It's disgusting that a man can he prevented from running for President just because nobody has heard of him and he's never done anything or filed the required paperwork

This is a good question actually

Well that was depressing (2)

Labour: the party of properly costed ethnic cleansing

Seriously how hard is it to say “This is an outrageous attack on our friends and neighbours who are in this country legally and have followed all the rules to get settled status, who are valued members of our communities, get to fuck frog-face”?

Just got sucked into @neal.fun's "Not a Robot" neal.fun/not-a-robot/

Thank you

"yeah we meet once a month. At the moment it's me and Gerald Ratner, but you'll fit right in"

Struggling to square the far-sighted Machiavellian schemer, Morgan McSweeney, whom we see in Get In, with the bumbling imbecile currently managing affairs in govt

on a music walking tour in Manchester and regret to inform that this is roughly where the stage was when Dylan was called Judas

Had completely memory-holed this happening. Mad.

Can I copyright ‘The prince across the Pennines’ for Burnham, please. DM me if you need to use it for a hastily-assembled think piece.

As a practising Catholic, I can confirm that this is in fact incorrect. Thx.

After the Brexit ref, I spent a few days not talking to a man at my job not unlike the man on the left of that picture. He made peace first, and I felt shit. He was clearly upset that I was upset, whereas I had forgotten that I actually liked him.

New to this one, but would really recommend reading the short intro and then clicking on the sound file. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_sc...

This has often been the worst feature in the world but this week’s is kind of adorable www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I have nothing more to add to this other than an opportunity to share this again. The time I asked on Twitter if I'd dreamt seeing Nile Rogers on Glenn O'Brien's TV Party performing Rapper's Delight with a Hitler puppet, and guess who popped up in my DMs...

THE CRANES ARE FLYING (Mikhail Kalatozov, 1957) Absolutely knocked out by this impossibly beautiful, visually inventive, impeccably edited film. It’s full of exquisitely composed shots - the cinematography is luminous and the movement almost balletic at times. Heartbreakingly sublime. #FilmSky

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

Favourite sitcoms, you say? Party Down, Blackadder and Bilko, I reckon, plus Peep Show, pre-‘eating a dog’ episode.

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/

I still greet people like this.

Her transformation from put-upon Jackie Chan foil to impossibly nuanced WKW heroine is one of the most exhilarating arcs in movie history.

May I recommend this absolutely excellent series, free on Prime, which has filled in so many gaps on between-the-wars world history for me?

Bit the bullet, joined the Greens. I do have reservations about the new leader, but trying to think about policies not personalities, and it’ll be nice to get behind ideas I actually agree with.

How is this going to last 90 minutes? What does Embery do after his one opinion, breakdance?

People getting the internet at home meant young men no longer got a basic grounding in arthouse cinema while looking for nudity on TV.

No matter what reason i follow someone for, at some point it turns out that they really, really like Doctor Who

Just saw my enemies driven before me and heard the lamentations of their women, lol.

I'll remind you that this man hid in a fridge rather than speak to journalists.

Normalise being about the third or fourth smartest person in an average-sized room

okay we get it, it's a boy

They always think they've come second don't they? 1000: 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬅️ Wow 9000:🟥🟥🟥🟥 9900:🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 Labour can't win here!!

[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?

The graphic that the Lib Dems post when they come second in a council election is the Lib Demist thing I have ever seen

That so many young people are apolitical, except in terms of identity politics, and then wonder out loud why everything is shit.

Now reading:

"a man two friends short of a podcast" is an INCREDIBLE turn of phrase. Language is beautiful

Is it at war with Albania?

*sad Borat voice* My rights

According to Prime Video's auto-generated subtitles, Leo the MGM lion's roar translates to "Love it."

Since it was first created, Disney has usually behaved like a Disney villain

This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"

It's Friday night, and you know what that means! Time to put on a horse costume and stand motionless in my neighbor's garden for 6 hours

The grown-ups are back in charge but have unfortunately shat themselves

Glasgow, never change!

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.