Third son: Great. My brothers got Dad’s fortune and property and all I got was this cat Puss-in-Boots: I have a plan to get you great riches. Take off your clothes. Third son: …okay. Puss-in-Boots: HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GUY’S DICK third son: damnnit why does this keep happening to me

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

The chair of the New York Democratic Party, Jay Jacobs, denounces Hochul's endorsement of Mamdani and says he himself will not endorse Mandani for mayor. Jacobs cites Mamdani's opinion of Israel as the main reason.

By the way: "Vote blue no matter who" is fake, and always has been. Literally not even the Democratic Party actually believes it. All the slogan meant was "vote for right wingers and don't complain about it". Remember this moment:

Ofcom officials wanted anonymity an article about the rollout of the Online Safety Act. Tell me someone sees the humor in government officials demanding everyone sacrifice their privacy to access porn/social media, while asking a journalist not to even share their name.

it has been funny seeing these "movies about the Pandemic" this year like Weapons, Eddington, 28 Years Later in stark contrast to a bunch of late '90s/early 2000s J-Horror stuff that was clearly about trying to process the Sarin Gas Attacks because it's like night & day between the two

WHAT?!

I'm a very food motivated survivor, it's true, like I'd absolutely hate to die without getting thai food at least ONE more time

this is a great example of a subgenre I call "First Responders" horror, the rare horror film focusing around some kind of first responder authority figure vs. the spookernatural, stuff like this, Last Shift, REC, Autopsy of Jane Doe, it's a real under served niche

Pumpkinhead is kinda sorta an IP (3 sequels and a few comic follow-ups) so it eventually got this AMAZING statue in the '90s tying in to the comics at the time called "The Metamorphosis" that I am POSITIVE is where Jeepers Creepers stole their monster design

people often focus on all the Reagan stuff in this movie because it's SO in your face but I also think it's the BEST iteration of Craven's near obsession with booby traps, they're also in Elm Street & Hills Have Eyes but this is the real peak of the mountain for it cause the VILLAINS use em for once

this is the sexiest a vampire has looked in any movie (also this movie was part of a trend of mystical south western set movies at the time, you'd also do well pairing it with The Hitcher)

OH i get it, liberals think trans rights are a question of freedom of expression and not one of bodily autonomy

honestly since I started using concealer more regularly I've felt SO much better about my appearance, it's why I've been more okay posting selfies and stuff

put a big hot pink chunk in it what do we think of this

does anyone remember when they revamped Puck from Alpha Flight?

Just posted a sexy workout video…

if democrats ever went in half as hard against republicans as they do against demsoc primary candidates, we wouldn't have nazis in charge.

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: Autism is stored in the boobs

jesus comes back but he's chinese

totally rad, image sequence, nes (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/22106/t...

gotta say, Absolute Batman really feels like it's spinning out

Reskeet if you adore trans girls!!!

We still need to kick that bitch Jesse Singal off of here.

yo check this out 😏😏

therapist said "if any therapist asks you to have sex just know thats illegal" like therapists are a secret celibate society

dudes rock

Me+my new boyfriend Big Slammu

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

we got another one

The super-ableist discourse around autism is sickening to hear. Just wanna send some love tonight to my autistic friends, and friends who have an autistic child. Y'all deserve love, acceptance and support, not this bullshit

The little dude inside RFK's head right now

and this is why millennials are the demographic cohort born roughly between 1981 and 1996.

New commission! This time for @poofycharlotte.bsky.social !! Lots of fun technical detail to draw here!!

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

sometimes i hate the future then i remember that i can order saffron, to my door, to arrive in under two hours— something kings and emperors of yore wouldst darent dream

22 Sep 2025

Monday

On everything horrible like tariffs, russia, and fucking with the federal reserve you just can't change trump's mind at all, but somehow the guy whose crowning and arguably only achievement was Operation Warp Speed can be turned into an antivaxxer by one roadkill-brained kennedy

BREAKING: Havana Syndrome caused by Flintstone vitamins

haven't made a new shirt in a while...

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: “You have turned on the big light. Please turn the big light back off. We have small lights, lamps with shades, for your convenience. They do not make me angry like the big light does.”

I was just reminded that it's been thirteen years since Andrew Breitbart died. Thirteen years of flowers have bloomed. There are precocious twelve-year-olds who have grown up in a world without Breitbart in it. His website is a frail shadow of what it once was. He's become irrelevant and forgotten

we're up to our armpits in Jimmys Kimmel!

we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels

Hey NSFW artists! Post your account here and let folks know why they should follow you 🩷

FUCK i am so cute