Some time later...

The sun hasn't quite come round enough yet - but that's not going to stop Molly making the most of what there is 🐈🌞

Bond will be a fresh-faced British actor

Share your favourite Black and White film 🎬

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

Evening walk. Kingfisher. Made my day getting this shot :) River Adur near Upper Beeding, Sussex. OM1 mk1, lens@560mm (1120mm 35mm equivalent) , F9, 1/2000s, ISO 1600 #birds #nature #wildlife #sussexbirds

Harry Enfield and Ronnie Corbett's "My Blackberry is not working" sketch. God, it's *exquisite*. Not a line out of place, everything works beautifully and there's some free Harry *almost* corpsing thrown in as well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG3...

Anyway, talking of rapture, I've just discovered that this, plus a sprinkling of that, put together with a glass of the other one, does make me go rather weak at the knees.

spokesperson for Sadiq Khan: “We are not going to dignify his appalling and bigoted comments with a response. “London is the greatest city in the world, safer than major US cities, and we’re delighted to welcome the record number of US citizens moving here.”

Just sorted out a sock wash off the dryer, lads. 32 socks went in and... 16 pairs have come out. This is a first in my lifetime and quite possibly in recorded human history. Right then, rapture?

Me on my way to the rapture

On the evening after the Peace Walk in Epping the hotel shouters and flag nonces once again cut the ribbons that Epping families have tied to railings as a show of support for inclusion and integration. Grown men did this. The dickless cowards. They were retied and replaced by this afternoon.🎗️

Some pleasant public action in Epping yesterday. A Peace Walk for local residents that outnumbered pretty much every hotel protest but reported nowhere bar the local news site (likely through gritted teeth). us12.campaign-archive.com?e=__test_ema...

When you see a hare running through the fields, it really is quite magical, please sign, I love these big hare lads, and we should be protecting them at all costs xxx

Best Molly box ever 🐈

Tales from today's riverbank. "Akshually it's a canal". Shush, child.

Molly Cat moved in with us two years ago to the day. Anyway, here she is now 🤷‍♂️🐈

Now then... Chin chin

Market Harborough. All human life is elsewhere.

*sudden Proustian rush*

New people are forming an orderly queue at the bar in my local, lads. *shudders*

Reaction from a Dutch late night host. youtu.be/7vRX-BQAjeE?...

Molly's just checking he's fucked off back to the US.

Antifa terrorists

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Good afternoon @sentimentbot.bsky.social , how am I doing?

Garden shrooms 🍄😎

A very slow response today (wait for it, wait for it...) - well behind yesterday's speedy 11 seconds. She must have been having particularly good dreams 💭🐈

Forgot to mention, I've just become a Great Uncle for the first time 🥰 Are there any correct procedures to follow when this happens?

I picked up some acorns the other day. One was particularly well formed. So...

The world might be going to hell in a bucket, but as long as Molly can still hear a treat from deep sleep in the back bedroom I may as well enjoy the ride 🐈

Pam Grimmond - Autumn Garden. #Linocut

Live your life so that when you die, people from all walks of life emerge to say “Oh no, he was such a good person and also so hot, but also kind and generous and also really really hot, but also so talented and ludicrously indescribably hot.”

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

Robert Redford on Trump: “Instead of a moral compass in the Oval Office, there’s a moral vacuum. Instead of a president who says we’re all in it together, we have a president who’s in it for himself. Instead of words that uplift and unite, we hear words that inflame and divide.”

This is the England I'm proud of 🩷

The world just became infinitely less cool. 🥺

My favorite Redford story is how he badly wanted the Hoffman role in The Graduate, and the director said he was "too confident" and Redford said, what do you mean too confident? Director asked "well how do you feel when you strike out with a girl?" Redford: "What do you mean, strike out?" RIP

Quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

I'm solidly confident that I have not recently taken any LSD, but every time I see a romanesco cauliflower, a little sliver of doubt slips in.

It’s meant to be a children’s show for Christ’s sake

Itinerant: A female insect that belts out rock 'n' soul music.

Today I found out from a random fb post in my newsfeed that Clippy fanfic is a thing and I think that explains a lot about the state of the world.

The Good Humor Man He Literally Sees Everything Like This.

As I was born in 1974, I was aware of this before the original.

Had a few lovely cocktails in town and then went off to see Spinal Tap II. Ideally we would have stayed in the bar, or alternatively, gone to watch the new Downton Abbey film which I'm sure would have had funnier jokes in it than ST ☹️ Anyway, here are another couple of cocktail pics 🍸🍹