Love the idea of someone putting in an annual leave request and putting "up to no good, back Monday" in their out of office message, then 16 rozzers turn up on their step when they're just watching Tour De France live coverage in their pants rather than having some (alleged) crime scheduled in

The Fingering

HYDRATION BREAK

Got some new wheels lads... Fuck my life

Got some new wheels lads... Fuck my life

"side road zebra" sounds to me like an obscure 50s euphemism for homosexuality. "Whisper it but we always thought Arthur was a bit of a side road zebra"

Never liked Florence and the Machine

Mr Benn- "Today I want to be a grieving mourner please" Shopkeeper- "Twat"

Great job 👏

Blessing the timeline with this.

In Red October the way Sam Neil does this scene,the sweet way he talks about having a life in America. Maybe my fav scene of many in his career.

Velociraptor turns up in a blue duffel coat and red sou’wester hat.

Stop taking nice people away!! He was superb in everything he was in.Yes JP but also I loved him in Red October,the scene where he's talking about his life when he gets to America,really sweet. A real good one gone

These 2 assholes decided it was a good idea to assault my partner and subject us both to transphobia. It happened in Castle Meadow, Norwich at around 16:55 and the next 15 minutes after they came back twice to subject us to transphobia and tell us to die in a river. . Make them famous.

What a beautiful message. If only the media highlighted this type of dignity rather than the divisive negativity that some politicians prefer, the world would be a better place.

Lives worth mourning

Myself at any social event I have to go to

Those is why I love subtitles. Would watch..

Live from last week's shindig in Salford, our version of Glen Campbell's The Highwayman leading into a snippet of a brand new song I Can't Wait To See The Film. (recap: when Ric recorded Rhinestone with Glen he suggested a collab with Spray on this. Glen was keen but it never happened in the end)

I see your Dad's just ordered this for the next game.

No one has relied on Bellingham this much since him.

Stop trying to make Wonderwall happen Matterface you dull cunt.

Couple of England lads there

Just realised Simon Phoenix is playing for Norway

My reaction to Lee Dixon...

Ryerson off

Ryerson #norway

The tinned fish is on me ...

Anthony Gordon though..

Do it for Brenda

Im going Norway 2-1 I don't really care,but the outrage would be funny

Rodney will return in Avengers Doomsday

1: so X deciding they don’t want to save my account from the hackers despite all the proof means I’ve left there completely .A shame because over the 16 years of use i’d gathered a lovely and large set of followers who made the experience a lot of fun. i never had the agg everyone else did ( cont)

I am full of shame....

Got given a deliveroo voucher as anniversary gift.... So mcdonals all ordered If i was able to stand I'd dance

Thick as mince...

Haaland... destroy him

Licence to Kill... allegedly

The death doesn’t cancel the life out. And vice versa.

Finally chowed down some big root and they call it murder,shame

See the posh,entitled French lad is getting hammered. #poshlad

"Paint me like one of your French girls Jack"

I think I’ve just simultaneously prolapsed *everything*. Send help.