REVIEW: The Price at Marylebone Theatre until June 21st 2026

"highly unusual intervention" has to be a gag right? I can't remember a time when this cunt wasn't pontificating on things while remaining remarkably unimprisoned

Thinking about Gniesbert again

recession indicator

Very good that I've got a suit fitting this afternoon when it's a billion degrees outside

I just can't bring myself to back Everton this afternoon, it's a step too far

REVIEW: Care at the Young Vic until July 11th 2026

basically only really know her because of people saying "look at Judith Chalmers here" whenever someone we knew back home dared to go further afield than Llandudno on a holiday

are these people having too much fun at home and on leave or are they banning fun because it can't fucking well be both now can it

Very much enjoyed Jinkx and Her Twinkx (here all week etc. etc.) last night

what

Mick Jagger in the new Alice Rohrwacher is giving me LIFE imagine him saying her name that's the good stuff

REVIEW: End of the Rainbow at Soho Theatre Walthamstow until June 21st 2026

How long do we reckon before Freddie from last year's Traitors starts an OF because he is NOT paying the bills with thirst traps alone

REVIEW: Dracula at the Noël Coward Theatre until May 30th 2026

Jinkx very good, Jacob Dudman very fit, review done

I hope Declan Rice has the shag of his life tonight

needy little cunt, do one

Have no dog in the hunt but I'm glad City have blown it, the corrupt, cheating bastards

Not entirely bowled over by the Strictly announcement but I do find the "it should have been [insert person who never wanted it in the first place]" commentary quite funny

That player who got pantsed was really putting the arse in arsenal huh

REVIEW: Equus at the Menier Chocolate Factory until July 4th 2026

Just saw a really camp pigeon, no I won't elaborate

I was looking forward to a week of enforced remote working 😔

Didn't see any of Eurovision obviously but I have seen pictures of the Czech entry and he can [redacted] my [redacted]

Ohhhhh my god are u a democratic socialist? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Rosa Luxembourg? (yes to the last one tbf)

Have we ever had a future prime minister explicitly mugging off Andrew Neil this badly?

Landslide incoming

At least it wasn't Rangers eh

I will never understand how Keir reconciles his self-conception as a good man doing a good job as prime minister with “my premiership had to be brought to the brink of death for me to say this”.

They really need to stop doing these vox pops because they've now got someone complaining that Burnham is only standing cos he's "hoping to get into Westminster". Where the fuck else would a by-election candidate be hoping to get?

I can fix him

when's the leadership challenge to oust Arne Slot?

REVIEW: Romeo & Juliet at the Harold Pinter Theatre until June 20th 2026

I don't think Burnham can win the by-election lads

REVIEW: Mass at the Donmar Warehouse until June 6th 2026

Wes you messy binch

What a bottle job. His career is over now though, which is a blessing.

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

REVIEW: Grace Pervades at Theatre Royal Haymarket until July 11th 2026

Can a man who burned down a pet shop really be trusted not to burn down our nation?

not now kitten, Daddy has to lock in and come up with a joke about Wes Streeting that will get 5 likes on a third-tier social media app

THE ADULT BABY TAKEOVER IS BACK ON

Virgo isn't even cold smh

I gave an interview recently about the importance of making nightlife more affordable for young people, and some of the feedback was, what a woke interview. And I think: so much of the current moment is just indulging people who don't want anyone else to have nice things.

You know what, fair fucks, he's so stubborn that it's almost impressive

Is everyone excited? Feels like days like this come around sooner every year now

I think it will be brutal in that it will ultimately regard him as a non-entity

There's no way he'll stay in parliament after all this btw, he's much too egotistical to be a backbencher, so I expect Polanski will be an MP before long