Accuracymaxxing

If/when the dems regain control they better pack this court like billionaires in a submersible

Just a couple of dad-rich dummies pointing fingers over problems they helped create

Law and order from the Amber Alert Presidency

Just add some raccoon penis and measle juice to that pool and you’ve got yourself a winner

Postcards from a country that created a need for a day like Juneteenth

Same klux, different klan

Death Sentences 1-year-old Kohen Kartier Wiley, murdered by police after his mother was mistaken for someone shoplifting diapers

Confidence and ignorance are the worst combination since Erika Kirk and the role of the grieving widow

Putting the “system” in criminal justice system

Just saying, MSG could be our Esso station

Actual footage of the new and improved @60minutes.bsky.social

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Happy Pride ❤️

I like how MAGA’s attempts at a cover-up are more transparent than the polish on Don Jr’s coke nail

All Collaborators Are Bastards @govsherrillnj

I don’t know why @katiemiller has such a beef with that tweet she definitely knows better than most about fucking uglies

Everyone relax, I’m sure her health insurance has her covered like the cover she provided for her sex trafficking buddies

May her thyroid be protected with the same ferocity she employed to protect sex trafficking pedophiles 🙏

He really puts the “con” in “incontinence”

Normal people doing normal people things

Resting Country Face

His words, not mine

Not pictured: throwing tantrums over movie castings, teaching his sex crime robot to make images of undressed minors, and trying hard to make human person comedy jokes

I swear MAGA has more easy marks than the Funky Bunch

Don’t worry Don Jon the Lesser, your dad hates you but at least you’re not Eric

Another stooge bites the dust. Odd that it’s always a woman but then again not odd at all when your boss is Rapist the Hutt. No doubt whoever takes Tulsi’s place will somehow be even worse, but for now I’ll enjoy the schadenfreude

Just say a pedophile sent you

We’ve come a long way, baby

Always have billions for bigots and ballrooms

It’s a well-known fact that people on the right side of history famously ban books

Wish I could be with the thousands of folks marching in Selma today protesting the Supreme Court’s gutting of the Voting Rights Act. You’re making history that insists on repeating itself and I’m so grateful for all of you

28 but looks like a 46-year-old dad willing to trade his kids for a pack of Pall Malls

The same baby whisper-skinned cringelords who get jammed up over movie castings also think AI porn bots are flirting with them

@nolathaprogressive had it exactly right. The descendants of inadequacy are collapsing on themselves like a dying star of ruined genetics and unpopularity

Yes, it is

He really puts the “sac” in sacrifice

There are a few images I often think of to remind myself what kind of person we’re up against. This is one of those images.

For the Epsteinth time, the President desperately wants you to forget what he’s done to countless kids

You’d think MAGA would be better at comedy given how many people are laughing at them all the time

American Pictograph

Subtext

Moments of serotonin amidst an ocean of bullshit @justinjpearson

Fighting the same klan in a different century @brotherjones_

Not just Tennessee, but definitely Tennessee

Has anyone started a gofundme for the spider yet?

Actual footage from the #metgala

Proper branding is so important

@scottjenningsky is what happens when a pair of insufferable boat shoes makes a wish upon a smirk to become a real journalist

It’s the same picture