Ian Wright is why I cannot hate, nor should I

Deduct 10pts from Chelsea for playing Chelsea Dagger when they score a goal, naff behaviour

the basketball Spurs vs the soccer Spurs

evergreen

Flickering is a migraine trigger for me, and the growth of single word/highlight one word at a time subs on videos is genuinely making much of the internet unuseable for me. (Also AI subs are never proof-read and therefore shit for accessiblity)

Might apply for the job of Man City manager. Not a bad commute from where I live and I'd get to be friends with Erling Haaland.

I saw this at the cinema. I have still never seen ET.

Long shot, but if anyone has an Ikea Plogba wall rack and can tell me what size screws to buy, that would make my Sunday!

Can't see the cup final as I am in a car heading back from Ikea, but I am absolutely SHOCKED to see that Fernandez and Cucurella got booked, an unprecedented turn of events

Mo Salah throwing shade, gosh

What a sad little life, Celtic. You ruined Hearts' night completely just so you could boo Santa.

My 79yr old mother just let me know that "if you are in the supermarket, and someone has an upside down pineapple in their trolley, that means they're *swingers*..." 💀💀💀💀💀

Not going to have meatballs at Ikea tomorrow out of SPITE

Explaining to a pal: "What you have to understand is that American marketing is like 'buy ground beef, it is food that tastes of beef', but UK marketing is more like 'frooooom, the wibbly nibbly that makes antelopes jealous'." Hello, we would like to sell you jeans: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZnL...

John McGinn's goal was very good, but I have to say the highlight of this game for me personally was when I had a nose bleed and had to go upstairs, away from the screen, to deal with kt

Liverpool FC, 2025/26.

Hate football, ban it

What do you MEAN Euro 96 was thirty years ago. Euro 96, Gazza's Scotland goal and Southgate's penalty, that Euro 96? Thirty (30) years (YEARS) ago? What DO you mean. Football not coming home? 30 years of 30 years of hurt? WHAT do you mean. Euro. 96. What. 30. What. Why

Remember seeing on The Everything App people sincerely believing that no players with "foreign ancestry" should be allowed to play for England. We could source 'fully English' players from the Championship instead. Enjoy not having Grealish, Rice, Kane or Palmer in your white team, I guess.

Going to guess that as a third-gen immigrant with Irish grandparents that they'd somehow be mysteriously fine with me running, can't qwhite put my finger on why though, just a hunch

I got Blue as well, but yeah, got to go with this:

Need someone to help me cover Blur's The Narcissist so that I can just sing Graham Coxon's refrain. Love a good descant, me. The bit where it switches on the second chorus from 'in your eyes' to 'look away' is *chef's kiss*

Daily Mail commenters confusing the now defunct restaurant chain Spaghetti House with the Vietnamese dictator Ngo Dinh Diem

Lloyd’s Autism, 37, and Lloyd’s ADHD, 37, both of Lloyd Didcot, 37, had been acquaintances for many years, but recently became roommates after breaking up with their long-term partners, Masking, 35, and Intense Soul-Crushing Guilt, 30.

Going to look at this every time I worry about being too underqualified to apply for a job

I have no idea what I was clicking to get this targeted to me

quote from the "hobbies" section of Will Wright's article (creator of The Sims)

Me for the first 17 minutes of payday

The EFL player is from Toxteth, which I know because he was interviewed on the radio after hammering in the goal that got the Iraqis into the tournament. This is bullshit.

On Polymarket you can still get odds of 9% on a hantavirus outbreak this year. So this is basically a deposit savings account that pays 8.9% interest in December on payments made in May. In case you're wondering why X is full of people screaming THE NEXT PANDEMIC IS HERE.

Wednesday

Last night I was cleaning my teeth and heard the sounds of cat beef outside; opened the bathroom window but sadly saw nothing. This game has a very similar vibe #playoffs

I dunno, if it means I can watch Frasier without Noel or Kirby I'd be into that

Whoooo remembers Cortana?

Evergreen bsky.app/profile/rase...

Maybe it's time for America to discover Heron, the shop that is like TK Maxx for delicious UPFs

Well I guess if Starmer does step down that's another role I could look at applying for? I can manage stakeholders across all levels AND yes I DO know what a gerrymandering is

Can you guess which person involved in the making of this episode currently has a petition going to prevent this happening as, for some reason, they've decided to get overly and loudly involved in something of no concern to them that they know little about? Hint: it's not the fella from My Hero

Bought some HiSmile vanilla toothpaste (mainly because it was £1.50 in HomeBargains & not £8) & it somehow tastes exactly like the smell of the Warm Vanilla Bean lotion I bought in a Bath & Body Works on holiday in Cali in '99. Really don't need this reminder of time passing from my dental products

I don't really have time to ponder Keir Starmer at the moment, to be honest.

Bullying a child, basically

For those of you who don't know, each of those 16 keyboxes represents a home that someone once called home in the heart of the Old Town, and which is now somewhere a visitor pays an absentee landlord £400 to stay in for two nights. Through AIRBnB.

our greatest living commentator

For some reason today I have remembered when Take That debuted their new look before the release of Sure, and Gary Barlow said that they stopped using shampoo and were now just washing their hair with water; a new and confusing haircare development

In London. My cheeks are red. I am shaking. Somebody was playing Belaric house really loudly on the bus. I thought it was teenagers at first, but when I went to confront them it turned out to be this man, who ignored my pleas for silence and turned up the volume instead.

That is a foul..clear cut