BREAKING: 7% of Americans consider themselves ‘rich’

Comin’ in hot #LokiPic

I do want to believe this but… China stopped even counting vital economic stats in recent years, much less reporting on them, because they are terrible. Their demographic situation is ranked as: collapsing Reduced economic activity is the more likely cause of reduced emissions.

The season’s first snow.

You think we want that used-up mess?

James Joyce's Ulysses is Quantum #Literature If you understand it, no you don't

Thanksgiving 2026: One chicken wing (no sauce) and a marshmallow. Trump: Costs are down!

Disney keeps making the same mistake of making un-needed, un-wanted live-action versions of their properties rather than developing new ideas

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

Babe, wake up; New tagline for @bsky.app just dropped

The leader and deputy leader of the #CPC #ConservativePartyOfCanada are straight up unpleasant.

Patrick Stewart: 85 years old, go enjoy your rest with our gratitude. Hugh Jackman:

‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ will reportedly be Patrick Stewart’s final acting role. Not just as Professor X, but his last role overall.

Remember when the tragedy of a commercial flight struck a military helicopter in D.C.? That was just 9 months ago. A LOT has happened between then and now, and very little has been good.

This ⬇️ anti-Americanism is under investigation by the FBI (presumably).

Taking corporate mandated training on the dangers of fatigue the day after society mandated disruption to my sleep cycle is really… *YAAWWWNNN* Hunh?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but baggage delays or loss are 9 times out of 10 the fault of the airline, not the airport. Airline help desks don’t usually admit that.

#BlueJays lost but today is a beautiful day. #LokiPic

"NOBODY READS THE ROOM LIKE ME, I'M THE BEST THERE IS AT JUDGING THE MOOD OF THE COUTNRY. I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF KARMIC RETALIATION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."

“Put away childish things” they say “Fck no” I say. I started taking naps as a child and am not stopping now.

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Political #HotTake: Zucchini was never meant to be cooked and served to humans.

Did a tree write this headline?

Everyone still talking about the duration of the #BlueJays and #Dodgers World Series Game 3… Heck, I worked 8 hours today, where’re my accolades?

Was in a Teams meeting and a millennial pronounced VIVA as vy-va rather than bee-va and it totally woke me up.

Day 3 of a new job and I have an cleared inbox. Definitely putting this on my performance review.

Jesus gave loaves and fishes to the multitudes in a bona fide miracle, but he wasn’t rewarding the laziness of Takers | NY Times

The Vance’s are Trump’s Picture of Dorian Grey.

That’s American Psycho.

Not questioning why you are being asked to take an “IQ test” every six months is test one of the cognitive ability test.

A year ago: +Biden was President +America’s economy was roaring +Inflation was dropping back to normal levels +Toronto was preparing for the Eras Tour -Blue Jays finished the season in last place -Canada was on track to elect a petulant populist as PM So, pluses and minuses.

Indiana Jones didn’t buy. Be like Jones

I have a Bachelors of Dodgers?

That’s because all your “girl/boyfriends” live here.

Enten: "Canada is far more popular than Donald Trump is here in the United States. The net popularity of Canada is +49. Trump is -10. We're talking about Canada coming out nearly 60 points ahead on the net popularity ratings versus Donald Trump here in the US"

The lack of a Hellboy III from @realgdt.bsky.social is proof the universe is random and capricious and there is no plan.

*tears or pride* oh, the memories…

*Steve Urkel voice:

TL/DR Can you put it in a short video?

"Twoon fan account" was *right there*

Fun Fact: Goodyear Blimps are shot at 20 times per year on average.

I remember when Forbes was considered a serious journal

Movies from novels are just audiobooks that are over-achieving.

BREAKING: Scientists Know What To Imply To Generate Headlines

Kiss of the Spider Woman releases Oct 17th

Happy Thanksgiving* from Loki *The proper one for harvest time.