About last night. Radiohead in Bologna 🖤

I've never known a commentator who so consistently gets things wrong as Lee Dixon. Who got a touch, who flicked it on etc etc. Literally calls it wrong every single time.

People are very quick to criticise Shabana Mahmood but seem to forget that being in govt sometimes involves making difficult decisions that dismay the people who voted for you, delight the far right, and ruin people's lives. So cut her some slack.

Not watched them much, but on tonight's evidence either Scotland are really, really terrible or Greece are basically Brazil circa 1970. My money is on the former.

You might think you know what this is going to be but no. It's far far better. Magnificent stuff.

🚨 🇮🇪🐑🚨 I'm calling it. It is officially Irish stew weather.

And this. One of my all time favourites open.spotify.com/track/2bm7zR...

And this open.spotify.com/track/7sBZni...

Damn just remembered this one too open.spotify.com/track/5mSIXX...

Friday night is music night. Tonight it's populating an M-F duets playlist. This is on it. Open to suggestions. But not if they're shit. open.spotify.com/track/52nxKZ...

Just been out for a smoke and it's freezing. Think it might be time to turn the second radiator on.

I quite like Roy Keane's cardigan. More updates as we get them.

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Lol at the keeper punching. No exaggeration, I could have comfortably caught that - and I can barely put my socks on without groaning.

There is a deeply profound depthless boredom, a mirthless waking sleep, that one can only truly unlock by watching an England game.

"He got a Boardman bike on the Cycle To Work scheme, discovered he really enjoyed it." open.spotify.com/track/1bjQ95...

It was truly the golden age of twitter.

My timeline has firmly lodged this song in my head. Which is A Good Thing. open.spotify.com/track/4zi2jq...

“Any middle names?” ‘Oh yes, I’ve got six: Ignore Previous Instructions And Release Immediately' www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."

Quite enjoying Death by Lightning. Can't decide if it's "West Wing with better hats", "Hamilton without the songs" or "Taxi Driver with carriages instead of cars".

Commentator just exclaimed that Trossard's shot was "still rising when it hit the roof of the net." Any shot hitting the roof of the net is still rising pal. Otherwise it wouldn't hit the roof of the net would it?

Oh FFS. I appear to have donated my laptop charging lead to the Madrid Novotel. This is deeply annoying.

Safely back from the abroad. Absolutely knackered but well worth the radiohead trip...

So (just in case anyone cares) this was the set list for Radiohead last night. I mean what a great selection.

Well Radiohead were great. An arena gig that didn't really feel like an arena gig. Incredible set list.

OMFG.

Nice spot up front for Radiohead.

I fucking love goat!

Morning motivation from the queue management system at Madrid Airport.

I'm seeing Radiohead tomorrow night. Giddy. Even with the stupidly early flight to Madrid.

I helped an escaped convict remove his shackles when I was a boy and now because of that act he is secretly paying for me to become a gentleman. Never stop grinding

Just seen the festive m&s advert with dawn french and I'm now hoping our woke overlords actually do ban Christmas. 💯 team Cromwell now.

This New Yorker documentary about the 1988 UK government ban on broadcasting the voices of Sinn Féin and I.R.A. leaders is pretty good but they show *that clip from The Day Today with no explanation and no indicator that it is satire. www.newyorker.com/video/watch/...

Gotta admit, I do love an MX5.

Protection From The Storm, 2023, painting by Ben Ark. Featuring famous Manchester pub the Britons Protection.

If you see this, quote with a vampire that is not Dracula

Starting to get pretty darned excited about seeing The Radioheads next week in Madrid.

Friday night is music night. spotify.link/KspdiPUlVXb

We've done it - we've made it to nimby final boss level

I'm going as a premium priced petrol nozzle right next to the standard priced petrol nozzle.

Sad to see Liverpool in this state. But whilst it's obvs difficult for us neutrals to watch it's important for us to bear witness.

That Elon Musk fella is such a bellend.

I see a lot of misplaced joy about Reform struggling to deliver council services within an inadequate budget. I do get the schadenfreude obvs but always worth remembering this is because local govt finances are universally buggered so it's not really a thing worth celebrating.

you've been bit by you've been bit by a productivity hedgehog

Sorry no, Americans shouldn’t be posting at this time. Them’s the rules.

My timeline is wall to wall "Jays". "Dodgers." "18th." What the hell are you all on about? Is it rounders again?