No one has any principles nowadays

Press clippings hang from torn wallpaper, dust-covered phones, no one would ring her

The places that I'm cruising, the places that I stay, are filled with Anglo-Saxons and I get my way

I'll dive off the mezzanine if one more points at crooked seams

Telecast in fifty states and brought to you by anti-wrinkle dew

She won't marry you, she don't look good in white

I just shaved my nose off, oh well

Who can sum up a life with a phrase, they don't know you

Well, I'm the girl in your head but the boy in your bed

She won't marry you, she don't look good in white

She knew you way back when you weren't yourself

Now I got some music and the Lord and I'm feeling dumber than before

You're intelligent, but that's no threat, I've been reading every chance I get

Overnight, I grew a smile and it worries me

Let the monkey drive, it is only fair. It's the monkey's car and he hates to share

I never feel like garbage when I'm with you

It might be dawn, it might be noon, it might be, God forbid, next June

Gonna hang myself from my family tree

She won't marry you, she don't look good in white

What I like is your independence, real spunk, real independence and there's my car

I know my dreams are atomic

All you ever think about is sex, all right with me

I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet

I thought of you and how you blew till you were blue

Cut your ties with this possessive mother, she'll destroy you

Here comes Bob, I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends

The Nice Guys cannot and the Nice Guys shall not, the Nice Guys will not win

It was only a lover's game, now we're trapped in the world of our dreams

Look at the shape I'm in, I just got back from heaven

Blood on the floor of some posh restaurant, deep down I'm sure this is what you want

They call me sir and that ain't bad

Whispering breeze and the sound of the rain on the awning

Open wide and say goodbye, you'll be OK

It ain't 1918 for us or for you, if we can't enjoy it... then neither will you

Stark naked modern music, hotter than your momma will ever be

Grasp at straws that don't want grasping, gaze at clouds that come down crashing

Twist all night, twist all day, twist the night away

Pick a partner, take a tall one, take a small one, take a fat one and let's dance on

Your call is very important to us. Please hold.

She's incredible, keep your hands off of her

All you ever think about is sex, all right with me

We cut each other so much slack that we were both falling over backwards

Photos of distant star, there it is, here we are

Well, the world has started spinning 'cause the weekend is beginning, so grab anything that moves and bring some cash

You think you know where you stand, but you're not even standing, you're flat on shaky ground

There's a goldmine in what you do, but of course you know that

Careful, careful with that crate, you wouldn't want to dent Sinatra, no

All you need are balls

Ride 'em cowboy

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