Man of the people or privately educated, rich, greedy, entitled, selfish, bone-idle, divisive grifting gobshite?

So proud of our flagship Kent Council, who cut wasteful spending by painting yellow lines outside a school that has been closed for nine years.

Man of the people or privately educated, rich, greedy, entitled, selfish, bone-idle, divisive grifting gobshite?

So proud of our flagship Kent Council, who cut wasteful spending by painting yellow lines outside a school that has been closed for nine years.

GB News are asking Trump the tough questions, like "why are you so amazing?"

Meanwhile, over on Shitter, this patriot understands that you can't let the absence of any public information about the perpetrator stop you making up complete bollocks to fuel hatred and division.

Top Tip: make something true by simply writing the word FACT after it in block capitals, followed by nine exclamation marks.

Ah yes, collapsing the economy, your one area of expertise. Do tell us about the time you knocked £30bn off the stock market and trebled everyone's mortgage.

Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.

I believe in the right to ask fair and legitimate questions. Unless those questions are “did you pay for that house in Clacton?”, “how could your girlfriend afford to buy it?”, “is it just a tax scam?” or “are you a lying sack of shit?”

I knew I shouldn't have asked Lee Anderson to refil the soap dispensers at Reform HQ.

Why apologise for a Reform councillor calling children in care "evil" when I can just bang on about asylum seeker hotels instead?

Actually, it happened because the far-right religious nutter, climate sceptic and Islamophobic billionaire, Paul Marshall, looked at Fox News in the US and thought “Why can’t we have a propaganda channel that pumps out non-stop bullshit too?”

Talk TV confirm that they have sacked renowned concrete grower, Mike Graham. Seems unfair to sack him for being a racist dick when that was basically his job description.

Many thanks to JCB’s Lord Bamford for donating £200,000 to Reform. HMRC seem to think he owes them up to £500m from money hidden in offshore accounts, but why pay tax when you can give it to a bunch of racists instead?

The BBC have always been biased against me. As I explained in detail during my 38 appearances on BBC Question Time.

What’s happened to me!? My trousers have turned orange and I suddenly feel the urge to shout at boats and never visit Clacton!

BBC Director General Tim Davie and news CEO Deborah Turness have both quit. Getting rid of a former Tory candidate and the woman who wanted to change output to gain the trust of Reform voters should definitely sort out any left wing bias.

Shitler Youth gobshite 'Young Bob' is a journalist in much the way that a gerbil is a wardrobe.

I for one am shocked to find that the reason Twitter is now a cesspool of hatred and bile is because that is what is being deliberately cultivated by the ketamine-addled Nazi man-child who owns it.

There are twice as many referrals to Prevent for far right extremists than there are for Islamist extremists. I'm sure GB News will be all over this... Just you wait... ...

Court convicts two donors for illegally diverting £100k to Eurosceptic think tank run by Nigel Farage's girlfriend. She definitely doesn't sound like the sort of person who would get involved with tax fraud on a house purchase.

Reform MPs care so much about the Huntingdon attack that not one of them could be arsed to turn up for the Home Secretary’s statement about the incident yesterday.

As the Huntingdon train hero is named as Samir Zitouni, our thoughts and prayers are with all right wing racist fuckwits at this difficult time.

Nigel Farage says he wants to 'raise aspiration' by cutting the minimum wage for young people (currently £10), but reducing tax for young people earning over £100k. Presumably he wants them to just ask their stockbroker fathers to fix them up with a job in The City, like he did.

And by "our borders" I assume you mean in Dubai, the country you live in.

Good to see unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf on the Laura Kuenssberg show. For a moment there I thought they might go for a week without representing a party with ONLY FIVE MPs!

Bollocks - this ended on 3 January and was a temporary scheme funded from their surplus, not by taxpayers. Stop making things up you divisive shit-stirring prick.

Who better to complain about wasting money than the MP who claimed £30,000 from taxpayers for renting a flat while her husband owned one just a few minutes away?

Andrew Tate has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. Nigel Farage described him as "an important voice for young men". That tells you all you need to know about Farage's moral compass.

Question Time seem to have mistakenly called Matthew Goodwin an academic instead of a 'GB News Gobshite'.

As Rachel Reeves’ letting agent apologises for not applying for a rental licence, Chris Mason has taken a short leave of absence until he can manage to stop sobbing hysterically.

It's easy for Danny Kruger to talk about massive cuts to the civil service, because he's an entitled prick who's never had a proper job and has zero idea what government workers actually do. Everything seems easy when you know fuck all.

Only 29 asylum appeals have been made to the ECHR in the last 45 years you dimwit. For that non-existent benefit you would sacrifice the right to life, liberty, fair trial, freedom of expression, thought, religion, protection from torture, slavery, etc. Fucking idiot.

Sorry to break it to you, but you’re not in politics mate- nobody elected you.

Sarah Pochin has condemned British Athletics for selecting relay teams that do not look like her.

Bullshitter in chief, Richard Tice, trying to claim credit for finding 'ghost' taxi fraud at Kent, which was reported in March 2025, two months before Reform took over. All he has is lies, because DOGE have done fuck all.

Reform council in Nottingham decide that the best way to save money is to spend £75,000 on... flags. Still, I'm sure they can cut social care of children's services to make up for it.

Such a relief that Russia lost in Caerphilly.

Except you haven't applied to ask a question since July have you, you lazy little gobshite?

Proof that Nigel Farage hardly knew Nathan Gill, the traitor who took Russian bribes.

Congratulations to Mike Graham for managing to get sacked for being too obnoxious even for TalkTV, who famously employ only the most grotesque dregs of society anyway.

Strange that Kemi Badenoch only manages to find her voice on grooming gangs now, after being an MP for 8 years, including time as Minister For Children & Families then Minister for Women and Equalities.

“Hands up if you oversaw the greatest act of self-harm in our history, caused thousands of unnecessary deaths, broke your own rules and syphoned £millions to your mates through dodgy contracts”

And now we go live to Kent County Council for the Reform group meeting.

Sounds like the sort of person who would never get involved in fraudulently buying a house in Clacton to avoid tax.

"Listen love.." says Nigel Farage to Mishal Husain, someone streets ahead of him intellectually. A little glimpse into the Britain he wants to get back to.

Turns out Nigel Farage hasn’t a clue how Parliament works, even though being an MP is meant to be his full-time job. He just can’t bear the idea that he isn’t the centre of attention and allowed to spout bollocks whenever he wants.

Dubai Dicky was outraged when Lucy Connolly was convicted of the same offence. Sounds like he's in favour of two tier justice.

This is how Farage and Tice reacted at PMQs when someone raised the issue of one of their politicians accepting bribes to spread Russian propaganda. Apparently it’s funny to be a traitor.