We're good on horses, good with guns, we smell but so does everyone

Squeeze me so tight that logic flies from me

You're not my type but you can stay

Lost and found, a wallet from a man, careless man

She's safe in my arms and I'm safe in hers

Talent is relative, that's hypothetical We are his relatives, that's parenthetical

They call me sir and that ain't bad

Every sip is of the smallest quantity that still denotes apparent thirst

Jerry, let go of your sister, what is wrong with you today?

Look at the shape I'm in, I just got back from heaven

I'm not at my best today, I'm not getting dressed today

I've broken every rule and I'll break this last one

Now I've got a hobby, I collect frozen pizzas, check out my pizzas

I'll rip the doors off with the hinges who needs a door at all, the world can walk in and I'll let them

The places that I'm cruising, the places that I stay, are filled with Anglo-Saxons and I get my way

The one who has made us all can't be seen even if you're tall

C'est la vie, c'est la mort, say no more, no no more

You got a built-in seat, that makes you look effete

Well no one's asked me but I still answer

'Hey Lisa, they're having a big party down at the Allele Pool tonight!'

Clap your hands just a little bit louder

Talent is relative, that's hypothetical We are his relatives, that's parenthetical

The world is running out of heroes and everybody's out on bail

Drop the goody-goody look and put on your shoes because I'm gonna recommend a little somethin' for you, oh yeah

Hello down there this is your creator with a questionnaire

She's incredible, keep your hands off of her

The places that I'm cruising, the places that I stay, are filled with Anglo-Saxons and I get my way

Clap your hands just a little bit louder

I like girls

Do I qualify as 'dearly departed'? Or am I 'that sucker in the sky'?

I found my thrill in Beverly Hills

Hey, come on over, there's ladies present!

Cut your ties with this possessive mother, she'll destroy you

The Renoir you see hanging on the wall, bought it at the mall

All you need are balls

I bring home the bacon and eat it myself

Come on home with me, girl and we'll sing our little hearts out

We all expected champagne but it never did come

So what did you do today? I fell down the stairs today

She's safe in my arms and I'm safe in hers

It's a lot like playing the violin, you cannot start off and be Yehudi Menuhin

Gabriel plays it, God how he plays it

Jerry, let go of your sister, what is wrong with you today?

I tried to find myself this summertime, I found you instead

You're cool to the point of saying 'no dice'

Pick a partner, take a tall one, take a small one, take a fat one and let's dance on

Might makes right, though you are wrong you're right to fight her propaganda

Fill me up with anything

The Renoir you see hanging on the wall, bought it at the mall

Ha ha for all the girls now