Tommy Robinson is a journalist in much the same way that a hamster is a bicycle.

Tommy Robinson is a journalist in much the same way that a hamster is a bicycle.

Congratulations to Chris Mason for being nominated for 'Political Journalist Of The Year' in the London Press Club Awards. He was nominated for his "fearless commitment to unbiased, objective reporting" by a Mr N Farage of Clacton.

Young people being slagged off by the sexually incontinent serial liar who fucked up their future with the biggest act of self harm in history.

Tommy Robinson has just been deported from both Colombia and Panama. Still, I'm sure he understands why a country would want to secure its borders against fighting age foreign criminals.

I think he means Brexit was worth it even though it made OTHER people poorer. Twat.

After promising to root out waste and ensure taxpayers' money is spent on "things that matter", Andrea Jenkyns wants to spend £147,000 on answering her emails. Somebody call DOGE!

Find out just how hard you can cringe by watching GB News dickhead, Martin Daubney, saluting cars in the hope that his hero Trump is in one of them.

Trump being taken for a golden carriage ride to nowhere around the grounds of Windsor Castle, like humouring a massive toddler.

OK, who put Melania into 'sleep' mode?

Former Tory MP Maria Caulfield defected to Reform on a matter of principle. The principle that she'll say and do anything if it allows her to climb back on the gravy train.

Trump's state visit is off to a great start.

So proud right now...

Reform UK further enhance their image as the party of ordinary people by welcoming Danny Kruger, the Eton/Oxford educated son of multi millionaire parents.

You can't spell 'patriot' without a pee.

It is foolish to say that everyone at the Unite Our Kingdom protest was far right. Some were just racists, others were simply thick twats, many were bored football hooligans and thousands more were gullible fuckwits.

Not far right, just the silent majority of ordinary people, who happen to enjoy getting pissed and attacking the police.

Alexa, what does Hell look like?

GB News have confirmed that 400million people attended the Unite The Kingdom march.

"I said they are just ordinary people with legitimate concerns, peacefully protesting. What did I say Roy?" "You said they're a bunch of far right racist twats"

There are one or two questions about Nigel Farage's tax affairs. Some reports say he deliberately avoided stamp duty, others are less sure. I just wonder whether the truth is being witheld from us. I don't know the answer to that, but it is a fair and legitimate question.

As expected, Charlie Kirk's killer, Tyler Robinson, was a black trans muslim Democrat... oh, hang on... sorry - he was the son of white Christian Republican parents in Utah and was taught to use guns from an early age. What a fucking surprise.

Reform want to replace the civil service with Reform nutters and have politically appointed judges who agree with them. They aren't even trying to hide the fact that they want to dismantle our democracy and replace it with authoritarianism.

Who better to comment on the dangers of creating division through irresponsible speculation than the man who started the Southport riots?

Donald Trump calming things down after the shooting of Charlie Kirk.

Please God make it stop!

"I once bought a house then remembered that it was actually my girlfriend who had bought it"

It's no surprise that Nigel Farage hardly ever bothers to visit Clacton or turn up at Parliament. When he was an MEP, his attendance record was 748th out of 751. He's a workshy grifting gobshite.

So either Nigel Farage lied about buying a house in Clacton, when he wanted to pretend he gave a shit about the place, or he lied about it being his girlfriend's house, when he was caught avoiding stamp duty. Either way he's a lying chancer.

Alexa, what does a smug twat look like?

The only team with 11 right wingers.

Lucy Connolly has sought to end the controversy over her views on asylum seekers. By attending the Reform conference, she proved beyond all possible doubt that she is definitely a racist.

Nigel Farage to Laura Kuenssberg: "The others just tell the electorate what they want to hear" Fuck me, the irony!

Nigel Farage just admitted he hasn't a clue how to do anything in government, which is why he needs people like Nadine Dorries. So they will be guided by one of the stupidest morons ever to hold public office - quite the sales pitch.

The latest Tory to defect to Reform is Chris Mason. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Sarah Pochin said she will never be silenced. Although she's more than happy for all the journalists they banned from their conference to be silenced.

Say what you like about Reform, but they certainly know how to put on a conference.

A 12 year old Reform supporter demonstrating the benifits of home schooling, provided you want your head filled with right wing bollocks instead of having an education.

Nigel Farage stands up for free speech by having a protestor dragged out of the Reform conference.

Reform UK members arriving at the conference.

Fantastic turnout for the Reform Conference.

Nadine Dorries has defected to Reform. I'm shocked that Reform UK would appeal to a monumentally thick, spiteful, entitled, self-serving moronic fuckwit.

The truly joyous moment Nigel Farage realises he's going to spend most of his time at the US Congress having his arse handed to him by people who know exactly how much of a twat he is.

Nigel Farage’s contribution to the debate in Parliament on child rape was to fly to the US and kiss the arse of a serial sexual predator and adjudicated rapist.

What’s the correct name for someone who is paid public money to represent UK citizens in Parliament but instead chooses to go before a Congressional Hearing in the US to slag off the UK and urge Trump’s government to take action against us?

Who says I haven’t achieved anything positive during my first year in office?

All the usual right wing flag-shaggers are crying about this Reform gobshite getting arrested “for raising a flag” at Epping. No, she was arrested for breaching a Section 14 Order and deliberately going outside the agreed protest area. Less about flags and more about being a moron.

In Clacton, the search for Nigel Farage enters its 424th day.

Parliament reopened today, but Nigel Farage was in Washington DC on his 10th trip to the US since becoming an MP. You don't get to earn £1m from 12 jobs by wasting time on what is meant to be your full time role.

Utter bollocks as usual. The only mention of the ECHR was in confirming that it wasn't considered at all by the judges. Deliberate lying to incite hatred and division by the the frog-faced gobshite.