Carl Benz has an idea

It's that time of year again. Happy Michaelmas to all who celebrate. youtu.be/WDXLxpQdIUQ

I don’t usually care about golf, and things haven’t changed.

At the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s less ‘take my wife - please!’ and more ‘return my wife, please, she is a British citizen and a journalist and her incarceration violates Articles 17, 20 and 39 of the International Conference on the

I Want Your Sex was banned by BBC yet Paul McCartney & The Frog Chorus were promoted despite their song starting Bum Bum Bum and repeating it several times throughout #BannedInThe80s

Well don't I feel stupid

Why does every item in this doggy treat aisle in Morrisons sound like it belongs on Brian Butterfield's Saturday Treat Day?

How... How sexy is he ?

Up early for a booze cruise shopping run on the Tallinn ferry #lovelydayforit

TONTALITARIANISM

Did Brooklyn Beckham take this photo?

"Autoglass Repair, Autoglass Replace, Bitches"

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

Not sure if this ruins or it improves it, but... The DaVinci Skoda

Look what we have here then.

Today I heard a Geordie saying “FYI”. That has been the highlight of my day.

The Dancing Plague of 1518 was due to 3 things. Pills, Cotton Eye Joe, and Time Travel.

🎶Watch us fill the sky, Watch us fill the sky, Watch us fill the sky..... ...Bye!🎶

BBC News

This is very powerful. #MentalHealth

The apex of Japanese cinema.

What's your sign?

😂

It is an indisputable fact that battlemechs are stored in the balls

Sisters in films vs sisters in real life youtube.com/shorts/ElfxS...

I was waiting to buy a sandwich toaster, when I saw the greatest martial artist ever to come out of Athens walk past. I didn't know whether to go and get his autograph, or proceed with my purchase. I was caught between the Breville and the Greek Bruce Lee.

The secret to defying gravity!

She's building up to it.

What is the greatest scene where somebody walks?

Soup

#thoughts #feelings

Really makes you think.

You have to try this!

Somebody just sent this in the group thread

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

[Me] Moustaches are ridiculous, I don't know why they're making a comeback, no man can ever look good with a moustache... [Also me] Ah, ok, fair enough...

Wouldn’t fucking recommend it.

Safe travels Bob

Just read a great book called "Queueing In Spain" by Juan Atatime.

I always remember when Anne Robinson tried to do her school ma’am act on Ricky Hatton on Celebrity Weakest Link. AR: “Ricky - you were the weakest link in that round. Why do you think that is?” RH: “Probably because I get punched in the head for a living, Anne.”