Sinners (2025)

Game: Spank the Monkey (2002, Flash) TAS Authors: zapkt, Spikestuff & synabler Source: tasvideos.org/7005M

Mousegirl gf who asks you to lock the door behind her (you put a book in front of a little mouse hole in the wall)

Mouse girl gold digger gf who’s just wants ONE cookie

Robot girl who acts as your alarm so when you hit snooze in the morning the immediately drifts back off to sleep

if you had a dirtbag run in your lifetime a lot of stories you tell will sound like bullshit to most people you meet in your renewed normal person lifestyle. I mean to send this message out to both sides of the problem

How’re we doin tonight?

A good deal of this session was dedicated to the party debating whether she should be killed

Michael B. Jordan has won Best Actor for ‘SINNERS’ at the Oscars. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

Popped two ibuprofen and gorged myself on sweets, girl you know it's a #sprained #ankle

‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

working on better designs for neon palace. i know shes not super goth bdsm futuristic but i think i want her to be like. girly

i like gomess because he's like if godzilla was a furry and i like jirass because he's like if godzilla was a muppet

My babies.

They’re calling it the laziest Sunday of all time

Some posts are better as drafts I think

JESSE PINKMAN: IT’S HOLLYWOOD’S BIGGEST NIGHT, BITCH! WALTER WHITE: That’s exactly right, Jesse.

Value Practice with Hannah. Forced myself not to soften my shadows and highlights, and while not my style was still good practice.

Incel Eminem “and she don’t even want to play with my glans”

Me seeing Super Mario Bros (1993) on a list of worst movies of all time.

I spend so much time practicing and nobody ever wants to play lightsabers with me

need a cartoon focused version of the criterion closet with busta rhymes as the first guest

4D chess? How cute. I’m already imagining two more Ds and smellovision.

I should get a heart tattooed on my butt cheek. That might set things right

tom's grocery, duval street, key west, florida, 1985

replicant jordan peterson doing the roy batty speech but his examples of unbelievable stuff he's seen are that chinese jackoff factory and a water bottle

i love the version of characters that only live in my head #neonjawboneart

Detroit Science Center (1979)

They're calling me Harvey Danger the way I'm a sitta on this fag's pole

Here’s something: I genuinely forgot how good Dairy Queen is

Maaaaan I had a huge panic attack and changed into the baggiest guy clothes I could get my hands on so now that I feel better I just have to get groceries dressed like a giant dillweed

alliums of unusual size

prize radish

Then I’d ask him to bring back Danny Devito Limoncello

A lot of golden age comics come in two distinct flavors, “fuck the Japanese” and “I think in the name of justice we need to tie each other up and spank each other at least a little bit.”

My latest commissioned artworks. Character design sheet(s) for @vbsaune.bsky.social; Illustration for @bimbocatglrl.bsky.social; Illustration for @jelastronaut.bsky.social. #art #commission #commissionsopen

I miss going all out on weird Dr. Wily type Cultist contraptions 👹🛠️⚙️ this one’s from like 2019 or 2020 I think?

The Palpatine phone call sketch still holds up sooooo well I’m so happy

This is why it’s important to be loved. Wonderful people make you mater sammiches

Man I remember the summer of 2014 so well. I’d just graduated so I was so scared of college but it was a great summer. I used to have a friend who lived in Destin so that was a great boon to my toes in the water ass in the sand policy

Princess Bride might be the best movie

POV you’re invading my home

this is the future i want

POV you’re a whopper with cheese no pickles no mayo

Late night June slop ✏️👹👅🦎

Who here will own up to having a favorite SNL sketch