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Moments of serotonin amidst an ocean of bullshit @justinjpearson

Fighting the same klan in a different century @brotherjones_

Not just Tennessee, but definitely Tennessee

Has anyone started a gofundme for the spider yet?

Actual footage from the #metgala

Proper branding is so important

@scottjenningsky is what happens when a pair of insufferable boat shoes makes a wish upon a smirk to become a real journalist

It’s the same picture

Brought to you by the letters SYBA and U

MAGA clutching pearls over a Jimmy Kimmel joke like it’s Katie Miller’s emotional support boob during a staged shooting

Crossed fingers are the winks of the hand

With accusations of violent rhetoric getting tossed around like Kash Patel on a pub crawl, I thought I’d revisit the time one of my cartoons about Trump’s frequent calls for violence was fact checked as TRUE ✅ ty @snopesdotcom

The only thing that stops a bad teacher with a gun is a community theatre production of a staged assassination attempt to

Play imaginary assassination attempt games, win imaginary assassination attempt prizes

Personally I liked Live Laugh Eva Braun‘s stripped down performance last night without the pageantry of open casket fireworks or a funeral merch table

Every news alert is a panoply of possibilities

Guys whether this was staged or definitely staged the thing to remember is that Donald Trump is a child-raping hate crime merchant

Cmon death, do a death

Republicans wanting to pardon Ghislaine makes perfect sense when you realize they’re all collectively in the thrall of Kid-Raper the Hutt

It’s great to see a plan come together

The face I make watching people fall for this country club klansman’s fake mea culpa

May all the men in the comments who suddenly have opinions about assault apply that same passion when holding other men accountable for abusive behavior

Rommel and Coke has the gravitas of a 13-year-old boy in 1994 mad at his mom about chores

For all the deeply unsafe men in the comments getting big mad over statistics but not a rape academy

Cmon guys lay off them it’s the same picture

62 million men visiting an online rape academy in February is why the bear should not only be chosen, but ruthlessly mauling as well.

Common mistake

Guys I’m just out here clarifying homonyms

Bearded Wormtongue is the King Midas of humiliating losses

Eva Braunzer being totally normal and saying totally normal things

Or whatever it was the Kimberly-Clark guy said

Bet be backed off because he got distracted while walking by a Gap Kids

Spoiler alert: we’ve always been the bad guys

Surround your state capitol, get to the White House if you can and remind these fuckers who they work for and serve.

War crime by tweet is always how this was gonna end AND ALSO VERY MUCH GOD BLESS TO THE IRANIANS WHO I WILL BE GENOCIDING PRAISE BE FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

He Is Prison

Guys, Krusti requests the same privacy that was afforded to the countless families whose lives she destroyed so let’s go easy ok

It’s probably just gonna be a stack of Highlights for Children and a recipe for homemade rohypnol

Trans people have always been with us, and will be long after the last red-capped backwards motherfucker draws their last breath.

Nothing says “pro-life” quite like taking money from healthcare to pay for a pedophile’s war

I see you’ve cultivated the taste for boot leather, young Jebediah

Bet it’s gonna be a banger night at Mar-a-Lago for ketchup-stained walls and three-ply Huggies

Some people say it’s performative, others say it’s about a show of numbers and solidarity, not revolution. I have mixed feelings but who cares what a fucking cartoonist thinks. For those going today, stay safe. For those opting out, keep pushing where you can. #nokings

I bet if @druski had cosplayed her husband getting dropped mid-racist rant instead, she’d be at Party City getting the fireworks right now

Be best

Always Frozen, Never Fresh

5D chess for 1D people

Actual footage of President Amber Alert dealing with his self-made Iran debacle #taco