DRR for Canada, done. Fuck me, it's 3:30am, lemme get some juice and some sleep.

Alex Palou docked 5 points from the IndyCar standings for an "unintentional modification" to its front wing. According to Uncle Bob Pockross, It violated the rule that says the front wing can't measure lesi than 8.3 inches when set at any angle. #Indy500

Oh and Russell got a a suspended 5k fine for throwing the headrest onto a live track. Silly boy.

First time I've ever seen a suspended stop-n-go penalty, in this case - Nico Hulkenberg for being out of position on that restart. Doesn't have to serve it if he doesn't do it again for the rest of the season. #F1

Work done. At the desk, going to thrash out F1 now for the morning, Indy 500 DRR late Monday. Cool? Cool.

Because I promise you, my price to complain at my job is a lot less than $60m a year.

To borrow a line from M101: "Remember that, it becomes important later."

I don't like using the term "strength" at times like this because you absolutely don't have to be when you're dealt with unbelievable tragedy. But Sam and Braxton. My god. I don't know how they're doing this. #NASCAR

#F1 not quite as peaky, but what an excellent day of racing.

Ah, Hamilton/Verstappen. Because these two are experts in calm, rational discourse with each other. #F1

DOLPHIN DIVE from the Marshal, hell yeah. #F1

THAT was a weave for 10 seconds? Aight. (This rule is never consistently called.) #F1

Yep, just a dead Mercedes. That's unfortunate. That was a great fight between crappy driving until then. #F1

Well, that teammate beef is cancelled for another fortnight. #F1

If you're pre-empting how F1 Race Control gets down, you're either a madman, or your title is The Doctor.

Piss poor management from Toto to make Kimi give up a perfectly reasonable pass attempt. #F1

That's a very mature exit interview from Malukas. Reminder, he was the one man who kept super-prospect Kyle Kirkwood honest. That's a talent.

Oh David... The closest finish in 500 history and he was on the losing end of it. Bad beat for one of the very best oval runners in the world. #Indy500

FELIX ROSENQVIST WINS THE 500 BY 18 THOUSANDTHS OF A SECOND! #Indy500

It's a ONE. LAP. SHOOTOUT. #Indy500

It's gonna be 4. 10 miles. May the Way of the Warrior - BEGIN!

I make it 5 laps to the flag. May the luck of the Raven's eye be with you. #Indy500

That's a damn shame, Caio Collet's had a sensational two weeks. Superb first #Indy500.

Caio Collet out on fire. Jesus. 8 to go. We're getting a Green/White/Chequered for the 500. #Indy500

Activate Palou 2025 strategy! #Indy500

No pressure, Felix, its you versus your best man at the weddding and the Godfather to your kid. #Indy500

Gloves off early, we don't know when this race is over. #Indy500

VIOLENT crash for Josef Newgarden at Turn 4 on the restart, driver okay. #Indy500

At 4,910, Helio Castroneves now has the all-time record for most laps covered at the #Indy500. #GrandUncDivision

Another caution for moisture in Turn 4, Malukas the leader. 83 to go. #Indy500

"I could have swore I saw lightning!" I love her. Completely 11/10 bonkers racing partner.

"Call the race!" - Emma Davies-DIXON (The caps are totally not intentional) #Indy500

Red Flag - Rain. #Indy500

Will Power with a fluid leak and Alex Rossi on fire again for the second year running. Great. #Indy500

Given the Kingspan sponsor as Conor Daly leads, a reminder that no-one for Grenfell Tower has been brought to justice. #Indy500

"He's going for first, said Super Unc Ed Carpenter, to Super Unc Takuma Sato" - #Indy500

For Rowdy. #Indy500

Camara, you've still gotta learn how to pack race fella. Speed's there. #F2

HE WAS BENNETT. JOHN BENNETT. Frig sake, Trident! #F2

SPIN MOVE! #Indy500

Your assist king, Bruno Fernandes! A glorious win… for set pieces!

ULLLLLLLTRRRRRRRRRRRRRA COMMMMMMBOOOOOOO

There was genuine confusion amongst a dozen of us on Discord over this one, and wow, that’s a lot to unpack.

Fun #F1 fact of the day - Nico Hulkenberg has had eight Qualifying days so far this season, including Sprints. He's qualifed P11 in SIX of them. Remarkably consistent.

When you got a really good idea for a DRR section and now you GOTTA write it down before you lose it, you son of a bit-

Hot mess. More tomorrow. Yay.

Aston Martin branded Prema takes an F1 Academy race. This is the most cursed thing I will Bluesky this year. #F1Academy

Thoughts: - Big win for the "narrative" corner of F1 takes with George ending the streak. - Charles Leclerc predicted he'd be P8 or in the wall and technically he was right! - Lewis Hamilton has pace but keeps making minor errors that limit his potential. Frustrating. #F1

A tale as old as time.

What are we going to do with you, Alex? #F2