RIP Lindsey Graham: 5/3/16 5:02PM - 5/3/16 5:03PM

in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

Sorry, but what is this amazing contraption ?! #FalkirkWheel

Come on you cuckoo clock making, Toblerone chomping, Nazi gold hoarding beauties, kick these feckers right in the Buenos Aires #ARGSUI

Get in ya fecking beauty!!!!!

Hydration Break

I had a new limited edition print of my Henry VIII biopic comic made. Limited to 50 copies, archival quality giclee print on heavy art paper. Well I mean heavy by the standards of paper, it's only paper so it's not like, literally heavy. There's a link to my shop in my bio!

You can choose to not join in the fun if you think it's factually incorrect. Or you can be like Haaland, who bought the rarest most expensive book in Norway about Viking sagas, and donated it to a public library for everyone to access Viking and Norwegian history. And still have some fucking fun!

🎶My Lover was Ann Widdecombe, She had her Strong Beliefs...🎶

Birthday present. If you know, you know. #HMHB

Pause Hydratation

I've written a musical called Fish. It's similar to Cats… although Memory's a lot shorter.

If Harry is still struggling to stay at Bucky P here's a couple of places in Oxfordshire that would welcome him

This came up today on our local FB group, anyone missing a llama?? 🦙

Are pictures not displaying properly this morning, or is it just me?

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

That's it, the Internet is now closed for the day.

WAIT FOR IT WAIT. FOR. IT! 🪶 🐣

Dear God.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... 1/500

<Infantino pushes button underneath seat in stand> <Pushed button again> <Starts stabbing unresponsive button in an increasingly frantic fashion>

If Clacton vote for that cunt again the whole place should be nuked from orbit

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

oh no, oh no, sorry everyone, I love this

This might be one of the worst things my poor eyes have seen. However.... I honestly think "GOOOAAAL By The USA" might be a banger

Eggplant, zucchini, cilantro, arugula, Jell-O, shrimp, scallion. Oregano with the stress on the second syllable, can you hear me? Oregano with the stress on the second syllable... your boys took a hell of a beating!

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

It's Spain I feel for, not knowing who their quarter-final opponents are yet.

Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person

Finally! The Crapture!

SCHI-SM! SCHI-SM! SCHI-SM! SCHI-SM!

He'll be pulling up floorboards in his old room looking for a quarter of Red Leb he stashed when he was at Uni

It's the Gulf of England now, I don't make the rules.

Change of plans! Going for a 3 hour kip now, watch game, followed by another 3 hour kip before work. Fuck it. Wish me luck...

It's a 3am kickoff here, and I'm back in work tomorrow after a week off getting smashed with mates, so not staying up for the game. I wish all you brave beauties watching it a smashing time

Edvard Munch’s The Chives

Gruesome tableau is an objectively beautiful phrase and it's a real shame that the only time you'd ever have reason to say it is if you happened upon a gruesome tableau.

HYDROOTION BROAK