Tour de France - its become a favourite watch of mine. Bring it on.

I'm old enough to remember when conventional wisdom said that FPTP meant more stable government.

Late Father's Day present? Pre-order my latest book, The Second Half - what they don't tell you about retirement but what you need to know. linktr.ee/TheSecondHal...

I gave in and did one of those tai chi walking courses. They were right. After 60 days my wife didn't recognise me and had me arrested for trespass and stalking.

Anyone else noticed the 'service' fee added by Ringo parking? 20p not much on a larger fee but if its a quick £1 fee that's 20% More price gouging. #mertonlbc

Watch till the end to see the naked grift - youtube.com/shorts/i-UFf...

Thank you #fitbit I had a perfectly workable home screen, just I wanted. Your updates have now made it substantially worse and I don't need fucking AI to tell me how to train.

Tip to avoid the ridicule of your family - don't leave the electric pump to inflate the paddling pool, then return 10 mins later exclaiming that 'the bloody things broken,' without checking you've fitted the nozzle to the outlet valve and not the air intake.

Scott Hastings, a man of integrity, honesty and empathy. A player who never gave below his maximum. There is nothing more you can ask as a legacy. RIP

At 50 mins probably only for serious film fans, but my god it says nearly everything that needs saying about cinema slop. youtu.be/Ce0LPYnSIgk?...

I've only just happened across this. For english cricket fans, an hour of pure entertainment. youtu.be/-stLY8LgOKM?...

I must admit to a mistake. In my Desert Island Discs I chose In The Cage as a track - it should have been Firth of Fifth.

For Genesis fans - this orchestral interpretation of their masterpiece - Firth of Fifth. youtu.be/XlFDmU1Bd0w?...

I apologise for the presidential language, but for the last time - I don't want to do a fucking Tai Chi walking course.

As Vice Chair and a Trustee of the longest running Women's sports charity, I'm pleased to off this unique wine tasting experience as part of our fundraising campaign. www.budds.com/auctions/upc...

Should I congratulate Infantino on a brilliant PR strategy or should I vomit?

It's 2 years hence, but I'm wondering how to spend my 66th birthday - any ideas?

If climate change isn't real, why is the US concerned about national security because of the melting of Arctic ice?

Just an idea - Mark Carney for the Nobel Peace prize?

I don't care what anybody thinks about the Winter Olympics opening ceremony. That the ubertwat Vance has had to sit through it is reward enough for me.

I love this Spicer content.. youtu.be/gDH0Tz8Yb9I?...

The WRU has announced that their anthem will be performed a cappella for all home games - good, it should be the same for all, save those without words.

Yeah, sure....

The UK should certainly avoid buying any red baseball caps from China.

The critics have had their say...

Has FIFA awarded Ms. Trump an Oscar yet?

If you want to watch a proper documentary, on a proper First Lady, made by a proper documentary maker... youtu.be/_uEhFUgLfno?...

What we need is a Ken Burns' documentary on the Melania Trump docufilm titled 'Chaos and Corruption.'

I can't wait to see Melania's movie. youtube.com/shorts/KiYT_...

If you've had the misfortune to watch Channel 5's NFL coverage, can you tell me what they are trying to create?

Bonne année à tous.

My Christmas.

Damn - I woke up and checked out the last three Australian wickets and will now have to stay up.

Merry Christmas all - apart from Netflix NFL, which is dreadful.

Beautiful prices - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

If anyone is interested in supporting grassroots girls.and women's sport and can spare a couple of quid, please do and kindly repost. Thank you. donate.biggive.org/campaign/a05...

I'm locked into a protracted standoff about Santa being unable to bring an elf on the shelf. My claim that they've all died hasn't been believed.

I've just happened across this old photo from a family album, but it wasn't marked. I think it is from Shetland - can anybody confirm?

Travis Head - that is one of the most remarkable Test centuries I've ever seen.

That's enough. I've just woken up to listen to 3 England wickets- back to sleep.

This has gone down well in the Aussie press....

I'm delighted to have played a small part in the team.that won this award.

Company Sergeant Major Moore chats with a random stranger...

And for not orientating th photo correctly.

Sorry, Company Sergeant Major Moore. (I'm in a lot of trouble for getting that wrong)

Colour Sergeant Moore taking the role before todays memorial march.

Sorry, I forgot to mention Ricin-letter plots.

A must watch, if you like internet rivals, Elvis impersonators, karate instructors, organ-harvesting/ 9/11 conspiracies, and republican politics - The King's of Tupelo on Netflix. Bizarrely compelling.

Halloween at Kew with the kids - this was quite impressive.

NFL - JETS!!!!