STOP FATSHAMING THE BEARS THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST

Yeah, you'll do.

List 3 things you can talk about for 3hrs with no prep: 1: The underground rivers/tunnels/walkways of London 2: The songwriting genius and general output of Neil Finn 3: The history of salt production in Cheshire

This is your on the spot fashion reporter for tonight's Sunday Times 100, and I can tell you that so far, I've not seen one attendee in a good suit.

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

I bloody love this album. Koocachoo remains an absolute bop.

Bond will be a fresh-faced British actor

I can understand how the rest of the band hated this record, and ultimately Cetera, but come *on*

DON'T NEED NO HATERATION

youtu.be/_bi8uRmFKTY?... Quite literally heavenly.

Totally would.

Lightly patronising call from downstairs office just now- Him- "You know there's a big event tomorrow night?" Me- "Yes, I do" Him- "And there's just two of you up there tomorrow?" Me- "Yes" Him- "And you're ok with that?" Me- ["ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T HANDLE IT, BITCH????"/tone] "Yes, it's all fine"

youtu.be/gl4lvJmvqQU?... Rest well, Danny Thompson.

Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and is now a fully-accredited and registered SIA CCTV Licence Holder? THIS moi. Also, put that down- I can see you.

You see this, post a concert pic you took

ESCORTS BESCORTS!

CRAPTURE MORE LIKE

"World Class Transport"* *not necessarily THIS world

BEST MUSEUM SADIQ *TELL* DEM

"Beautiful Child" is just everything that's right with everything.

Why yes, I WOULD like to see your puppies.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

"Thoughtful conversations"= "We shat ourselves when our stock went down faster than your Mum in Lanzarote."

Is it The Rapture tomorrow? They'd better do it quietly, I'm on Nights.

One of the building's Engineering Team calls up- "We're just going to do some works on the electrics in the basement....."

Stupidity by Dr Feelgood. Or Komic Kutz by Mike Harding.

"And it opened its beak to utter blasphemous quacks against God"

Dre with all the Papaya Nonsense that's fit to print.

Meh.

Oscar at Turn 5 watching the race on his phone. My dude, go and do something touristy #F1

65 grid place penalty for Piastri in Singapore so he'll start in Thailand #BakuGP

Refuse to believe this is the real Piastri. I think he's plonked a double in his seat this weekend. #F1

Welp, Oscar #F1

Opens the betting on 3 Safety Cars #F1

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025... Shifty sausage-fingered wrong'un all up in my ends. In a bad way.

Hang on, Strictly can't have started yet- my Mum hasn't told me who the line-up is.

Nearly finished reading "The Beach Boys & The California Myth" and they mention this performance at the Bush Inauguration and when Brian put his arm around Carl, my tearducts exploded: youtu.be/Kf4iDVaTKAs?... Also, it's obviously a truth universal that Mike Love is a cunt, but hoo boy that low end.

Well, that was bracing #F1

Massa, right now #F1

SmooooOOOOOooooOOOOth operAYYYYYYYYYYYtorrrr #F1

Louvre #F1

HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSE 2- ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

🎶 You come around and spin my top/Time and again 🎶

HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNSE #F1

More red flags than a Tory Speed-dating Event #F1

These Ball Cars are getting ridiculous.

ColaPRANGo AMIRITE #F1

Hulk smash #F1

Oof, Alex #F1