I'm not doing a bubbel, I don't need scientific evidence that I'm a cringe-ass reply guy

Me: Fuck dude I dunno. It just feels like everything is getting worse and the walls are closing in. I don't know if I can do this anymore. Emotionally intelligent Funky Kong (sunglasses removed) about to hit me with a conversation so sincere and reassuring it changes my life forever:

I do not remember posting this

The general movement away from music streaming services is odd to me, an old man who never really stopped listening to online radio streams through Winamp (and various podcast apps once phone data became a viable route)

oughhh So I just found out my car insurance has gone up again and I need at least $300 to afford it by the 17th If I don't have insurance for even a single day I'm looking at a minimum of $500 in fines and fees to the state government So uhhh yeah that's what we're dealing with over here

Good Morning. Lazy day today.

Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.

androphagos Indica: the manticore (coloured pencils and watercolour on bristol)

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the cauldron can be used for killing chronos AND making tasty snacks 😋✨ #hadesii

I-no!

this one was crazy

[repost] she knows exactly what it says

What movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?

Julia Cotton is a monster but she deserved to be the face of the Hellraiser franchise.

it's chewsday innit

I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history

"Stark Industries was a pionner in the field of technology since its foundation in 1939, 50 years before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem 'Pump Up the Jam'."

"ma'am, your tiddies""correct"

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

If you told me this was Gianni cosplaying I would believe you

Song: SkinWalker Album: DUSK soundtrack Vinyl pre-orders are now live! Order yours here: lnk.to/dusk-vinyl

Beginner's luck, comm for @d-tor.bsky.social !

they tell you that dirty pair (1985) has an episode with a trans woman in it, but what they don't tell you is that the antagonist of the episode used her and her fiancee's love of hamburgers to manipulate her

once again this image will never stop being true

more Übel e-girl

uma tail is so perfect for virgin killer sweater i'm kinda blown away its not drawn more

Oh the dungeon has the classic AD&D linework and (lack of) shading, that's cute

a thing that i think that may be uncharitable: hating small talk is simply being the "uncomfortable when we are not about me" bird. only when the conversation turns to you or your interests will you deem the talk unsmall

2.55

Reze #SantanaelArt #CSM #ChainsawMan #Reze

I went and played through Sorry We're Closed after seeing it grouped up with three other games that I adore in their own right, and hey guess what it absolutely deserves to be mentioned in the same sentence, while also being extremely different

👁️ Open your third eye, Michelle! To demons and challenges ahead... Grab this iconic design by C.Bedford of @alamodegames.bsky.social on @theyetee.com And of course, play 💋Sorry We're Closed on PC and all consoles.

Lover's decay. ♥️ Please check out "Sorry We're Closed" on Steam if you like demons, angels, curses, monsters and fucked up love stories. #sorrywereclosed #theduchess #duchess #neon #latex #bodyhorror #fanart #demon #angel

Nice quick build. Was a little worried about a kit from 2008, but it went fine. Glad I got a kit of the best Geass mech.

I get this but I'll call it "Delicious in Dungeon" when I cold dead in the ground

This was a fun commission to do! I made it match with this Naga the Serpent piece~

MOTHER 2 Manga Theater, 1993.

honestly just fuck blocklists as a whole, the rate of descent into petty bullshit is 100% over time

Nice quick build. Was a little worried about a kit from 2008, but it went fine. Glad I got a kit of the best Geass mech.

I know better, I know there are 18 archviles in there