If you’re a comedy fan in or near London, have a look at this page (www.99clubcomedy.com) and if you like the first act pictured on the home page then I’d recommend buying tickets for the show on Tuesday 31st March. You might well be pleasantly surprised…

Delighted for Ted Hill getting the Golden Buzzer on #BGT tonight. I saw his show in Edinburgh last year and it was great fun. www.chortle.co.uk/news/2026/03...

Sorry, last post about Goodwin - this is objectively very funny indeed.

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"I need a picture to sum up how the country feels about Keir Starmer" "step right this way"

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

at no point was I able to accurately predict the next word

Horrified by this anti-Semitic attack in Golders Green. Whatever the so-called reasons behind it there is never justification for this sort of thing. Solidarity with all of my Jewish friends and the whole community. What a grim time we are living in.

Like the bat in Wuhan

Saw a huge billboard for the Pussycat Dolls reunion tour. Under pain of death I could not name more than one of their songs

combining these two and feeling overwhelmed with happiness & goodwill towards my fellow man

never again want to hear that it’s woke nonsense to want our energy to come from the sun rather than being completely at the mercy of Putin or the IRGC being annoyed

This is absolutely mad. Any school indulging in this sort of nonsense should be thoroughly ashamed. One of the books banned is David Mitchell's autobiography for goodness sake!

I hope that SNL UK goes well tonight - there are many many very talented people working on it both in front of and behind the camera, and the scrutiny they're under at the moment is pretty ridiculous. My other hope is that they quickly find their own identity for the show. 1/3

No matter how prepared you think you are. It is not enough

Chuck Norris and Jenni Murray on the same day? There’s going to be quite the interview about an action move in heaven tonight

Just went to a 30th anniversary screening of Baz Luhrman’s Romeo + Juliet. It really stands up, and the music is great. And goodness me Claire Danes was incredible in that film. Leo is good too and the supporting cast are generally great (Margoyles! Postlethwaite!) but Danes is extraordinary.

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Unless a ghost wrote this I guess it was fine?

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1/2. He took the greatest military force in history, lost a war to a middle power in a week, begged the world to save him, & demanded the media lie about this & everything else. I try, but at a simple human level I do not see how anyone mistakes this man’s almost supernatural weakness for strength.

The government’s Warm Homes plan is aimed at increasing the number of solar panels and heat pumps in the country. Seems like a really good idea at a time of energy crisis. When’s it coming in? Oh, some time next year probably. Yeah, no rush lads.

Today I am quitting my job working for Mr Trump because I just found out he's stupid. It has been the privilege of my life to work for this dipshit, who I would die for

Can't wait to see this. Assuming we're all still alive in December

He's like Bizarro Trump

Trump's Peace Prize? Recorded live at The 99 Club in London

The heavier proton is already taking Ozempic

Every time you see a live awards ceremony it makes you really appreciate the value of editing. #oscars

Still don’t understand why the stage mics were all seemingly dipped in water before the show though #oscars

Watching the Oscars on ITV feels a bit like watching the US election night coverage. Although the results are slightly less horrifying.

Is it just me and my TV or is the sound pretty rubbish on the Oscars coverage? Sounds like it’s being filtered through a water feature

Donald Trump letting you know how the authoritarian capture of the media is going, in case you missed it. Unlike other authoritarians in places like Hungary and Poland he has no worries about advertising his authoritarian take over of the media.

He was just following orders

Well this is terrifying and feels like yet another warning about the dangers of AI that people really need to start heeding… ‘My son’s AI wife said it loved him. Then it encouraged him to die’ www.thetimes.com/article/bce9...

I suppose the problem with saying that you’ve destroyed 100% of a country’s military but then in the next sentence admitting that they are still capable of attacking you is that you might come across as a bit stupid. Luckily Donald Trump never worries about that.

Eh, why should we research Alzheimer's, diabetes, cancer, and heart disease? It's not like these issues could ever possibly affect me, personally, because I, like every Republican, have no conception of time, probability, or cause and effect, I exist in a void filled solely by malicious urges.

If this has been enabled for any length of time it could be a major scandal…

You say that, but would an otter have fucked up the Dardanelles Campaign?

I'm not entirely sure what this is but I think we need it... (Jazz Emu is always brilliant) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XyC...

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

I’ve currently got one of those colds where you basically feel ok if a bit vague all day and then from about 7pm it’s relentless coughing. And then repeat. I’ve had better weeks.

The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

The fourth episode of Paradise Season 2. Fucking hell what a ride. It’s quickly becoming one of my favourite TV shows at the moment, alongside Pluribus as another high quality post-apocalyptic thriller. Had to watch B99’s excellent episode The Box to calm down afterwards…

Well there goes any chance of an upset. New Zealand have been absolutely blown away today. As is so often the case, the semi finals were much better games than the final! #cricket

Satire really is impossible in the US now

A couple of wickets and now suddenly the match isn’t a foregone conclusion. I mean it’s still massively in India’s favour but you never know… #cricket

I think about this a lot

Feeling a bit under the weather this weekend so decided to watch the T20 World Cup Final. What an absolute demolition by India so far. Baffling tactics from New Zealand in the Powerplay. Will India make 300? Not impossible.

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Amazing result for New Zealand in the cricket - absolutely destroying the favourites South Africa. Can England do something similar tomorrow and create a rerun of the 2019 World Cup Final? Then all we need is a Super Over... #cricket