Obviously AI, no mandrill ass could possibly spew this much noxious shit

Giving racist meat scarecrows a taste of their own medicine

The United States of imprisoning children in measles-ridden concentration camps while allowing wealthy monsters to walk freely among us and run everything.

Friendless Urinal Cake posting racist memes to get people to stop talking about his sex crimes is peak MAGA

It will be attended by the dozens

Cmon guys we can definitely be bullying Crypto Kid Rock even harder

When the time comes, those payroll records are gonna be super helpful for hunting down all these human hunters

Get worse soon, you chinless dust mummy

Getting mad about movie casting is a gateway to enlisting with ICE

It’s been Groundhog’s Day for years and years

When that ICE agent said “fuck them kids”, MAGA was like “already there, boss”

Being openly MAGA must be like constantly punching yourself in the nuts

Every last one of the creepshows demonizing trans people has some dark shit they don’t want anyone seeing on their hard drives

I’ve got an idea for a film that will make back all the money that Eva Braunzer vanity disaster lost and then some

White supremacy is their goal, profound inadequacy is their reality

@donlemonofficial wouldn’t have gotten arrested if he’d been a masked human-hunter instead of a journalist

Death Sentences

Ilhan Omar is a “fraud” in the same way Donald Trump can sit up too fast without dying

Those saying the attack on Ilhan Omar was “staged” are the same gullible dopes who actually think this moldering meat scarecrow took a bullet to the ear

The way @repilhan squared up she would have knocked that confederate taint back to Reconstruction

History is a cul-de-sac

Off to hassle cicadas or hate crime a thimble, probably

They’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. Oh, and they’re cowards. And murderers. And total, compete losers.

Every last one of them will find their chosen profession has become an irredeemable slur from which they will never find rescue or relief.

Sure, this is how everyone else sees you but it’s DEFINITELY how your kids will see you when they get old enough to understand second-hand embarrassment.

Violence at the hands of the state is nothing new and has been the reality for many non-white Americans since the very beginning. This needs to be top of mind when confronting what happens next and where we go from here.

Play Nazi games, win Nuremberg prizes

I know there are ICE agents who get off on being hated as it’s the only human emotion they’ve been able to conjure amongst anyone unlucky enough to know them. But some did not anticipate the hatred, who never thought it would follow them for the rest of their sad lives like a tribal tattoo. Boo hoo.

Terrorizing children has been a hallmark of white supremacy longer than mask wearing

I don’t know guys I’m starting to think MAGA has no idea what the word “great” means

Fake news, the only thing Public Access Caligula can tell apart these days is which of his grandkids he thinks is sexiest

I transcribed Pariah Carey’s Davos speech so you don’t have to watch a pants-shitting pumpkin candle melt onstage in real time

Taken from one of that ICE pastor’s sermons probably (definitely)

If the pastor of your church moonlights as a masked human-hunting bigot, your church is really just a klan rally with pews.

Actually me on MLK Day involves navigating a head cold and side-eyeing posts from people whose knowledge of Dr. King runs about as deep as a quote on a throw pillow from Pottery Barn

Feeling pretty under the weather, probably from spending some time out in the freezing cold this weekend or maybe it’s just because we’re living through the dumbest end times ever

Actual footage of Jeremy “Jake” Lang demonstrating how to greet someone with a Ku Klux Klanshake

The National Sex Offender Registry is like LinkedIn for ICE

Abolish, demolish

What a difference ten years makes

Found em

The Dems saying this would have been the kind of dinosaurs to try and reason with the comet

Jonathon Ross suffering from “internal bleeding” makes sense if you’re exceptionally stupid

That one Ford worker has more guts than the totality of media right now

Ten years of Trump is both a long time and no time at all

Scott Adams: “The best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from Black people... So I think it makes no sense whatsoever as a white citizen of America to try to help Black citizens anymore.” One from several years ago. Rest in piss, hack

Small price to pay for your devotion to a kid-raping meat scarecrow who also apparently moonlights in snuff filmmaking

“When (DHS) sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”

I don’t know, I think some men could stand to be much lonelier

Spines are like friendship in that ICE agents are unfamiliar with both of them