flat cos Sky Sports News is now on one of them.

Wtf

The commentary on this clip is worth the entire licence fee www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

this thread has the most incredible levels of american bluesky I've ever seen. no need to have an opinion on any of it. just sit back and enjoy.

Genuine question (cos not seen a lot of Chelsea this year) but is Pedro Neto always this terrible?

Me watching Leeds v United.

Hmhb on R6 klaxon. 🚨

Already being trolled by the fair few Leeds fans I know IRL. They are hugely confident. And can't really blame them tbh.

My brother when he comes to stay "for a couple of nights."

Littler is just a totally different level to anything I've ever seen before.

Genuinely ridiculous stuff from Littler this.

Even men with steel hearts love to see a wasp at the darts.

Luke Littler is currently on fire. Not literally. He's simply playing darts very well.

This may be controversial but imo The Secret Millionaire on Netflix > Traitors by some distance, particularly in terms of game design.

Mr President, we're hearing that a second pint of stout has just struck the pub table.

Bookish. Puckish. Lookish. Thank you for paying attention to this matter.

The Celtic v Rangers game is like two bald men fighting over a kebab.

A lot of hot takes on here about "the rule of international law" etc seem to miss the very important fact that Trump is simply an absolutely massive knobhead. I think that's the real takeaway (again!)

I have now reached the "throwing out all of my pointless and invariably horizontal waste paper baskets" stage of kitten ownership.

Big upset in the darts. Luke Humphries roundly beaten.

I think it's cute that Tottenham play out from the back. Like a real football team.

Why Are We Doing Dry January?

Few things grind my gears as much as the passagg guardian pop ups telling me how many articles I've read in the last 12 months.

Happy New Year everyone especially my #Playschool Babies. Remember to spread as much unconditional love, joy, peace, kindness and positivity wherever you go. Keep hope in your heart and make your world shine with happiness ❤️

Hny everyone. I'm about to embark on my only real new year tradition - going to bed now then being furious about fireworks waking me up later on. HNY.

I mean it's like a steampunk wizard of Oz, crossed with Klara and the sun, crossed with Emmanuel, crossed with Frankenstein, crossed with fuck knows what. Recommended.

Just watched my NYE film (after a delicious tea). Poor Things. One of the strangest but best films I've seen in a good while.

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were: MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles) Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna) MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls) MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)