"You've got shit shoes on, you shitty shoed bastard"

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

Today in ‘things that are funnier than they should be…’

Women's Rights activist, groundbreaking playwright and journalist... Happy Minna Canth Day to those that celebrate! And yes, the "h" is silent

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

Women's Rights activist, groundbreaking playwright and journalist... Happy Minna Canth Day to those that celebrate! And yes, the "h" is silent

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

"Shaka, when the walls came tumbling down"

me: you go first dolphin: oh man you are so fucked

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

Happy #Oscars Day! Why wait? Congratulations to Michael B. Jordan, Jessie Buckley, Sean Penn and Amy Madigan.

Happy Mothering Sunday!

Happy Friday the 13th

Put your money away. For today ONLY! Three of my favourite phrases to hear and say FOR ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫

Can we not combine the "Historical Figures vs Animals" arguments and just have Lord Beaverbrook on the tenners?

What the fuck are banknotes?

Hello and welcome to my unboxing video

"Wicki-Wicki Wild Wild West"

The price of gas is so high the Bloods and the Crips are rollin' together.

Damn, girl. You must be a Blu-ray copy of “Babe: Pig in the City” because I can’t take my eyes off your special features.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Thinking of opening a shop...

"The Birdie Twat"

Great to see those 90s Hi-NRG ads making a comeback! Such fun!

I want to see this turned into "The Long Walk 2"

Happy World Buk! Buk! Buk! Day to all who celebrate. #art #WorldBookDay

I have pointed ears, like an elf or a Vulcan

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Night night, kids...

Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.

[my first day as a Mexican cop] ME: *looks at a burning automobile* who did this? OFFICER: cartel? ME: *rubs chin thoughtfully* no buddy we’re gonna have to figure this one out on our own

This has been on my mind a lot recently...

i put the hot in psychotic.

Thinking about Red Dwarf. Shout out to Rob Grant.

OPERATION NO ONE CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

The nordic faces of Daniel Craig

I produce prints, mugs, and tees. They’re now 15% off with MEOW15. If you’re not in the mood to shop, a share helps more than you think. www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Shark!

Nasty bug

Even when a white, working-class English woman wins, it's somehow all about "Islamification". Fucking state of some people

Pulp poetry.