The best thing about my Russian hack story is that how the Guardian found out about the £5 million is completely irrelevant. But now people are talking about that instead of why I was given it, why I tried to hide it and whether I bought houses with it. 😉

In Phoenix Arizona for #WPC2026 - already met dozens of great people, including past guests on the #moversandshakers podcast #parkinsons

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Farage claims his phone was hacked by Russia and that this highlights the “threat they pose to British security”. Which is odd because 7yrs ago he had the chance to strengthen laws against Russian interference but he voted against it, saying the claims were “baseless” The man is never, ever right.

Forgot to wish city of Kiev happy 1544 birthday. This is what Moscow looked like 1544 years ago.

The Guardian says that the National Cyber Security Centre is not aware of any report from me about my phone being hacked by Russians. It's absolutely infuriating how these 'journalists' keep checking for facts and evidence! Why can't they just take my word for it like GB News?

Scenes You Seldom See: “Shouldn’t we move the barbeque to the end of the garden so the smoke won’t annoy our neighbours?” From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1189, July 2007.

They certainly had his number.

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to avoid all media interviews during an important by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said the cowardly little shit's in hiding because of his dodgy financial dealings"

I keep coming back to this masterpiece. A century of russian imperial mythology dismantled in a few words. 🙇🏻‍♂️ @darthputinkgb.bsky.social 👏

This really is quite serious. Blanche is as scummy as his boss for arranging this

Thanks for the inclusion, JB. Much appreciated.

Grok: "Apologies, this Cybertruck is not as I previously claimed 100% watertight. You are right to correct me on this. Would you like to learn more about submersible vehicles?"

Once again, there is no pleasure in accurately predicting the dishonesty of Farage & his crew or the dereliction of duty across much of the media.

1979 stag weekend in Barcelona and we saw the art critic Robert Hughes filming his series The Shock of the New. Followed him around for an hour making wanker signs to camera. He took it very well and bought us all drinks in the evening. Felt guilty as he was a bloody good sport.

Falling immigration numbers offer chance to reset debate and ask how and why people coming to the UK and leaving it changes all our lives. Scream at me all you want but I refuse to ignore the facts in favour of anyone’s divisive fiction and will keep speaking up for a better way forward for all.

This is a shocking indictment of the abject failure of UK news shows to get the actual facts about net migration across to the public and call out the bull**** by the likes of Nigel Farage youtu.be/WuSKdLtKHCs?...

I have now reached that time of life when I am ludicrously excited that the drive home from Kings Lynn is going to allow me to binge listen to two episodes of The Rest is History on Gallipoli. Yes. Yes I do rock. 🤘

My greatest reward as a teacher is bumping into former students who have gone bald before me.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social is very well read. I wonder has he seen this new title?

That’s how you do it! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @MayorofLondon

Funny how Nigel will buy people a pint but likes people to give him £5m. The fact this ex-(racist) public schoolboy City trader with the mustard cords, the 5 houses, the undeclared gifts & the Up the 'RA Cameo videos is seen as a 'man of the people' is, by some distance, the hollowest joke I know.

Channel 4 News's Clare Fallon tracks down Nigel Farage who was absent from Parliament today avoiding questions about the £5m donation She asks him about it He jumps into his car and drives off

"A German court in December 1926 awarded...the military leader of the Kapp putsch, back payment of his pension to cover the period when he was a rebel against the government and also the five years that he was a fugitive from justice." - William Shirer. The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. p. 109

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Yay!

Literally nobody ever has condemned him for his upbringing. It's always just for being a twat.

But it would if we taxed ALL mega rich appropriately!

Could voters deliberately spoil Andy Burnham’s leadership pitch just because they can? ➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaQ5...

Full investigation please!~

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

Mount Fuji from space.

Asked Xi to clarify remarks to Donald that "Putin might come to regret starting Ukraine war" Xi: 🇨🇳 has recovered many territories taken by foreigners like Hong Kong, Macau, etc VVP: Indeed Xi: But not yet the Amur or Vladivostok VVP: What do you mean "yet"? Xi: I mean you might yet regret this war

"Dear Diary, Starting to get withdrawal symptoms due to not having had a press conference for weeks. But I can't face scrutiny so I need to stay in hiding. I'm even considering going to Clacton because nobody would think to look for me there..."

To the King's Head theatre to see @rosieisaholt.bsky.social hilarious farce about one Chancellor's battle with Churchill's urinal. Raucously funny and like all the very best comedy tinged with a dose of human failure and regret. As Winston himself might have said "it's a banger lads."

So Lee Anderson, who said Islamists have "got control" of Sadiq Khan, wants to close every food bank in the country, and is committed to bringing back the death penalty, has now been made Chairman of Reform UK

Forcing Farage to talk about the Brexit disaster is key to defeating him inews.co.uk/opinion/forc...

If anyone doesn't understand how Russia's demographic system works, it's simple: people from territories that aren't yet part of Russia are used to repopulate Russia, and Russians are used to populate the territories that will become part of Russia.

1. What I found in Trump's new 113-page financial disclosure report. It doesn't look good.

People now debating whether we should rejoin the EU… Surely the real question is: Why on earth wouldn’t we?!

Also fuck Mike Johnson for saying politicians can't survive off $175k salaries but they expect citizens to live off $40k or $7.25 an hour. Fuck all the way off

OTD in 2002 Prez said it was Ukraine's decision to join NATO if it wanted. Which is *very* strange thing to say if you got a promise from NATO that Ukraine wasn't going to be allowed to even apply. Or maybe the idea we got one is bullshit.

Actually, this photo is PROOF that gullible dimwits will believe a Shakira concert in Rio is London and it will be wildly shared and liked on Musk's X because it is designed to encourage and reward such lies and misinformation.

It is common courtesy to shut a garden gate behind you. That's why I have an every-growing blacklist of companies who either do doorstep sales or drop leaflets who I'm never going to give any custom to.

As a teen In the 90s I loved Rage against the machine. I bought a Tshirt with the lyrics "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" on it and my mom made me take it back for a refund. So I did exactly what she told me.

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Train driver here, you want us to toot the horn when we drive towards the bridge you're peering over then give us a wave. No wavey, no tooty.

Le Pen and Farage are old friends. They were both MEPs together. They took money from the EU, but did no work for it in return. Le Pen has since been convicted for embezzlement. It's time Farage's finances were put under the microscope too. #FarageOut