Dave Mc
@davemc99.bsky.social
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Autoglass Half Empty, Autoglass Half Full
I was 2 years old in 1975. Could only just walk. Not old enough to enjoy food, music, art, sport, friendship, crafts, the laydees, or even delicious
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Fuck 1975.
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Toy room lout
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People think Britain was a better place when they were prettier, had more sex, went out more and didn't go oof every time they moved.
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Jack Yeo but it's November now
about 3 hours ago
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"OK Dave, today is going to be a productive day. You're focused, you're ready to smash this!" *sees deer family in garden* "FUUUUCCCCCKK!!!"
about 3 hours ago
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Rob DenBleyker
about 18 hours ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Alistair Coleman
1 day ago
Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
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Duncan Jones
2 days ago
Imagine this fellah 1000s of times bigger and out of focus. Im not saying i know anything, but, you know… 🤷🏻♂️
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Glennyrodge
3 days ago
Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv. - Sweep as James Bond.
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John Rain🥇
3 days ago
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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Counterpoint: you CAN have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream. This would not be the most batshit decision for a Bond movie. I've seen Die Another Day.
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3 days ago
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Chris Webb
4 days ago
I think they should make that bloke who plays Frankenstein a life peer. Then everyone would exclaim "Lord Elordi" whenever they see his sexy monster face.
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Julie Irwin
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I've not seen so many unwanted BBC posts on my screen since I clicked on the wrong section in PornHub
4 days ago
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Alexander Fox
5 days ago
The Assassination of My Bank Balance by the Coward Delicious Pints.
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Bruce Gorrie
5 days ago
Siegfried Sassoon, 'Suicide In The Trenches', 1917.
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1inhalfabillion
5 days ago
Was in the foyer of my local leisure centre at 11am today and the 2 minute silence was interrupted by a guy in full body armour with a sword asking when the two minute silence would be because there was no clock in the Bushido practice room and none of them were wearing watches.
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Stuart Houghton
6 days ago
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Celebrating the Greyest Day of the Year in Finland!
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12.11. 2022 Vuoden harmain päivä
YouTube video by Hartwall Original Long Drink
https://youtu.be/yzKhDLbIPAc?si=z5dMgjyroBK3LJSs
6 days ago
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zach
7 days ago
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Stefan Mohamed
8 days ago
succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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"A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality" The photo:
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7 days ago
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If it's an unsolicited dick pic then yeah, probably
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7 days ago
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I love my Bellator 2000 by JML, it keeps Little Dave shiny and clean all day long. Glad to see it's finally getting some global recognition 👍
7 days ago
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Diamanda Hagan
7 days ago
Dunno why everyone's excited about the new Frankenstein when we have the 1952 version where the star (Lon Chaney) was drunk and thought it was a camera rehearsal so didn't destroy anything and because he missed his mark the Creature was shot to death in the dick.
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Lon Chaney's Live TV Blunder on "Tales of Tomorrow: Frankenstein" (1952)
YouTube video by Porfle Popnecker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaQq32nAs0o
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Cara is the darkness that binds them 🇵🇸
8 days ago
good morning gang, let’s all suffer together
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Accidentally clicked on the Lifestyle section of The Guardian...
8 days ago
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Pete Firman
8 days ago
This illusion is SO weird!!🤯
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joannes
9 days ago
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
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William Gibson
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Jerry
9 months ago
Don't wave that thing at me, Hello Kitty!
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Grumpy Brian🏴🇮🇪🇪🇺
9 days ago
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Smooth Dunk
10 days ago
rip 😔
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Tim Onion
10 days ago
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest
LONDON—Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was spotted Tuesday on a street in the Whitechapel district of London begging ...
https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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Viktor Winetrout
10 days ago
[Dick Cheney's final breath] Tell my family I loved...war crimes
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Ricardo Autobahn
10 days ago
No he fucking isn't
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Sorrel
10 days ago
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Richard Littler
10 days ago
#JohnLewis
: "It's November! Get our mawkishness consultant on the phone!" Assistant presses speed dial button for Twee & Co. [Holding music: Rock classic re-recorded as a fragile ballad. Ukulele? Hushed vocals crack with contrived emotion; so trite it's indistinguishable from a thousand others].
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John Oxley
10 days ago
Dick Cheney won’t see your jokes, but your friends who orchestrated a destructive and illegal war based on lies and also shot a guy in the face will.
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Coates is Odd This Day
10 days ago
In important news from history today, it is (although I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you) the joyful 10th birthday of this unimprovable tweet
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Amanda
10 days ago
Annual reminder. If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
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Jorkin B Peanitson
10 days ago
28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
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Creekyosaurus
10 days ago
Bluesky for the next 48 hours
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Garlic Chili Chicken, Lamb Saag, pilau rice, nan bread, chapatis. And mandatory popadums.
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11 days ago
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Our traditional Halloween supper of eggy eyeballsnand witches fingers, and a lovely little swede carved by Lady Mc!
14 days ago
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Favorite movie lines
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Alasdair Beckett-King
14 days ago
An old video for the spookiest night of the year: the day Nevada became the 36th state.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwDqRXec4s
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Every Haunted House Movie
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwDqRXec4s
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Richard Littler
14 days ago
🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween
#cinema
#graphicdesign
#poster
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It's this fella I feel sorry for. He's going to have to adapt from not being recognised in the street as a Prince to not being recognised n the street as a nonce.
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