I think it's just cute when club teammates swap their international shirts with each other

Awww, Saka gets a nice free ball to take home

What was Pickford saying there? I can't lipread Mackem at this late hour

Those World Cup Winner rings are absolutely hideous, very pleased that one will never besmirch the fine English fingers of Sir Harold of Kane and Mr Jarell Quansah

Jose Mourinho on the phone to the bureau, seeing if it's possible to get a refund on a free transfer

Stop, they're going to end up closing the Chunnel!!!

They were playing Carnival de Paris in Marks and Spencer earlier and I was greatly enjoying it. Ah, the summer of '98, a time when I had not yet tasted pesto and Erling Haaland was yet to be invented

Tired: get Dan Burn on Wired: get CyborgHendo 5000 on

¿Esos son Reebok o son Nike?

My entire feed right now:

Imagine how much this place would be popping off tomorrow night if the Tuchel Boys had got through

WHERE IS WATKINS WHERE IS OLIVER PETER WATKINS

Remember during the last WC when there was an all-female assistant ref team for one game and they showed them all running toward the camera in slow motion

Had a chat with an old guy on the tube earlier who said that he wants Argentina to win "but only 'cos I put money on it!" "Tonight's Deschamps' last game in charge, so I think they absolutely will put out a full team", I said, like a person who knew what a Didier Deschamps was over four years ago

Friends' fancy new oven has "Pizza Mode", and I thought this was a gimmick until I actually cooked my pizza in it, and now I'm singing "Pizza mode changed my life" to the tune of Murkage Dave Changed My Life

But surely this is good because all those things that were cancelled because of woke can come back? This is the future you wanted: three channels showing Man About The House whilst you tuck into your Shippham's crab paste and Rothmans

Thought about hiring a bike today and going for a nice cycle by the river, then saw the big cut on my ankle from falling over on my way home from work on Friday and remembered there is no way I should be anywhere near a bike without a helmet

some of the replies from people working in cinemas reminds me that chris nolan needs people around him to say "no"

Used to have a manager who would give everyone very mundane nicknames - a colleague was known as "Mrs Lunch" because she once...went out to lunch - and even he would consider that very useless

Tonight's viewing, feat. Kirkby's answer to Jayne Mansfield and a heroine that's a lot more irritating than I remember

🟥 Red Card 73' — J. Toledo (Juan Pablo II College). FC Cajamarca 1–0 Juan Pablo II College. Primera División #fccajamarca #juanpabloiicollege

My train is full of Golf Americans. Might try and make friends by saying "so how about that Scotty Sheffler huh" and then somehow steer the conversation round to Federico Chiesa

Skip the foreplay, let 'er rip

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

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Tryyyyyy to forgeeeeeet You have a Creme Egg In the freeeeeezer

The Battle of the Peasants, by M.D. Hout, 17th c

If you were in Streatham, and your friend you want to meet for lunch/drinks was in Buckhurst Hill, and it's a hot Saturday afternoon, where would you suggest meeting up? I'm not on London wages anymore which probably rules out anywhere with truffle oil or air conditioning.

Once I saw a t3rf post "imagine if you came to a women's shelter and saw a pair of size nine shoes by the door, would *you* feel safe?" and I thought "not now I know that my shoe size would have me coded as predatory when in an extremely vulnerable situation, no"

Because nobody's willing to do anything about the cause - people who want children not having them due to the cost of housing, childcare and general life

Let Harold Kane go and have a wee ffs, leave him alone

Right, well it's a lie-in for the Big G then it seems

As with only really caring about the name cjoice when someone has a baby, I just want to know whose shirt Mac Allister is going to get

Right, my hopes and dreams are now all about @borjaiglesias9.bsky.social winning a Mundial

Why couldn't it at least have been lovely Alexis or that madlad Barco

Get Gazza on. #ENGARG #WorldCup

Can't deal with staying up late in this heat y'know

Maybe scoring another goal would have been a good idea after all, no?

What a photo. Anthony Gordon celebrates in front of the England fans after scoring in the World Cup semi-final. (Photo: Getty Sport)

Well there were three of us in that goal routine #WorldCup

This is what happens when you take Jordan Pickford to a country where you can get adderall

England’s rose, that’s my Diana 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Is it just an English disease to refer to past wars when we play the team from the other participating nation, or is it common elsewhere?

thinking about the time when after years of watching players surround the ref and yell while commentators explained the eloquent arguments they were no doubt making they mic'ed up a ref in a Barca game then Messi and his teammates basically surrounded him yelling WHY WHY WHY on loop like seagulls

Want England to win this if only because I can get up early when catsitting on Saturday and go to that London estate with all the flags with my camera. Might even bust out some 120 for a treat.

Is Michael Stipe there? I hope so.

Save the cummerbund for the final.ffs