sorry but Jimmy Nail is the greatest spender

Amazing, Matt Damon as Odysseus as a missing person in Person of Interest before Nolan even knew he was missing!

Wait a minute...

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

Friday.

*glub*

Many mermaid accounts may owe their existence to the elusive sea beaver (Castor littoralis). Sea beavers build artificial reefs to farm seaweed, but their driftwood supply is limited. This has led some to create lures to attract attention and provoke shipwrecks, bringing in new building materials.

"Saxamaphone"

Bit late for advice. #OTD

TFW you see a Chinese buffet for the first time in person:

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

Very proud of Magdalen student Angus Barrett. And the poem is truly chilling... www.magd.ox.ac.uk/news/magdale...

THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS!!

In Memphis they named a boulevard to honour Elvis. In Liverpool they named four streets to honour The Beatles. In Hawaii they named the capital to honour Lulu.

faith in humanity restored

"Nisi decree you, decree you... NISI"

Will be having #thoughts and #feelings about Romania for some time #eurovision

PLEASE EXCUSEE TYPOS MY MAIN CHUTE HAS FAILD AND IM STRUGLING WITH THE RESERV LOL

“She gets too hungry for dinner at eight She likes the theatre and never comes late She never bothers with people she hates, that’s why…”

Romania, though #eurovision

Jack White's lawyer sending a fax to Norway's entry #eurovision

France going all Fifth Element there #eurovision

Yes Romania, you can definitely choke me! #eurovision

25C here today. Was -25C in February. 50 degrees difference in 3 months...

Tom Hopper's Cats oh no wait...

see yer da’s having a normal one

If a serial killer facemaxxed themselves into Piers Morgan

Absolutely nothing prepared me for this Harry Potter lookalike. Dying.

If Batman were British.

Babe, wake up! A new name for parliament just dropped.

Me for the first 17 minutes of payday

*finishes Gettysburg Address* *crowd goes NUTS*

Serbia's song tonight might be the second worse thing ever to happen to Serbia #eurovision

ROBOT BOOBS!!! #eurovision

No I think you'll find that's a violin #eurovision

In the way that if your car broke down in the middle of the woods at night the best option is to simply allow yourself to be killed by the local Leatherface type character

Make a band out of two others? U2 Unlimited

Hear me out. Rather than sacking a PM every few months or so for being shit, has anyone actually just tried to help them improve? Make better decisions? Support them instead of public backstabbing and stitch-ups? Would that work? Like what most big companies would try first before just firing?

reference.mp4

Slightly increase a band: U3

Awww.

You can tell a lot about someone if you're a grass.

And almost 10 years since this banger.

This is heartbreaking.

Nanight, lovelies 🌙