You can buy tickets for my latest live tour from jonathanpie.com

You can buy tickets for my latest live tour from jonathanpie.com

Well, That Went Well. Q&A bonus Episode OUT NOW! youtu.be/JOUI9mWBL8s?...

My 'End of the World According to Jonathan Pie' Live Tour starts in September. Some venues have sold out, but there's still time to book tickets at JonathanPie.com.

We all know this to be true. JonathanPie.com

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I can dream, can't I?

Farage vs The Establishment. Tickets to my live show are available at JonathanPie.com youtu.be/5TeLKNgpty0?...

This is the most Nigel Farage thing Nigel Farage has ever done. Stand down in the safest seat Reform holds, then stand again so he can win it back and say: “See? 20,000 people voted for me, so we can all forget about my dodgy billionaire mate.” He is such a fucking drama queen.

He's either: a) Not going anywhere and is just doing this for attention. b) Using the scrutiny of his finances as an excuse to retire, move to Dubai, and enjoy his millions in peace. Vote now.

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£22,500 an HOUR?! Farage has approached his entire political career as a golden ticket to Shillville. He's taking the piss and doesn't even attempt to hide it.

Not long to go. Many venues are down to only a handful of tickets. Book yours now at JonathanPie.com.

I just saw an account on X tell someone who was talking about ending up in hospital recently with heatstroke to ‘man up’. Extraordinary.

'A man of the people.'

$2.1 billion in perfectly timed bets.

Any odds on how long it will take for Andy Burnham to resign as Prime Minister or is it too soon for that?

Trump the Peacemaker. JonathanPie.com youtu.be/ndkFtUKLNZY?...

The world’s richest arsehole. JonathanPie.com

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A Trillion Dollars. For tickets to see my new live show go to JonathanPie.com. youtu.be/PZEH1NxbyCk?...

I wondered what had happened to Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan

An unfortunately evergreen video from earlier this year. Are Labour ever going to get their shit together? JonathanPie.com.

"Check out this baby, from bean to cup in just 10 seconds... How much did it cost? No idea, it just appeared one day and I assumed the pixies had left it."

Salt of the earth, straight-talking, 'I speak as I find' wanker. According to Reform, he said these things "before he entered politics" - so that's alright then.

Not long now. This year's tour kicks off with a few warm-up gigs at the beginning of September. Many venues have already sold out or have only a few tickets left. Book yours here: JonathanPie.com

Grok: "Apologies, this Cybertruck is not as I previously claimed 100% watertight. You are right to correct me on this. Would you like to learn more about submersible vehicles?"

How in Satan's ballbag do you get your account permanently suspended from X these days? Reform's candicate for Makerfield, Robert Kenyon, is not off to a great start...

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Labour: Get your sh*t together! JonathanPie.com

Farage’s crafty crypto fortune. Full version: youtu.be/SqObceUurRs?...

Labour: Get your sh*t together! JonathanPie.com

The Labour Bloodbath Begins! JonathanPie.com youtu.be/83IYfRzlYv8?...

In these times of great uncertainty, one thing is for sure: I am NOT going to be short of material for this year's Live Tour. Book tickets at JonathanPie.com

He truly is a 'man of the people'. I mean, we've all been given a 'no-strings-attached' 5 mil donation from a crypto billionaire at some point in our lives. Leave him alone!

Well I’m sure that went well…

Keir Starmer sees not resigning as taking responsibility. Others (including his own party) see it as blinkered obstinacy. This is a man flailing desperately to dodge a multitude of political knives pointed at his back from all directions. He must be sweating like a bastard.

Childish point-scoring gimmickry. This is the state of politics today.

Farage’s crafty crypto fortune. Full version: youtu.be/SqObceUurRs?...

Nigel’s Dodgy Donations JonathanPie.com youtu.be/SqObceUurRs?...

I don't understand how anyone who supports Reform UK doesn't realise that if Trump offered Farage a job as his official Groom of the Stool (look it up), he'd fuck off tomorrow.

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Without wishing to sound disrespectful, Russell Brand really has lost the fucking plot hasn't he? 'Batshit' doesn't even begin to cover it. Batshitty-watshitty?

I don't know what prompted me to post this again. Must be one of those days. Call Jonathan Pie Series 2 - still available to listen to on BBC Sounds and other podcast platforms.

Starmer's Toast. jonathanpie.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9-l...

Wait a minute, is this the same Richard Tice who repeatedly called for Angela Rayner to resign over her dubious tax shenanigans? Surely not, because that would make him look like a hypocritical wanker. Oh.

So did Mandelson get clearance or not? None of this looks good whichever way they spin it.

I have to admit, Trump picking a fight with the Pope was not on my list of things to look out for in 2026, but it's really not that unexpected when you think about it.

From my 2024 Heroes & Villains Live Tour. Tickets for my latest tour are available from: JonathanPie.com