Interesting choice having an empathy vacuum as the keynote speaker at your funeral rally

Found this in the back of a sketchbook from about a year ago and the funny thing is I can’t tell which racist thing he said that inspired it because there are so many racist things that primitive podcaster said it would be like trying to guess which trafficked minor Trump liked to Epstein the most

They’ll be most upset that someone used the term “evolution” when describing them

It makes sense that President Amber Alert wants to go after his enemies given their offenses are relatively minor

“Do as I say, not say as I say” - Charlie Kirk proverb

Charlie Kirk fans have harder time not being triggered by his own quotes than Charlie Kirk did “debating” anyone his own age

Given Walt Disney was a proud McCarthyist collaborator and noxious union-busting chump, it’s no surprise the company named for him caved to the feelings of a fascist since appeasing the worst humans among us clearly runs in his cowardly blood

Van Jones is a worse judge of character than the babysitter who didn’t drown Stephen Miller in a bathtub in 1993

President Restraining Order hates free speech so much you’d think it was a girl turning fifteen

Not pictured: Don Jr’s coke nail, Greg Gutfeld reciting a list of his favorite slurs, and, of course, Bill Maher

The prognosis is terminal

Feeling #blessed that the Dems are fighting back like a baby with a spine made of milk

Nothing says “I’m not a fascist” like designating anti-fascists as terrorists

Good thing the Turd Reich still have their Quisling of Late Night to keep the gaslight burning

Authoritarians Be Censoring @abc @jimmykimmel

Had to update this one after hearing about @jimmykimmel getting the axe over nothing. All it proves is the Right loves cancel culture because they don’t have any culture worth canceling.

The Right telling anyone to “tone down the rhetoric” is like Donald Trump telling anyone not to rape a whole bunch of kids

Trump would like the Bible more if 13-year-old Mary wasn’t past her prime

You’d think free speech was a woman’s body given how badly the Right hates it and wants to control it at the same time

How it feels every damn day in this rapidly decaying husk of a country

This country is so steeped in white supremacy that even the victims of racist infighting are Black and Brown

Hey Podcast Goebbels don’t quit your day job of constantly being on vacation in places where everybody hates you

Actual footage of President Friendless Urinal Cake not sending his gestapo goons into Chicago

They did their own research

They want 1933 Berlin, they deserve 1789 France

@kilmeade is what happens when a junior varsity stormtrooper makes a wish upon a can of bronzer to become a tongue in a world of unlicked boots

The same people deep in their feelings over jokes about a dead Nazi are the ones who were cheering at the thought of people being eaten by alligators a month ago

Hey @wsj when you’re the Mouth of Dumb Sauron you’re bound to need make a retraction or two

The last time anyone was as interested in bathrooms as Nancy Mace, President Amber Alert was using one on Epstein’s private jet to rape children

That the call was coming from inside their own house is about as surprising as Kash Patel having a terminal case of the Imposter Syndrome Sweats

Watching these two groups go at each other like a couple of trash drunk daytime possums fighting over a diaper is gonna be some real top-tier entertainment.

It’s almost like they put a coked-up podcasting totem of inadequacy in charge of the FB- oh wait

He really took one for the c-team

Feeling #blessed that this decomposing hate merchant right here is the one who is supposed to turn the temperature down while things are reaching their boiling point

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An abbreviated list for the racist death cult masquerading as a political party under the warming glow of gaslight

I bet that instead of counting sheep to fall asleep Prez Amber Alert counts all the kids he’s raped who still had their baby teeth.

Ironic that someone who was such a proponent of the Great Replacement Theory did such a bang up job showing us an example of a white person in need of replacement. What a legacy.

You can be mad at it but it’s not a lie

On second thought perhaps this is more accurate since no one honestly thinks that large-gummed Nazi’s death will provoke any change whatsoever in our country’s gun laws

Poland Invasion 2: Putin Boogaloo

Forty-something percent of the country doesn’t believe in either of them so it’s kind of a toss-up, really

Shout out to E. Jean Carroll for donating the $83M winnings from her suit against President Amber Alert to women’s reproductive rights and voting rights 💥

SCOTUS likes immigrants the same way Trump likes kids: frightened and at constant risk of being grabbed against their will

The only thing MAGA fights harder for than a lifelong pedophile is the right for their children to die from preventable diseases

All I can picture is his little Charlie Kirk upper teeth-sized gnat mitts clutching the marker

From the same group who thinks socialism is evil but got their “family farm” for free thanks to the Homestead Act

What are the odds that a sundowning fascist could tell if someone pulled the ol’ extra-strength-Valtrex-and-potassium-cyanide switcheroo?

Community Theatre Caligula getting mercilessly booed everywhere he goes is what I imagine a chorus of cherubs singing sounds like

The City of Broad Shoulders vs. the Quisling of Queens