Watching Shia LaBeouf describe himself as a “traditional Catholic” (converted three years ago via the TLM), and this remains undefeated:

position on this issue depends mostly on how many large groups of bored spanish teenagers i have had to navigate around recently

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

Porridge - Final Stretch (25th March 1977). In the final episode of the series, Fletch gives Godber one last pep-talk.

this explains everything

McSweeney standing by a busy road with his arm out for three hours trying to get his phone nicked

I've posted this on Twitter in the past but I've never told Bluesky: the story of how my grandmother's cousin survived the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire 113 years ago today trianglefire.ilr.cornell.edu/primary/surv...

The future of Oxford’s Ultimate Picture Palace – one of the UK's oldest cinemas – is under threat. Why are British property developers so interested in destroying our cultural heritage? Please read, sign and pass on! lwlies.com/this-just-in...

JFK in November 1963

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No, this was the Albert Hall April Fool I wrote two years ago

Every week he gets a new job he isn't very good at. It's very on the nose.

Every UK graph

Every UK graph

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

Anyone got the stage times for Robyn on Thursday (generic '8pm' is vague imo)? And am I right that the Rough Trade thing on Fri is just a signing not a mini-show? Thank youuu

We didn’t really watch films (explains a lot) but the public information films I saw at school messed me up: where the lad gets electrocuted at the train station trying to get his football boots back.

You’d like to hear more about these gross Kinks, you say open.spotify.com/playlist/418...

Sorry I'm late, I was trying to play a skeleton’s ribs like a xylophone

Rob Key opening the door to Dom Sibley. Oh it’s onnnnn

🎵 Trees are good, trees are good… 🎵

Tough one, this, because I don’t care for that song but Ray Davies is a genius and Moby is a tedious little freak (derogatory)

Benson Boone Barry Bannan beef begins before BBC Breakfast birthday booking.

Be so funny if everyone in there is furiously arguing in very high pitched voices

Rudi Völler/Dua Lipa re one’s uncut hedge bothering the other, you decide which

Peter Shilton vs Charlie XCX on smoking in pubs.

Ariel Ortega vs Gigi Perez over a proposed change to the local one way system

Harry Redknapp v Billie Eilish about the EUs decision to rename veggie burgers.

Roy Essandoh v Sabrina Carpenter over the trademark to 'Chairboys' delight'.

I would like to see Gareth Barry and Sabrina Carpenter butting heads over the correct pronunciation of 'scone', please, Rick.

Pedro Mendes vs Shawn Mendes arguing about ULEZ please.

John Aldridge and CMAT

Harry Styles vs Nobby Stiles. Truly a clash of styles

Which footballer vs Gen Z pop icon beef would you most like to see?

[Me responding to someone asking if they should follow you] Ross? Oh Yes, Good Bits In-Variably

Am I alone in thinking that Amazon’s Jury Duty was completely unethical and irresponsible and shouldn’t have been made?

Watched Bresson’s ‘Trial of Joan of Arc’, starring Florence Delay. And let me tell you, without delay, that it is something of a trial.

I'd Homer Simpson walk in and straight out

I would be booted out of Last One Laughing after about three seconds if Sam Campbell was in there. There are two jokes in those first two episodes that almost killed me.

New town suggestions: - Chloekelly - Khan’s London - Osmanville - Sharkey-on-sewage - Starmergrad - Wibblington - The Rest Is Newtown

Elizabethtown after the 2005 romantic comedy.

One interesting thing about Mosley, if you dig a little, is that he wasn’t principled, clever, or even a good orator. The idea that he was any or all of those things has just been put about for decades by people who love his racist shit but have been required to dress that up in other ways.

Been well enough to do stuff aside from just watch da movies, so been doing that. But saw one film in the past week and it was a belter. boxd.it/dBAPU9

Fabulous in every minute of her screen time in THE MIRACLE OF MORGAN'S CREEK (1943). "If you don't mind my mentioning it, Father, I think you have a mind like a swamp."

Comic Relief is the night when we come together to remember people less funny than ourselves.

How the fuck do you have a reporter free news room?

existential question from the NHS

Barbara Stanwyck by Elmer Fryer, 1931.