Our local deer youngsters are so fluffy with their winter coats, they look more like quokkas than deer!

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Muting Nobel Prize cos of that cunt, which means I'm also going to miss out on any updates for Marie Curie and Niels Bohr, so I hope you lot out there keep me updated with any news or goss on that front, yeah?

New Order is an influential English rock band formed in Manchester in 1980 from the remnants of Joy Division, blending post-punk with electronic dance music, featuring key members Bernard Sumner, Stephen Morris, Gillian Gilbert, and bassist Peter Hook.

I really can't keep track of the Chinese zodiac

#StarTrek #Sisko197

I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”

13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll— [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Everything reminds me of him...

Every Time You Share This Photo Of David Cameron He Gets A Thobbing Pain In His Thigh 15th Apr 2016 🔁 36 🩶 17 [url]

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

Tron: Stardust (2026)

Over Christmas I was looking through some of my old baby photos. And you know what they’re kind of amazing, I know that sounds like a brag, but most babies can’t even hold a camera.

What the fuck is it with spin doctors and princes?

I missed this, and it is AMAZING. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ruin a band by changing a letter Poo Will Eat Itself

Ruin a band by changing one letter Kraftberk

Ruin a band by changing one letter Shite Stripes

Ruin a band by changing one letter Cheap Prick

Ruin a band by changing one letter Fucks Fizz

Ruin a band name by changing one letter Backstreet Bogs

Ruin a band by changing one letter Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Bitch

I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino

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honk honk, that's the sound of the geese

Monday

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist

Hello deers!

Maple Syrup Bukkake (2025). #AltTextAwards

Anyone

Lerds o' sner here, only signs of life are deer footprints. Should be out doing snow angels but currently on day 4 of The Lurgy so enjoying it all through the window

It's too orangey for crows...

"I once liked my child's roast chicken video on Instagram, and now I can only contact him through lawyers."

explained to my wife that I met an evil clown in the sewer and he gave me a terrible blowjob, it didn't go down well

Wondering if I should try Valentine cards for the first time.

“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?” “Bono. Ono. Eno.” “I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”

Blocking cunts reposting or sharing shooting videos on here The fuck is wrong with you??

WORD OF THE DAY. Ghosting. What a musical triangle does.

Crumpets are God-tier food and should be as globally famous and popular as bagels or pretzels

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

Reasons not to piss off techies… joseph-smith.co.uk

"Autoglass repair... Autoglass replaaa...." [BEEEEEEEEEPPPPP]

Shout out to all the dogs out there trying missionary position. You are seen and appreciated.

I get it, Juanita. I really do.